It's based in science and data

#HotdogsForHuskieStadium

https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/hot-dogs...00365.html

You're talking baseball here. For NCAA football, here is all of the evidence you need.

How to Win NCAA Football National Championships

While the thread is a bit dated, here are the new champions not found in the original thread. Need I say more?

2020 Alabama
2019 LSU
2018 Clemson *
2017 Alabama
2016 Clemson *
2015 Alabama

STF needs to stop everything and start the DeKalb, IL Waffle House 2021 campaign!

* Clemson has three close by Waffle Houses

#WaffleHouseDeKalbIL

(03-31-2021 11:03 AM)HawaiiToNIU Wrote:  It's based in science and data

#HotdogsForHuskieStadium

https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/hot-dogs...00365.html

Thank you for your recognition of the mighty tube steak!

This shows that sports revolve around the hot dog. Hot dogs are as American as mom and apple pie. And they are inextricably tied to sporting events and venues. Sports without hot dogs may as well not exist (except, of course, at Huskie Stadium and the Convo Center). I will even conjecture that there is a lack of support for NIU Athletics due to the lack of hot dogs at our sports venues. People do not come just to see the Huskies. They come for a plump, juicy hot dog as well! Let's bring back the hot dogs so we can witness greater support for the Huskies!

You want a definition of perfection? Spending some time at the Grotto while munching on some plump and juicy hot dogs (footlongs preferred). There is nothing more fulfilling in life than watching some juicy porn with a juicy frankfurter about to enter your mouth. Slather it fully with your favorite condiments, and you'll feel like you've entered heaven. Need I remind you that DeKalb has no more Grotto or hot dogs. This is why life has taken a serious turn for the worse. (And, no, it's not because of COVID.) Bring back the historic and revered Grotto and the mighty hot dog, and you will revel in the goodness that life can afford.

(03-31-2021 01:02 PM)Dog Fan Wrote:  You want a definition of perfection? Spending some time at the Grotto while munching on some plump and juicy hot dogs (footlongs preferred). There is nothing more fulfilling in life than watching some juicy porn with a juicy frankfurter about to enter your mouth. Slather it fully with your favorite condiments, and you'll feel like you've entered heaven. Need I remind you that DeKalb has no more Grotto or hot dogs. This is why life has taken a serious turn for the worse. (And, no, it's not because of COVID.) Bring back the historic and revered Grotto and the mighty hot dog, and you will revel in the goodness that life can afford.

Maybe a good brand name for hot dogs served at the Grotto would be "GLORY HOt dogs".

(03-31-2021 11:03 AM)HawaiiToNIU Wrote:  It's based in science and data

#HotdogsForHuskieStadium

https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/hot-dogs...00365.html

Dodger Dogs SUCK!!!

(03-31-2021 01:02 PM)Dog Fan Wrote:  You want a definition of perfection? Spending some time at the Grotto while munching on some plump and juicy hot dogs (footlongs preferred). There is nothing more fulfilling in life than watching some juicy porn with a juicy frankfurter about to enter your mouth. Slather it fully with your favorite condiments, and you'll feel like you've entered heaven. Need I remind you that DeKalb has no more Grotto or hot dogs. This is why life has taken a serious turn for the worse. (And, no, it's not because of COVID.) Bring back the historic and revered Grotto and the mighty hot dog, and you will revel in the goodness that life can afford.

Since hotdogs aren't the most healthy thing, it could be a conspiracy by those in power at NIU to limit the hotdog intake to save the lives of Huskie fans. I mean, we don't have that many fans, so gotta keep everybody healthy.

Okay, I should stop drinking now.

(04-02-2021 09:46 PM)NIU007 Wrote:  

(03-31-2021 01:02 PM)Dog Fan Wrote:  You want a definition of perfection? Spending some time at the Grotto while munching on some plump and juicy hot dogs (footlongs preferred). There is nothing more fulfilling in life than watching some juicy porn with a juicy frankfurter about to enter your mouth. Slather it fully with your favorite condiments, and you'll feel like you've entered heaven. Need I remind you that DeKalb has no more Grotto or hot dogs. This is why life has taken a serious turn for the worse. (And, no, it's not because of COVID.) Bring back the historic and revered Grotto and the mighty hot dog, and you will revel in the goodness that life can afford.

Since hotdogs aren't the most healthy thing, it could be a conspiracy by those in power at NIU to limit the hotdog intake to save the lives of Huskie fans. I mean, we don't have that many fans, so gotta keep everybody healthy.

Okay, I should stop drinking now.

They don’t give a crap about me or my health. All they care about are my donations. If I were to leave them money in my will, they would tell me to drop dead (and mean it). If they want my donations to continue, they had better stock up with hot dogs. I only feel generous with a hot dog in my mouth!