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Say something funny about Marshall.
I'll just leave this here. .............. Images are welcomed.
(This post was last modified: 09-28-2014 11:08 PM by Sirloin Burger.)
09-28-2014 11:05 PM
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(09-28-2014 11:05 PM)Sirloin Burger Wrote:  I'll just leave this here. .............. Images are welcomed.

[Image: marshall-university-grad.jpg]
09-28-2014 11:21 PM
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RE: Say something funny about Marshall.
(09-28-2014 11:21 PM)ODUalum78 Wrote:  
(09-28-2014 11:05 PM)Sirloin Burger Wrote:  I'll just leave this here. .............. Images are welcomed.

[Image: marshall-university-grad.jpg]

Too many teeth.
09-28-2014 11:31 PM
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RE: Say something funny about Marshall.
Then he must be a Dentist!
09-28-2014 11:46 PM
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RE: Say something funny about Marshall.
Marshall grad student manages to sneak in to a sorority party.

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09-29-2014 07:27 AM
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RE: Say something funny about Marshall.
Next year, we get to take a visit to Marshall and browse the campus bookstore:

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09-29-2014 07:36 AM
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...as well as the on-campus housing for upperclassmen...

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09-29-2014 07:38 AM
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Even their lunches are educational...

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09-29-2014 07:40 AM
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(09-29-2014 07:38 AM)ODUBB35 Wrote:  ...as well as the on-campus housing for upperclassmen...

[Image: trailer_park_mansion2.jpg]

They're much nicer on the inside.

Trust me.
09-29-2014 07:50 AM
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RE: Say something funny about Marshall.
Q: How many Marshall fans does it take to eat a ‘possum?
A: Three. One to eat the ‘possum and two to watch for cars.

Q: What do you get when you put 32 Marshall cheerleaders in the same room?
A: A full set of teeth.
09-29-2014 01:04 PM
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RE: Say something funny about Marshall.
Q: Why do Marshall grads keep their diplomas on their dashboards?
A: So they can park in the handicap spaces.

Q: Why do you call a good looking girl on the Marshall University campus?
A: A visitor
09-29-2014 01:39 PM
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RE: Say something funny about Marshall.
Never mind wrong tread.
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RE: Say something funny about Marshall.
Well...that's not funny at all.
09-29-2014 02:23 PM
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RE: Say something funny about Marshall.
How many Marshall football players who graduated does it take to change a light bulb? Both of them.

How do you get a Marshall graduate off your porch?
Pay him for the pizza.

Did you hear the Marshall library had a fire? All the books were destroyed but, fortunately, the crayons were saved.
09-29-2014 10:30 PM
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09-29-2014 11:14 PM
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RE: Say something funny about Marshall.
Historical fact: the toothbrush was invented by a Marshall grad. Had it been invented any where else it would have been called a teethbrush.
09-30-2014 05:14 AM
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RE: Say something funny about Marshall.
Why wasn't Jesus born at Marshall?


Because they couldnt find 3 wise men and a virgin.

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09-30-2014 05:27 AM
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How do you circumcise a Marshall grad?


Kick his sister in the chin.

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09-30-2014 05:28 AM
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RE: Say something funny about Marshall.
Whats the most used pickup line on the Marshall Campus ? Nice tooth !!!
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(09-29-2014 11:14 PM)12thmonarch Wrote:  [Image: scumbag-bison_o_428544.gif]

This is funny...kudos!
09-30-2014 07:00 AM
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