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RE: OT: CUSA board Comedy Thread (for when things get too heated in here)
tell me Mel didn't get the premise of the 'Dom DeLuise scene' in blazing saddles from this skit....



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one of my fave robin williams improvs....



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RE: OT: CUSA board Comedy Thread (for when things get too heated in here)
As today is Football signing day, this seems appropriate:

Jerry Clower tells story about playing College Football



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(02-04-2015 07:54 PM)GoodOwl Wrote:  As today is Football signing day, this seems appropriate:

Jerry Clower tells story about playing College Football

sorry, you just reminded me why I still give my parents shite for moving my nutz to this hellhole......

....but I love it now (in very meek voice)
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(02-04-2015 08:15 PM)stinkfist Wrote:  
(02-04-2015 07:54 PM)GoodOwl Wrote:  As today is Football signing day, this seems appropriate:

Jerry Clower tells story about playing College Football

sorry, you just reminded me why I still give my parents shite for moving my nutz to this hellhole......

....but I love it now (in very meek voice)

thought you'd like that one, SF.

where the heck are the rest of the posters for this thread? Few people like to laugh? Or do only we know all the funny routines out there? That can't be true. So join in (or I'll have to start another "phallic" thread in honor of Nugget49's request.)

I like some of the old routines:

here's Andy Griffith Football Story from 1953



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(02-04-2015 08:59 PM)GoodOwl Wrote:  
(02-04-2015 08:15 PM)stinkfist Wrote:  
(02-04-2015 07:54 PM)GoodOwl Wrote:  As today is Football signing day, this seems appropriate:

Jerry Clower tells story about playing College Football

sorry, you just reminded me why I still give my parents shite for moving my nutz to this hellhole......

....but I love it now (in very meek voice)

thought you'd like that one, SF.

where the heck are the rest of the posters for this thread? Few people like to laugh? Or do only we know all the funny routines out there? That can't be true. So join in (or I'll have to start another "phallic" thread in honor of Nugget49's request.)

I like some of the old routines:

here's Andy Griffith Football Story from 1953

good point....me tinks dey be a tad scarred 03-wink

I also love how Opie has evolved......one of the rare success child hollywood stories....

it's all good in my world....to me it's like music....we choose to listen based on choice and selection....it just can't be 'wrong'

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this is why understanding 'crazy' is pretty cool....and he did it with humilty and honesty.....that's when you know....



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Who remembers Sam Kinison?



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Doug Stanhope:

this is NSFW and in reality Doug Stanhope is NSFL. You can't unhear what this guy says. He's pretty raw. This bit is on Popov Vodka. Actually some of his lighter fare. Definite vulgar language but he always is.



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(02-06-2015 09:41 PM)stinkfist Wrote:  this is why understanding 'crazy' is pretty cool....and he did it with humilty and honesty.....that's when you know....





Interesting story about Hicks, to me anyway. When I was first starting out in comedy I was doing the opening spot at a club in Columbia, SC and the other 2 comics were talking about what a shame it was that he had passed away and what a genius he was.

I had actually never heard of him so I googled him when I got back to my room. There was a Wiki type site that told about his life and where he was buried. It said he was buried in Leakesville, MS which is as rural as it gets in south Mississippi which I thought was odd.

On my way to Mobile one day I turned off Hwy 98 and went about 20 miles out of my way to see if I could find the cemetary. The town had no redlights and only one fast food place and I went in and got directions. It was one of those old cementery's at the end of a country road outside of town.

I walked around looking for graves with flowers because it hadn't been that long since he had passed. I finally found a grave with some dying flowers that said " In loving memory of our beloved uncle and brother William "Bill" Hicks. I think he was from Houston so I guess the only family he had was from Mississippi. It was just surreal seeing the grave of somebody that had performed and was well known all over the US and and several other countries stuck out in the middle of nowhere.
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(02-06-2015 09:41 PM)stinkfist Wrote:  this is why understanding 'crazy' is pretty cool....and he did it with humilty and honesty.....that's when you know....





Interesting story about Hicks, to me anyway. When I was first starting out in comedy I was doing the opening spot at a club in Columbia, SC and the other 2 comics were talking about what a shame it was that he had passed away and what a genius he was.

I had actually never heard of him so I googled him when I got back to my room. There was a Wiki type site that told about his life and where he was buried. It said he was buried in Leakesville, MS which is as rural as it gets in south Mississippi which I thought was odd.

On my way to Mobile one day I turned off Hwy 98 and went about 20 miles out of my way to see if I could find the cemetary. The town had no redlights and only one fast food place and I went in and got directions. It was one of those old cementery's at the end of a country road outside of town.

I walked around looking for graves with flowers because it hadn't been that long since he had passed. I finally found a grave with some dying flowers that said " In loving memory of our beloved uncle and brother William "Bill" Hicks. I think he was from Houston so I guess the only family he had was from Mississippi. It was just surreal seeing the grave of somebody that had performed and was well known all over the US and and several other countries stuck out in the middle of nowhere.

there is another video about his life that was made postmortem.....it's a good watch....

he didn't go andy kaufman with the knowledge of knowing he was going to die.....regardless, it's pretty sad to lose out on life as early as he did....

if I remember correctly, the family is from mississippi, moved to texas, and now the parents are in arkansas......both parents were god fearing folk.....

I am very much like bill hicks and how he viewed the world.....he was one of my favorites....
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RE: OT: CUSA board Comedy Thread (for when things get too heated in here)
to dahbeed.....the following is from the other "drunk" that stanhope referenced....a few of my favorites....

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the last one is from "drunk in public" and perfectly describes the programmer I once fed info to during my corporate america years.....we were on our way back from PDX and made our last connect in memphis (was the last time I took that path).....anyway, we had to fly around a storm, then head 20 miles into the gulf, and finally u-turn back to gulfport.....

I know he shite his pants during that bumpy puddle jump ride.....hell, the plane free fell about a hundred ft or so at one time....almost everybody screamed....I raised my arms in the air.....

I just told him the mormons would take care of it we died (he is mormon)....one of my more fun times as an atheist whilst being smashed....if I wouldn't have been, I probably would have too....he had big grin on his face....if fit that monster head and nose perfectly.....don't think I ever saw him smile again after that trip....but he did all the way driving my drunk ass to the house....
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stinkfist....not to offend but i've never really cared for ron white. just didn't like him.

i don't have him in the same bucket as larry the cable moron but no appeal.

when i watch or listen to doug stanhope my first thought is someone is going to hell for this. i don't know if it's me or him but someone is. he really, really nails a lot of subjects. and i've yet to see a line he won't cross.

one of my favorite pandora stations is my 'doug stanhope' station. when i'm not in the mood for music i'll select that one on pandora. you get plenty of others besides doug and most of them are very funny.
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(02-07-2015 01:10 PM)dahbeed Wrote:  stinkfist....not to offend but i've never really cared for ron white. just didn't like him.

i don't have him in the same bucket as larry the cable moron but no appeal.

when i watch or listen to doug stanhope my first thought is someone is going to hell for this. i don't know if it's me or him but someone is. he really, really nails a lot of subjects. and i've yet to see a line he won't cross.

one of my favorite pandora stations is my 'doug stanhope' station. when i'm not in the mood for music i'll select that one on pandora. you get plenty of others besides doug and most of them are very funny.

no offense taken.....as an atheist, I don't worry about heaven or hell....and rw is light years ahead of the other two....the other two are dumbed down versions of grand ole opry clower #somethinorother

and btw, I get your 'why' about ron.....I only posted it b/c stanhope referenced him in your posted vid.....'only two drunks left on stage' (something like that)

I'm pretty certain you and me enjoy relative par regarding humor and perception.....

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In honor of Coach Mike Rhoades' Rice Owls beating the then-CUSA-leading WKU team in Men's basketball 72-68 tonight I give you:

Matt Braunger - Owls With Attitude NSFW-language

"Owls are made of feathers, claws, beaks, and hatred!!!"



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Billy Bonnell - NSFW (Language)
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College Baseball opens this weekend:

Bob Newhart very safe for all audiences!
"Baseball"

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Michael Larimer - Basketball Names (NSFW-a few words-Stand Up Comedy)



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