(11-01-2021 01:08 PM)JMad03 Wrote:  

(11-01-2021 12:57 PM)12thmonarch Wrote:  

(11-01-2021 12:43 PM)2Buck Wrote:  

(10-31-2021 08:09 PM)DirtyDukes Wrote:  

(10-30-2021 09:22 PM)ODU2017 Wrote:  ODU continues the unbeaten streak against bulldog themed opponents. Best be ready for us, Purple Pups.

(10-30-2021 11:24 PM)ODUsmitty Wrote:  All royalty like their pets, and the Dukes make fun, but very tempermental, ones. All is good until the dog loses it's sense of the pecking order and tries to crap on the rug because we ignore it or kick it or neuter it. That is what you do with pets that misbehave.

JMU is like that to ODU. "King of 1-AA or FCS", whatever. Monarchs moved in and cut that puppy's nuts clean off, quickly and surgically. Like for La Tech, to be a rivalry, both sides have to have had some success. ODU is 2-0 vs the castrated purple puppies. Until JMU actually beats its master, they are our homecoming game, alternating with La. Tech. And unlike JMU, our homecoming queen is actually a chick with real tits and is not named Trevor. Chew on that, arse-sniffers.

You guys win your first FBS game since 2018 and decide to spend the night talking **** to us? Sad, really.

Someone at ESPN took pity on them, they should have been much more of a staple in the bottom 10.

At least we aren't beating up on FCS teams and acting like...


you friggin purple furred fruit loops

You don't seem to mind bragging about the two wins you had against us as munchkins.
And how many munchkin national championships do you have? You must have like 50 of 'em, right??

We brag because
a) it cheeses you off
b) after being told that the CAA was the SEC of FCS and that we'd be smacked around like we were Rhode Island for years, we went 13-3 in our first and only two seasons there, including those two wins against the flagship James Mason Ducks. Then we moved up instead of spending the next eleventy years monitoring the situation and beating whatever flotsam and jetsam was left in FCS after the big kids graduated to the delight of the delusional appleheads at AGS and on a media deal so bad it made our Stadium/Facebook/Napster deal look like network prime time.

this feels RIGHT.

(11-01-2021 02:01 PM)Cyniclone Wrote:  

(11-01-2021 01:08 PM)JMad03 Wrote:  

(11-01-2021 12:57 PM)12thmonarch Wrote:  

(11-01-2021 12:43 PM)2Buck Wrote:  

(10-31-2021 08:09 PM)DirtyDukes Wrote:  You guys win your first FBS game since 2018 and decide to spend the night talking **** to us? Sad, really.

Someone at ESPN took pity on them, they should have been much more of a staple in the bottom 10.

At least we aren't beating up on FCS teams and acting like...


you friggin purple furred fruit loops

You don't seem to mind bragging about the two wins you had against us as munchkins.
And how many munchkin national championships do you have? You must have like 50 of 'em, right??

We brag because
a) it cheeses you off
b) after being told that the CAA was the SEC of FCS and that we'd be smacked around like we were Rhode Island for years, we went 13-3 in our first and only two seasons there, including those two wins against the flagship James Mason Ducks. Then we moved up instead of spending the next eleventy years monitoring the situation and beating whatever flotsam and jetsam was left in FCS after the big kids graduated to the delight of the delusional appleheads at AGS and on a media deal so bad it made our Stadium/Facebook/Napster deal look like network prime time.

this feels RIGHT.

Back when you guys were good (in the FCS) and relevant it pissed me off, but ever since you asked to end a game early and haven't won an FBS game since 2018 and sell tickets for 50% off I just feel really bad for you guys.

(11-01-2021 02:03 PM)DirtyDukes Wrote:  

(11-01-2021 02:01 PM)Cyniclone Wrote:  

(11-01-2021 01:08 PM)JMad03 Wrote:  

(11-01-2021 12:57 PM)12thmonarch Wrote:  

(11-01-2021 12:43 PM)2Buck Wrote:  Someone at ESPN took pity on them, they should have been much more of a staple in the bottom 10.

At least we aren't beating up on FCS teams and acting like...


you friggin purple furred fruit loops

You don't seem to mind bragging about the two wins you had against us as munchkins.
And how many munchkin national championships do you have? You must have like 50 of 'em, right??

We brag because
a) it cheeses you off
b) after being told that the CAA was the SEC of FCS and that we'd be smacked around like we were Rhode Island for years, we went 13-3 in our first and only two seasons there, including those two wins against the flagship James Mason Ducks. Then we moved up instead of spending the next eleventy years monitoring the situation and beating whatever flotsam and jetsam was left in FCS after the big kids graduated to the delight of the delusional appleheads at AGS and on a media deal so bad it made our Stadium/Facebook/Napster deal look like network prime time.

this feels RIGHT.

Back when you guys were good (in the FCS) and relevant it pissed me off, but ever since you asked to end a game early and haven't won an FBS game since 2018 and sell tickets for 50% off I just feel really bad for you guys.

How will it feel to lose to us again in 2023?

(11-01-2021 02:12 PM)Blue_Trombone Wrote:  

(11-01-2021 02:03 PM)DirtyDukes Wrote:  

(11-01-2021 02:01 PM)Cyniclone Wrote:  

(11-01-2021 01:08 PM)JMad03 Wrote:  

(11-01-2021 12:57 PM)12thmonarch Wrote:  At least we aren't beating up on FCS teams and acting like...


you friggin purple furred fruit loops

You don't seem to mind bragging about the two wins you had against us as munchkins.
And how many munchkin national championships do you have? You must have like 50 of 'em, right??

We brag because
a) it cheeses you off
b) after being told that the CAA was the SEC of FCS and that we'd be smacked around like we were Rhode Island for years, we went 13-3 in our first and only two seasons there, including those two wins against the flagship James Mason Ducks. Then we moved up instead of spending the next eleventy years monitoring the situation and beating whatever flotsam and jetsam was left in FCS after the big kids graduated to the delight of the delusional appleheads at AGS and on a media deal so bad it made our Stadium/Facebook/Napster deal look like network prime time.

this feels RIGHT.

Back when you guys were good (in the FCS) and relevant it pissed me off, but ever since you asked to end a game early and haven't won an FBS game since 2018 and sell tickets for 50% off I just feel really bad for you guys.

How will it feel to lose to us again in 2023?

Be detailed.

Apologies Sun Belt, some of these family trips might get annoying...

(11-01-2021 02:12 PM)Blue_Trombone Wrote:  

(11-01-2021 02:03 PM)DirtyDukes Wrote:  

(11-01-2021 02:01 PM)Cyniclone Wrote:  

(11-01-2021 01:08 PM)JMad03 Wrote:  

(11-01-2021 12:57 PM)12thmonarch Wrote:  At least we aren't beating up on FCS teams and acting like...


you friggin purple furred fruit loops

You don't seem to mind bragging about the two wins you had against us as munchkins.
And how many munchkin national championships do you have? You must have like 50 of 'em, right??

We brag because
a) it cheeses you off
b) after being told that the CAA was the SEC of FCS and that we'd be smacked around like we were Rhode Island for years, we went 13-3 in our first and only two seasons there, including those two wins against the flagship James Mason Ducks. Then we moved up instead of spending the next eleventy years monitoring the situation and beating whatever flotsam and jetsam was left in FCS after the big kids graduated to the delight of the delusional appleheads at AGS and on a media deal so bad it made our Stadium/Facebook/Napster deal look like network prime time.

this feels RIGHT.

Back when you guys were good (in the FCS) and relevant it pissed me off, but ever since you asked to end a game early and haven't won an FBS game since 2018 and sell tickets for 50% off I just feel really bad for you guys.

How will it feel to lose to us again in 2023?

(11-01-2021 02:21 PM)2Buck Wrote:  Apologies Sun Belt, some of these family trips might get annoying...

haha

(11-01-2021 02:21 PM)2Buck Wrote:  Apologies Sun Belt, some of these family trips might get annoying...

We know where that finger's been. We're doing the right thing here.

(10-29-2021 08:31 AM)MUther Wrote:  just sayin'

Not in athletics.

(11-01-2021 03:07 PM)Dukester Wrote:  

(10-29-2021 08:31 AM)MUther Wrote:  just sayin'

Not in athletics.

If you want you can stay in the CAA another ten years so you can catch up to us in total conference titles.

(11-01-2021 02:53 PM)Cyniclone Wrote:  

(11-01-2021 02:21 PM)2Buck Wrote:  Apologies Sun Belt, some of these family trips might get annoying...

We know where that finger's been. We're doing the right thing here.

I have a dozen responses but will refrain in the interest of civility.

Apparently my bullet was on target, afterall. Just very slow, like a pellet gun.