I'll just leave this here. .............. Images are welcomed.
(09-28-2014 11:05 PM)Sirloin Burger Wrote: [ -> ]I'll just leave this here. .............. Images are welcomed.
(09-28-2014 11:21 PM)ODUalum78 Wrote: [ -> ] (09-28-2014 11:05 PM)Sirloin Burger Wrote: [ -> ]I'll just leave this here. .............. Images are welcomed.
Too many teeth.
Then he must be a Dentist!
Marshall grad student manages to sneak in to a sorority party.
Next year, we get to take a visit to Marshall and browse the campus bookstore:
...as well as the on-campus housing for upperclassmen...
Even their lunches are educational...
(09-29-2014 07:38 AM)ODUBB35 Wrote: [ -> ]...as well as the on-campus housing for upperclassmen...
They're much nicer on the inside.
Trust me.
Q: How many Marshall fans does it take to eat a ‘possum?
A: Three. One to eat the ‘possum and two to watch for cars.
Q: What do you get when you put 32 Marshall cheerleaders in the same room?
A: A full set of teeth.
Q: Why do Marshall grads keep their diplomas on their dashboards?
A: So they can park in the handicap spaces.
Q: Why do you call a good looking girl on the Marshall University campus?
A: A visitor
Well...that's not funny at all.
How many Marshall football players who graduated does it take to change a light bulb? Both of them.
How do you get a Marshall graduate off your porch?
Pay him for the pizza.
Did you hear the Marshall library had a fire? All the books were destroyed but, fortunately, the crayons were saved.
Historical fact: the toothbrush was invented by a Marshall grad. Had it been invented any where else it would have been called a teethbrush.
Why wasn't Jesus born at Marshall?
Because they couldnt find 3 wise men and a virgin.
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How do you circumcise a Marshall grad?
Kick his sister in the chin.
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Whats the most used pickup line on the Marshall Campus ? Nice tooth !!!
(09-29-2014 11:14 PM)12thmonarch Wrote: [ -> ]
This is funny...kudos!