So since last Wednesday I've seen numerous friends via Facebook foretell that on March 23, 2013, we're all going to be implanted with microchips to comply with Obamacare and it's the Mark of the Beast. They even posted a video (to be honest I didn't watch the video).

So like a good boy I decided to check the internets pertaining to these chips and I cannot for the life of me find where we are to be implanted with any chips due to any healthcare act or on a certain date.

Am I missing something?

C'mon man.

http://www.snopes.com/politics/medical/microchip.asp

(11-13-2012 03:10 PM)gdunn Wrote:  So since last Wednesday I've seen numerous friends via Facebook foretell that on March 23, 2013, we're all going to be implanted with microchips to comply with Obamacare and it's the Mark of the Beast. They even posted a video (to be honest I didn't watch the video).

So like a good boy I decided to check the internets pertaining to these chips and I cannot for the life of me find where we are to be implanted with any chips due to any healthcare act or on a certain date.

Am I missing something?

Sounds like you need new friends. I HATE Obama but I don't think I'm getting a microchip. That is more than a little crazy.

That's because they've already chipped you IAMATY.

Here's the scoop.

In 1996 all registered Dems and all newly arrived immigrants had chips implanted that turned off higher cognitive functions. These chips allowed the subjects to perform routine tasks, such as walking, and making comments like "Bidness of running the gubment." Because of the test subjects common background, little evidence for the classified program was apparent.

After initial release refinements have been made, and each year new insertions are made to those registering Dem, Socialist, or Green Parties. Television shows, such as House, Glee, Two Broke Girls, MSNBC and Sesame Street provide firmware updates to the chips. This has had significant influence on elections and public opinion, however it has had the unpleasant side-effects of obesity, drooling, and rising Depends sales.

Seeing the success of their program, "progressives" have pushed to get chips inserted into all residents. The Affordable Care Act, on pp 18316-19109, outlines the design specification and timeline to achieve this aim, with 3/23/13 being the target date of >98.5% insertion.

Then how do you explain your lack of higher cognitive functions? Bad genetics or poor developmental nutrition?

(11-13-2012 03:14 PM)BlazerFan11 Wrote:  C'mon man.

http://www.snopes.com/politics/medical/microchip.asp

I checked there first... But I can't believe this many people still believe it. I wanted to make sure I wasn't missing anything.

You know how many people still believe he was born in Kenya? Anyone who doesn't understand how people can fall for this sort of internet hoax type stuff has never worked with the elderly.

Torch is in the fetal position with a tin foil hat on right now

(11-13-2012 03:21 PM)DrTorch Wrote:  Here's the scoop.

In 1996 all registered Dems and all newly arrived immigrants had chips implanted that turned off higher cognitive functions. These chips allowed the subjects to perform routine tasks, such as walking, and making comments like "Bidness of running the gubment." Because of the test subjects common background, little evidence for the classified program was apparent.

After initial release refinements have been made, and each year new insertions are made to those registering Dem, Socialist, or Green Parties. Television shows, such as House, Glee, Two Broke Girls, MSNBC and Sesame Street provide firmware updates to the chips. This has had significant influence on elections and public opinion, however it has had the unpleasant side-effects of obesity, drooling, and rising Depends sales.

Seeing the success of their program, "progressives" have pushed to get chips inserted into all residents. The Affordable Care Act, on pp 18316-19109, outlines the design specification and timeline to achieve this aim, with 3/23/13 being the target date of >98.5% insertion.

That is BS. The 3/23/13 date has been pushed back since they extended the deadline for states to decide between a state or federal exchange.

RFIDs are being used in hospitals in sync with EMRs to track just about everything from the actual patient, to labs, to blood. The patients RFID is usually in their wristband. The infrastructure is very expensive, most are only in large hospital systems.

(11-13-2012 05:30 PM)dcCid Wrote:  

(11-13-2012 03:21 PM)DrTorch Wrote:  Here's the scoop.

In 1996 all registered Dems and all newly arrived immigrants had chips implanted that turned off higher cognitive functions. These chips allowed the subjects to perform routine tasks, such as walking, and making comments like "Bidness of running the gubment." Because of the test subjects common background, little evidence for the classified program was apparent.

After initial release refinements have been made, and each year new insertions are made to those registering Dem, Socialist, or Green Parties. Television shows, such as House, Glee, Two Broke Girls, MSNBC and Sesame Street provide firmware updates to the chips. This has had significant influence on elections and public opinion, however it has had the unpleasant side-effects of obesity, drooling, and rising Depends sales.

Seeing the success of their program, "progressives" have pushed to get chips inserted into all residents. The Affordable Care Act, on pp 18316-19109, outlines the design specification and timeline to achieve this aim, with 3/23/13 being the target date of >98.5% insertion.

That is BS. The 3/23/13 date has been pushed back since they extended the deadline for states to decide between a state or federal exchange.

That's not the reason for pushing back the date. The real reason they're delaying this by a few months is because higher output chips have just been developed that will allow easier tracking of people who are in tunnels, under water, on planes, etc. There's also a destruct mechanism in it that will explode, killing the host, if it is found he or she has an expensive disease.

(11-13-2012 09:02 PM)smn1256 Wrote:  

(11-13-2012 05:30 PM)dcCid Wrote:  

(11-13-2012 03:21 PM)DrTorch Wrote:  Here's the scoop.

In 1996 all registered Dems and all newly arrived immigrants had chips implanted that turned off higher cognitive functions. These chips allowed the subjects to perform routine tasks, such as walking, and making comments like "Bidness of running the gubment." Because of the test subjects common background, little evidence for the classified program was apparent.

After initial release refinements have been made, and each year new insertions are made to those registering Dem, Socialist, or Green Parties. Television shows, such as House, Glee, Two Broke Girls, MSNBC and Sesame Street provide firmware updates to the chips. This has had significant influence on elections and public opinion, however it has had the unpleasant side-effects of obesity, drooling, and rising Depends sales.

Seeing the success of their program, "progressives" have pushed to get chips inserted into all residents. The Affordable Care Act, on pp 18316-19109, outlines the design specification and timeline to achieve this aim, with 3/23/13 being the target date of >98.5% insertion.

That is BS. The 3/23/13 date has been pushed back since they extended the deadline for states to decide between a state or federal exchange.

That's not the reason for pushing back the date. The real reason they're delaying this by a few months is because higher output chips have just been developed that will allow easier tracking of people who are in tunnels, under water, on planes, etc. There's also a destruct mechanism in it that will explode, killing the host, if it is found he or she has an expensive disease.

Just another “Fear and Smear” by fox and their right wing allies.
The tunnels have all been equipped with receivers to enable tracking. It was the infrastructure part the stimulus bill. Yet the right wing continues to promote the stimulus as a failure to continue their agenda.

The current chips allow for wireless updating of the software as enhancements are made.

However I will admit that there still is that pesky issue with tin foil hats.

(11-14-2012 07:42 AM)dcCid Wrote:  

(11-13-2012 09:02 PM)smn1256 Wrote:  

(11-13-2012 05:30 PM)dcCid Wrote:  

(11-13-2012 03:21 PM)DrTorch Wrote:  Here's the scoop.

In 1996 all registered Dems and all newly arrived immigrants had chips implanted that turned off higher cognitive functions. These chips allowed the subjects to perform routine tasks, such as walking, and making comments like "Bidness of running the gubment." Because of the test subjects common background, little evidence for the classified program was apparent.

After initial release refinements have been made, and each year new insertions are made to those registering Dem, Socialist, or Green Parties. Television shows, such as House, Glee, Two Broke Girls, MSNBC and Sesame Street provide firmware updates to the chips. This has had significant influence on elections and public opinion, however it has had the unpleasant side-effects of obesity, drooling, and rising Depends sales.

Seeing the success of their program, "progressives" have pushed to get chips inserted into all residents. The Affordable Care Act, on pp 18316-19109, outlines the design specification and timeline to achieve this aim, with 3/23/13 being the target date of >98.5% insertion.

That is BS. The 3/23/13 date has been pushed back since they extended the deadline for states to decide between a state or federal exchange.

That's not the reason for pushing back the date. The real reason they're delaying this by a few months is because higher output chips have just been developed that will allow easier tracking of people who are in tunnels, under water, on planes, etc. There's also a destruct mechanism in it that will explode, killing the host, if it is found he or she has an expensive disease.

Just another “Fear and Smear” by fox and their right wing allies.
The tunnels have all been equipped with receivers to enable tracking. It was the infrastructure part the stimulus bill. Yet the right wing continues to promote the stimulus as a failure to continue their agenda.

One more myth. Those receivers never got installed...just empty boxes. And even if they do get fully installed, they won't work b/c they're shutting down the coal-fired electric plants that power them.