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RE: Obama Admin Looks To Regulate Cow Flatulence As Part of Its Climate Change Agenda…
I've got the perfect prog solution. Let's call it Common Cork.
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He wants to make everyone a Vegan. Watch out Elsie, he's after you.
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Obama Admin Looks To Regulate Cow Flatulence As Part of Its Climate Change Agenda…
Obama will be going after those pesky termites next. The EPA will probably require mandatory house and tree inspections for termites.

Quote:But there is another source that contributes to the methane in the environment, and that is termites. The global emission of methane due to termites is estimated to be the second largest natural source of methane emissions. Methane is produced in termites as part of their normal digestive process, and the amount generated varies among different species. There is a lot of speculation as to how much methane is due to termites but the estimates range from 5 to 40%. That is quite a range, so I expect there are a lot of factors to consider.

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So they want to regulate nature? Farts are a natural occurrence if they regulate cow farts why not people? Democrats would be in big trouble just look at Harry Reid and Nancy Pelosi, two big bags of flatulence.
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We laugh but this is just a way for him to get control of our food supply and cause more financial dependence. You can expect the price of beef and dairy to rise significantly.
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Cow flatulence. An issue truly worthy of this administration getting behind.

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(03-29-2014 06:30 PM)Fo Shizzle Wrote:  Cow flatulence. An issue truly worthy of this administration getting behind.

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Oh, they'll get behind it alright. It's not just livestock they are after. They are looking into forcing natural gas companies to buy new machinery that traps methane leaks. That cost will be passed down to us.

He is also looking at signing an executive order that would force ranchers to install a special system to trap livestock gas and fine any farmer that emits a level higher than what the EPA deems appropriate. So, we now will be paying for those machines at the grocery store and our tax dollars will now be funding govt agencies that will monitor it all.

Obama is not stupid. We are the stupid ones for allowing this man to be our President.

He is the one laughing.
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If I was Vladimir...I'd watch my ass. 03-lmfao
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This thread made my day!!!
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(03-29-2014 04:38 PM)MileHighBronco Wrote:  I've got the perfect prog solution. Let's call it Common Cork.

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(03-29-2014 06:57 PM)Fo Shizzle Wrote:  If I was Vladimir...I'd watch my ass. 03-lmfao

03-lmfao04-cheers Bee-u-tiful! This thread just keeps going like the energizer bunny comic.....
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(03-29-2014 03:44 PM)UCGrad1992 Wrote:  "The potential impacts from cattle methane worldwide is a direct threat to our national security and the environmental risks are too great to ignore."

Among other things, I would love to see a public figure literate enough to know the difference between direct and indirect, to say nothing of capriciously invoking national security...
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(03-30-2014 03:39 PM)I45owl Wrote:  
(03-29-2014 03:44 PM)UCGrad1992 Wrote:  "The potential impacts from cattle methane worldwide is a direct threat to our national security and the environmental risks are too great to ignore."

Among other things, I would love to see a public figure literate enough to know the difference between direct and indirect, to say nothing of capriciously invoking national security...

"national security" is whatever crazy nonsense either gang that is in power sees as important.
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