In the spirit of being a man, what are two manly things that you do?



I smoke a pipe
I own a classic car

I have sex.
I eat steak.

I don't hit women
I don't have sex with other men

I F*** hot girls and they make me sandwiches.

I grow a beard.
I hunt with a bow and arrow.

I am bold, courageous and honest.
I don't kiss and tell.

I mow my own lawn.
I plan vacations around baseball parks.

I fix my own cars and I us my @sshole for the purpose of sh!tting only.

I own mustache wax
I never take my showers alone

I smoke cigars.
I use logic and reasoning.

I pray.

I provide.

I love beer.
I love women.

I own a 4 month old male cat that only drinks from my toilet and sleeps next to my vicious red heeler. (He gets his own man card just for that)
I still have the sex drive to keep up with a 21 y/o GF (13 years younger than me) that sometimes wants it up to three times a day.

I can build a camp fire.

I change my own oil and brake pads.

I still open the car door for my wife - or any other door for any other woman.

I've never watched American Idol or any other similar show.

(02-11-2014 10:57 AM)smn1256 Wrote:  I still open the car door for my wife - or any other door for any other woman.

I've never watched American Idol or any other similar show.

Same here. Took my GF a few months to get used to dating a gentleman. They really don't exist below a certain age anymore.

I can use a grill and a smoker.

I take care of my wife and kids.

I change my own oil, brakes and rotate my tires.

I HATE watching Ice Skating on TV.

and, and - when I was a kid I walked to and from school 5 miles - uphill both ways!!

(02-11-2014 10:44 AM)Jerry Falwell Wrote:  I pray.

I provide.

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(02-11-2014 11:01 AM)LSU04_08 Wrote:  

(02-11-2014 10:57 AM)smn1256 Wrote:  I still open the car door for my wife - or any other door for any other woman.

I've never watched American Idol or any other similar show.

Same here. Took my GF a few months to get used to dating a gentleman. They really don't exist below a certain age anymore.

I remember in the 80's how women wanted to be independent, but that didn't stop some of them from wanting men to act like gentlemen. Examples - holding doors, being the first one out of an elevator, pulling out a seat at a table, lighting her cigarette, and so on. Women want to be led and pampered - they just want to think they're independent.