(02-11-2014 11:04 AM)Centdukesfan Wrote:  

(02-11-2014 10:44 AM)Jerry Falwell Wrote:  I pray.

I provide.

this this this this this this this this

I believe most of us Conservatives share this man card quality.

Can I quote Hank on this as well:

I own a shotgun, a rifle, and a 4 wheel drive.

Between my two vehicles I have 795hp.

I can down a pint of beer in less than 2 seconds
I can down a bottle of beer in less than 1.



Also,
I box Queensberry style.

(02-11-2014 11:08 AM)gdunn Wrote:  Can I quote Hank on this as well:

I own a shotgun, a rifle, and a 4 wheel drive.

That's right, we can live off the land. I can catch catfish, brim, and bass all day long in my very own back yard.

My speakers are taller than I am and my amplifier weighs over 200 pounds.

(02-11-2014 11:16 AM)HeartOfDixie Wrote:  Between my two vehicles I have 795hp.

ARR ARR ARR!

My wife has never touched a door in my presence.

Know who put me through college? I did.

(02-11-2014 11:21 AM)LSU04_08 Wrote:  

(02-11-2014 11:16 AM)HeartOfDixie Wrote:  Between my two vehicles I have 795hp.

ARR ARR ARR!

It's the kind of **** that makes you wanna buy power tools, drink moonshine, and buy a boat.

I tell you what I am seriously thinking about a boat.

(02-11-2014 11:25 AM)Smaug Wrote:  Know who put me through college? I did.

Same here.

I provide for my family while my wife stays home and cares for our baby.
I also have a beard & love my tools.

Need guns but too many hoops to jump through as a foreigner in Canada.

(02-11-2014 11:04 AM)Crebman Wrote:  and, and - when I was a kid I walked to and from school 5 miles - uphill both ways!!

In the snow. Barefoot.

(02-11-2014 11:34 AM)Paul M Wrote:  

(02-11-2014 11:04 AM)Crebman Wrote:  and, and - when I was a kid I walked to and from school 5 miles - uphill both ways!!

In the snow. Barefoot.

How'd you know?

I put hot sauce on everything
I have poker nights
I leave the toilet seat up
I never cry
I BBQ in the rain

I once camped one weekend when the temperature never broke 10°F.

Woke up consecutive mornings with frost in my hair.

(02-11-2014 12:07 PM)Smaug Wrote:  I once camped one weekend when the temperature never broke 10°F.

Woke up consecutive mornings with frost in my hair.

I shovel snow at least bi-weekly at below zero temps and get ice in my beard.

(02-11-2014 12:07 PM)Smaug Wrote:  I once camped one weekend when the temperature never broke 10°F.

Woke up consecutive mornings with frost in my hair.

Ok, no way dude, F*CK THAT.

(02-11-2014 11:26 AM)HeartOfDixie Wrote:  

(02-11-2014 11:21 AM)LSU04_08 Wrote:  

(02-11-2014 11:16 AM)HeartOfDixie Wrote:  Between my two vehicles I have 795hp.

ARR ARR ARR!

It's the kind of **** that makes you wanna buy power tools, drink moonshine, and buy a boat.

I tell you what I am seriously thinking about a boat.

I never go out anymore because I refuse to drink and drive. My GF moved in 2 nights ago. Now its time to start hosting some parties and one thing I thought about doing was getting myself a party barge, I'm less than a mile from Bistineau and graduated with the game warden so it's about to break loose... Plus I have a huge burn pile in the back yard that's been BEGGING me to have a bonfire

What's missing here?

Liberal responses. So they do know.

Have to start a girly-man thread for 'em.