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OT: CUSA board Comedy Thread (for when things get too heated in here) - GoodOwl - 01-20-2015 10:55 PM

Have wanted to get this going for a while. Sometimes, we all need a break from the seriousness of sports and our rabid advocating for our respective teams. When things get heated and you're a bit upset at another poster, take refuge in a little levity and come here to laugh.

Rules:
1. Nothing too filthy.
2. Be reasonable.
3. Label anything with some cursing or risque humor as NSFW.
4. Have Fun!!

Hope the moderators will allow some leeway for some colorful humor and curse-words (as long as it's not completely filthy, we should be okay, just please label anything NSFW as such if it has some foul words or anything) as the best humor sometimes can be a little risqué. All comedy styles are welcome here, just use some discretion and be sure it's not too far over the line.

As this is a sports board, I'd like to start things off with a little classic
George Carlin: "Football vs Baseball"






RE: OT: CUSA board Comedy Thread (for when things get too heated in here) - Smaug - 01-21-2015 12:14 AM

John Pinette goes camping.






RE: OT: CUSA board Comedy Thread (for when things get too heated in here) - ODU Oldtimer - 01-21-2015 02:40 AM

Bob Nelson Football Routine





RE: OT: CUSA board Comedy Thread (for when things get too heated in here) - MUther - 01-21-2015 03:46 AM

Gaffigan and Hot Pockets (safe for all viewers)






RE: OT: CUSA board Comedy Thread (for when things get too heated in here) - stinkfist - 01-21-2015 11:38 AM

kudos to the thread....epic play my man....have always been a fan of OT: posts during the silly season....

I'll be kind to start with.....the Bilichick scene at 1:27 is classic......






RE: OT: CUSA board Comedy Thread (for when things get too heated in here) - GoodOwl - 01-21-2015 12:27 PM

Tim Hawkins - (clean, okay & safe for work)
"Things Not To Say To Your Wife Song"






RE: OT: CUSA board Comedy Thread (for when things get too heated in here) - GoodOwl - 01-21-2015 12:33 PM

Tim Hawkins - (clean & safe for work)
"Atheist Kids' Songs"






RE: OT: CUSA board Comedy Thread (for when things get too heated in here) - stinkfist - 01-21-2015 03:14 PM

(01-21-2015 12:33 PM)GoodOwl Wrote:  Tim Hawkins - (clean & safe for work)
"Atheist Kids' Songs"




sorry man.....gotta be careful what you ask for....and you started with carlin....

...me thinks I'm still within the rules

NSFW (if you are the pastor)





"humor knows no boundaries.....that's why we all were NOT created the same" - stinkfist (me)


RE: OT: CUSA board Comedy Thread (for when things get too heated in here) - GoodOwl - 01-21-2015 03:46 PM

(01-21-2015 03:14 PM)stinkfist Wrote:  sorry man.....gotta be careful what you ask for....and you started with carlin....

...me thinks I'm still within the rules

NSFW (if you are the pastor)

"humor knows no boundaries.....that's why we all were NOT created the same" - stinkfist (me)

No problem, it's all good! I can recognize a well-constructed comedy bit or a well-constructed song even if I might not exactly agree with everything in it. Good craft is good craft. That bit is genius, and Carlin was a comedy genius. I got a chance to see him in Tunica,MS at the Horseshoe a few years before he died. He was still tremendously funny even at his age. Wonder where he is now? Guess found out who was right. We all will someday, my friend.

As I stated in the OP, good comedy can sometimes get a little risque. That's why I asked for a little leeway for this thread. Don't be afraid to find things that are well-done and funny to post and share with others. They can make up their own minds. Keep posting, man!


RE: OT: CUSA board Comedy Thread (for when things get too heated in here) - GoodOwl - 01-21-2015 04:06 PM

Was going to wait until the thread evolved a bit before posting him, but here's a brilliant bit on religion by a brilliant comedian. As one of the commenters said, "He manages to make fun of my religion without coming across as overly offensive." THAT is genius:

Eddie Izzard - (NSFW- a bit of swearing here and there)
"Religion ala Eddie Izzard"






RE: OT: CUSA board Comedy Thread (for when things get too heated in here) - ODU Oldtimer - 01-21-2015 05:52 PM

Classic Comedian Billy Connelly (A few words here and there)





RE: OT: CUSA board Comedy Thread (for when things get too heated in here) - GoodOwl - 01-21-2015 07:42 PM

good one, ODU. That reminds me of:

Robin Williams - (NSFW- quite a few words, but hilarious)
The Scotsman (The invention of Golf)






RE: OT: CUSA board Comedy Thread (for when things get too heated in here) - stinkfist - 01-21-2015 08:03 PM

(01-21-2015 03:46 PM)GoodOwl Wrote:  
(01-21-2015 03:14 PM)stinkfist Wrote:  sorry man.....gotta be careful what you ask for....and you started with carlin....

...me thinks I'm still within the rules

NSFW (if you are the pastor)

"humor knows no boundaries.....that's why we all were NOT created the same" - stinkfist (me)

No problem, it's all good! I can recognize a well-constructed comedy bit or a well-constructed song even if I might not exactly agree with everything in it. Good craft is good craft. That bit is genius, and Carlin was a comedy genius. I got a chance to see him in Tunica,MS at the Horseshoe a few years before he died. He was still tremendously funny even at his age. Wonder where he is now? Guess found out who was right. We all will someday, my friend.

As I stated in the OP, good comedy can sometimes get a little risque. That's why I asked for a little leeway for this thread. Don't be afraid to find things that are well-done and funny to post and share with others. They can make up their own minds. Keep posting, man!

you know I will (post)

Carlin and Hicks are still my faves when I wander.....comedy in my world has always been olé in the 'ring'....

thx for understanding......

I knew the goodowl knew how to hoot!

edit: not all atheists are...

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we just wanna be......

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RE: OT: CUSA board Comedy Thread (for when things get too heated in here) - stinkfist - 01-21-2015 08:13 PM

(01-21-2015 07:42 PM)GoodOwl Wrote:  good one, ODU. That reminds me of:

Robin Williams - (NSFW- quite a few words, but hilarious)
The Scotsman (The invention of Golf)




easily his best coke sweating momento.....and I'm a go-fer

so I give you what the critics termed as worthless....dipshite critics






RE: OT: CUSA board Comedy Thread (for when things get too heated in here) - stinkfist - 01-21-2015 08:15 PM

I officially abandon the music thread....

my sac is now tickled.....


RE: OT: CUSA board Comedy Thread (for when things get too heated in here) - TheEastisPurple - 01-21-2015 08:49 PM

Not sure who this guy is, but someone at ESPN made an unfortunate mistake when tweeting about a recruit.

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RE: OT: CUSA board Comedy Thread (for when things get too heated in here) - stinkfist - 01-21-2015 09:02 PM

(01-21-2015 08:49 PM)TheEastisPurple Wrote:  Not sure who this guy is, but someone at ESPN made an unfortunate mistake when tweeting about a recruit.

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'cause it's a slip of the wrist.....





disclaimer: sorry, goodowldude......couldn't resist that one...time to #puffmagic


RE: OT: CUSA board Comedy Thread (for when things get too heated in here) - Thegoldstandard - 01-21-2015 09:14 PM

From the classic era before political correctness. I give you Sam Kennison






RE: OT: CUSA board Comedy Thread (for when things get too heated in here) - stinkfist - 01-21-2015 09:24 PM

(01-21-2015 09:14 PM)Thegoldstandard Wrote:  From the classic era before political correctness. I give you Sam Kennison




why were the short, fat, and ugly the 'funny ones....clint was iconic.....fk clint and his shittttty movies

why am I tall...my fingers be nimble and jack could've been quick

in southernmiss terms....'wish I was dead'....where is cusack and his 'oui-oui- when ya need a cossack sniper one legged n the K-somethin-or-other....





easily groomed the grove lovin' some sammy.....

yepper.....my cossack nuts be groomed in the highlands....

kudos and 04-cheers


RE: OT: CUSA board Comedy Thread (for when things get too heated in here) - GoodOwl - 01-21-2015 09:47 PM

one of my favorite comedians of all time. He recently retired due to severe health issues. He played Vegas for years. I saw him several years ago when he was downtown at the Golden Nugget. I'm so glad I did get to see him live before he left the biz.

Here's a bit of his act back when he was still young and skinny. I still laugh hard at this video even though I know the whole thing:

The Amazing Jonathan - (NSFW, a few words and some risque jokes)
The Amazing Johnathan - 1983