Now you are really starting to piss me off. I happen to be a midget with a propensity for pooting. I (not you) do definitly have a *****. Do you know what it is like to have a perverted, pooting midget mad at you? You don't want to know, either.

This is getting good.

::makes popcorn::

::grabs two beers and gives one to Rx::

On with the show gentlemen.

WR

Well, since you're a midget you can confirm something for me. I heard that in Columbus, there is a business which rents out midgets in padded suits to party-throwers for the purpose of tossing said midgets around for fun. A friend of mine told me about this and I wanna know if I should call shenanigans on him.

cant_think_of_a_witty_name Wrote:Well, since you're a midget you can confirm something for me. I heard that in Columbus, there is a business which rents out midgets in padded suits to party-throwers for the purpose of tossing said midgets around for fun. A friend of mine told me about this and I wanna know if I should call shenanigans on him.

Sounds more like something that would happen in Starkville.

WR

Why rent a midget when you can have one to toss around for free? Just give me your apartment number and I'll surprize you on Dec. 7th.

I forgot to tell you, I'm Japanese, too.

I don't know whether to be amused or frightened. [comedically induced laugh] [nervous laugh]

::pops her top (on the beer of course) and enjoys the show::


Is anyone taking bets??

cant_think_of_a_witty_name Wrote:I don't know whether to be amused or frightened. [comedically induced laugh] [nervous laugh]

Well, that depends on whether you are just trying to add a little humor, which I can appreciate or if you're intentionally making your comments to me personally. I can dish it out and I can take it. I'm just a little peculiar when someone questions my masculinity.

Like I said, if you were just trying to be humorous and not directing your comment to me specifically - I'm o.k. otherwise, I'm not.

Rebel_Rx Wrote:::pops her top (on the beer of course) and enjoys the show::


Is anyone taking bets??

I'll put $20 on Still. He's a bit more fired up I think.

WR

It was little more than a joke not directed at you specifically. Just a statement that men, as a whole, are perverts. I was serious about the midget-tossing though.

Oh now they're going to get diplomatic about it. Come on guys, we're only on our first beer here!

WR

Hey RX,

You can POP my TOP too!!!



Hey still,

You have an midget female friends who wanna make some quick cash in the "movie industry"??

Coach Peanut Wrote:Hey still,

You have an midget female friends who wanna make some quick cash in the "movie industry"??

Quote of the day.

Oh gawd...here come the comments from the Peanut gallery.....


BWAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!



Give it up for me...I'll be here all week.

WR

WizardRebel Wrote:

Rebel_Rx Wrote:::pops her top (on the beer of course) and enjoys the show::


Is anyone taking bets??

I'll put $20 on Still. He's a bit more fired up I think.

WR

I'll put a cool $1000 on Still. I've met the man! Hell, I'll put a grand on his oldest boy....met him too.

Nobody wants to put money on a spineless lump of 160-some-odd pounds of man-meat?

In that context, I understand what you meant. I, like you inferred, am like most normal men in that I probably have some secret perversions but mine would have to do with the fairer sex - not some other guys.

Sorry, I can't help you with the midget situation. I'm not really a munckin, but I am Japanese. If you ever come to my house, take your shoes off at the door.

I got into the habit of shoe-removal long ago. My mom has always "just mopped the damn floor."

aww damn, they're playing nice now. I thought we were gonna see some action ::yawns::

Oh well, I suppose I'll actually get back to doing a show or something.

Yeah guys thanks for getting nice again....thanks for nothing!!!!

WR