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Obama Admin Looks To Regulate Cow Flatulence As Part of Its Climate Change Agenda…
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No, this is not from the Onion....

As part of its plan to reduce U.S. greenhouse gas emissions, the Obama administration is targeting the dairy industry to reduce methane emissions in their operations.

This comes despite falling methane emission levels across the economy since 1990.

The White House has proposed cutting methane emissions from the dairy industry by 25 percent by 2020. Although U.S. agriculture only accounts for about 9 percent of the country’s greenhouse gas emissions, according to the Environmental Protection Agency, it makes up a sizeable portion of methane emissions — which is a very potent greenhouse gas.

“Cows emit a massive amount of methane through belching, with a lesser amount through flatulence,” according to How Stuff Works. “Statistics vary regarding how much methane the average dairy cow expels. Some experts say 100 liters to 200 liters a day… while others say it’s up to 500 liters… a day. In any case, that’s a lot of methane, an amount comparable to the pollution produced by a car in a day.”

“Of all domestic animal types, beef and dairy cattle were by far the largest emitters of [methane],” according to an EPA analysis charting greenhouse gas emissions in 2012. Cows and other animals produce methane through digestion, which ferments the food of animals.


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If anything proves that Obama and his administration is a joke this would be it. What are farmers supposed to do, give cows Beano?
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Since it's supposed to rain tomorrow and the kid's sports are rained out I am going to spend all day in my garage trying to develop a cow fart scrubber. Need to make sure the wife keeps me supplied in sandwiches and beer.
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(03-28-2014 09:34 PM)smn1256 Wrote:  If anything proves that Obama and his administration is a joke this would be it. What are farmers supposed to do, give cows Beano?

I'm not trying to defend this kind of idiocy but I'm going to guess and suggest that perhaps what the cows are being fed has some direct relationship to their methane production.

So now maybe we can get Monsanto to genetically engineer a strain of corn that produces less methane during digestion.

I think I'll add some more Monsanto to my portfolio.
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(03-28-2014 10:37 PM)Kaplony Wrote:  Since it's supposed to rain tomorrow and the kid's sports are rained out I am going to spend all day in my garage trying to develop a cow fart scrubber. Need to make sure the wife keeps me supplied in sandwiches and beer.

LOL 04-bow.


Cows and woodstoves are killing America~! I hope you guys see what's really going on here - the small time farmers and country folk are being squeezed into the cities.

China and our debtors want their land, which we have put up as collateral for our growing debt to them.


Obama knows that these threads (+the midwest)...
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(03-28-2014 09:34 PM)smn1256 Wrote:  If anything proves that Obama and his administration is a joke this would be it. What are farmers supposed to do, give cows Beano?

It would be funnier if it were just a joke and not something he can and will make happen. Remember, Obama gets whatever he wants.
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But what about the stench of BS coming from his administration?
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How many "Megafarts" has Obama & his placeholder wife burned up on Air Force One in 5 years? I'd bet more cow farts than the US produced last year...

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White House has made contact with someone to figure out the problem and how to take care of cow farts:

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if obama really cared about global waring, he would simply stop talking. he's a primary source of hot air on the planet.
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(03-28-2014 09:34 PM)smn1256 Wrote:  If anything proves that Obama and his administration is a joke this would be it. What are farmers supposed to do, give cows Beano?

As silly as that sounds? I guess they could. 03-lmfao Since they have two stomachs would they have to be given be a double dose?

Maybe this could be Obama's crowning achievement. Stopping Cow farts!!03-lmfao
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03-lmfao Obama goes down in history..as..President "Eat more Chicken!":lmfao:03-lmfao03-lmfao
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Damn...The jokes write themselves on this one!!03-lmfao
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Watch out! Next they'll be coming for all these old folks in senior centers that are getting fed all these oatmeal dinners.

When will the madness stop?
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"First the came for the Cows"......03-lmfao03-lmfao03-lmfao
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(03-29-2014 02:04 PM)Jerry Falwell Wrote:  
(03-28-2014 10:37 PM)Kaplony Wrote:  Since it's supposed to rain tomorrow and the kid's sports are rained out I am going to spend all day in my garage trying to develop a cow fart scrubber. Need to make sure the wife keeps me supplied in sandwiches and beer.

LOL 04-bow.


Cows and woodstoves are killing America~! I hope you guys see what's really going on here - the small time farmers and country folk are being squeezed into the cities.

China and our debtors want their land, which we have put up as collateral for our growing debt to them.


Obama knows that these threads (+the midwest)...
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...hold these threads together
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Sorry Jerry, but your southern states map has a hole in it. Let me fix that one for you.
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President Obama visits one of the larger mega-dairy farms to better understand the impacts of cow gas on climate change.

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"The potential impacts from cattle methane worldwide is a direct threat to our national security and the environmental risks are too great to ignore."

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"We will channel all of our necessary resources now and in the immediate future to minimize the threat of cow-gas induced climate change."

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"I will be discussing a new gas tax proposal and other spending options to help fund this vital research and regulatory stimulus plan with members of my Cabinet and congressional leaders in the coming weeks."

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"Let me repeat this one more time...I'm serious...dead serious."

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That was brilliant. Splendid, I might add. I laugh out loud, repeatedly.
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(03-29-2014 03:44 PM)UCGrad1992 Wrote:  [Image: obama-and-cow.jpg]
President Obama visits one of the larger mega-dairy farms to better understand the impacts of cow gas on climate change.

[Image: gty_barack_obama_press_conference_ll_131...x9_992.jpg]
"The potential impacts from cattle methane worldwide is a direct threat to our national security and the environmental risks are too great to ignore."

[Image: p030113ck-0188.jpg?itok=aF76ShOW]
"We will channel all of our necessary resources now and in the immediate future to minimize the threat of cow-gas induced climate change."

[Image: Obama_Congress_image_982w.jpg]
"I will be discussing a new gas tax proposal and other spending options to help fund this vital research and regulatory stimulus plan with members of my Cabinet and congressional leaders in the coming weeks."

[Image: Obama-Bent-over-backward-for-GOP-on-debt...-large.jpg]
"Let me repeat this one more time...I'm serious...dead serious."

[Image: 1353028500_3737_Boehner%20Cantor%20c%20C...k=tYgvU5YT]

[Image: Pelosi_Rangel_Laughing09022_xlarge.jpeg]

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03-lmfao Very well played.
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(03-29-2014 02:36 PM)Fo Shizzle Wrote:  
(03-28-2014 09:34 PM)smn1256 Wrote:  If anything proves that Obama and his administration is a joke this would be it. What are farmers supposed to do, give cows Beano?

As silly as that sounds? I guess they could. 03-lmfao Since they have two stomachs would they have to be given be a double dose?

Maybe this could be Obama's crowning achievement. Stopping Cow farts!!03-lmfao

This could earn him a second Nobel Prize.
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