(04-10-2014 02:49 PM)HuskieJohn Wrote: (04-10-2014 02:37 PM)Dog Fan Wrote: (04-10-2014 02:30 PM)HuskieJohn Wrote: (04-10-2014 02:05 PM)NIU007 Wrote: I think something like MWC or AAC would be ideal. Bigger crowds but not ridiculous. But I'd settle for a somewhat stronger MAC.
For the next 6 years I would be happy with 1 OOC game vs a recognizable name team (not necessary AQ) coming to Huskie Stadium per year, not running out of hot dogs and fresh buns for those hot dogs.
I don't think that's too much to ask.
Well, the bigger-name team should be no problem. As for the hot dogs and fresh buns? Well, I think you're asking for a bit too much.
I think I found a good solution for you, HJ:
Before entering Huskie Stadium do the following:
1) Stick a few weenies in your pocket. If security notices the protusion, just tell them that it's your weenie. You wouldn't be lying. What are they gonna do, ask to see it? (However, to feel proud of yourself, make sure you get the bigger-than-the-bun weenies.)
2) Wear very loose pants and stick some buns in your back pocket. Once again, if security questions the lump, just say it's your buns. (Again, HJ is the epitome of honesty.)
3) Bring in a bottle warmer and say it's for your kids. Tell them that nobody wants screaming, raging kids to mess up their enjoyment of the game, and you are just trying to prevent that.
4) Once happily in the stadium, find an electrical outlet and use the bottle warmer to heat up the weenies. Put the buns on top, and the mositure should seep in.
RESULT: Happy kids and happy HJ and wife. (Plus, the HJ family may be the only ones in the stadium with hot dogs.)