(05-30-2023 10:06 AM)Hambone10 Wrote: (05-30-2023 09:57 AM)Grungy Wrote: (05-30-2023 09:44 AM)Hambone10 Wrote: Grungy for 2024 commencement speaker!!
Ack! Nooooo!!
If nominated I shall not run.
If elected I shall not speak.
Hey... YOU guys asked ME to speak... I think it only fair!
Hambone is referring to The MOB asking him to speak at our annual banquet.
He did a nice job.
(Yes, that's fair.)
Imagine doing that in front of an entire graduating class, with parents (extended families, really), the faculty, and local and national press.
No thank you.
The current me might have been able to address the undergraduate me's contemporaries - they were smart enough to be accepted, and weren't necessarily ambitious and driven, as today's incoming freshlings, and eventual graduates need to be.
How many of you have stated that you probably couldn't be accepted to one of today's incoming classes?
I don't want to discount those who were ambitious and driven back in the Seventies - there were plenty.
But there were also the slackers who just got by, and they are my tribe.
I'm not even in the management structure of that tribe (is anyone?).
Nope.
Someone else can speak to the future captains of industry and leaders of the free world.
I'll play second trumpet in the band at the ceremony, and watch the members of my extended family graduate.