(08-30-2019 06:37 PM)Dog Fan Wrote:  

(08-30-2019 06:12 PM)NIU007 Wrote:  

(08-30-2019 12:59 PM)Dog Fan Wrote:  

(08-30-2019 11:30 AM)NIUfilmmaker Wrote:  Weather.com has us down to 20% chance of rain now :) Nice to see the weather gods lifting their decade-long curse.

GO HUSKIES!

Not so fast, my friend! The Dog Fan Prognostication System - which is rarely wrong - forecasts a cataclysmic meteorological event for Huskie Stadium tomorrow. The only thing not in the forecast tomorrow is a magnitude 8 or greater earthquake. My prognostication system is highly scientific, where I stick my sensitive probe high in the air to measure atmospheric conditions and changes. Let me tell you, my probe was extremely titillated by the atmospheric vibrations it felt and measured! Thus, my prediction for a cataclysm. We had all best take cover in the bowels of Huskie Stadium for protection. A few of you may want to crouch down and take cover under the urinal trough for ultimate protection. Let's let the IlSt fans remain in the stadium to soak up the wrath of Mother Nature (and the NIU football team).

I didn't even know Huskie stadium had bowels. But I guess if anyone knows bowels it's Dogfan.

Please don’t mention bowels at this time. I had a big bowl of black bean soup for lunch, and my bowels are quite distended now. My wife is ready to disown me, divorce me, and sue me. She said she’ll only leave me enough to buy a bottle of Gas-X. I just hope this continues through tomorrow so I can share it with everyone at the game.

Double entendre completely intended
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Coach H is unreal in addition to raising the footballs hopes of most fans he has also taken control of the weather and cleared the skies for all of us football starved Huskie fans. Forecast has improved.

(08-30-2019 08:42 PM)HOF 08 Wrote:  Coach H is unreal in addition to raising the footballs hopes of most fans he has also taken control of the weather and cleared the skies for all of us football starved Huskie fans. Forecast has improved.

Coach H will have the weather for the November games at 58 degrees with moonlit skies and light winds from the south.....