The new phone book is here?!?!?!?

(11-06-2018 08:04 AM)loki_the_bubba Wrote:  

(11-06-2018 02:56 AM)The Grape King Wrote:  Oh good, the ACC is finally taking us. What took so long?

They had to wait for Rice to say yes, they would invest in new tarps for the stadium. The ACC wants a majority of the Owls available.

Only a matter of time before they add FAU too.

You're welcome.

I don’t have much time to comment at all. I’m still on the campaign trail trying get people to the polls in order to win re-election. Tomorrow, I’ll give you an update.

You’re welcome.

We've figured out how to divide by zero? Solved world hunger? I'm losing sleep here.....

(11-06-2018 04:53 PM)NIU007 Wrote:  We've figured out how to divide by zero? Solved world hunger? I'm losing sleep here.....

Miko has proven the Riemann hypothesis.

Did he find out that Princess Anastasia actually survived the Czar Massacre and is now old and living in Arizona?


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His boyfriend proposed to him, he'll be announcing the date.

What even is this thread?

(11-06-2018 10:43 PM)seaking4steel Wrote:  What even is this thread?

Waiting for Godot

(11-07-2018 12:02 AM)Stugray2 Wrote:  

(11-06-2018 10:43 PM)seaking4steel Wrote:  What even is this thread?

Waiting for Godot

Gal Gadot?

Following.

(11-07-2018 12:02 AM)Stugray2 Wrote:  

(11-06-2018 10:43 PM)seaking4steel Wrote:  What even is this thread?

Waiting for Godot

The t is silent.

(11-06-2018 09:42 AM)mturn017 Wrote:  The new phone book is here?!?!?!?

Please tell me that was a back handed reference from "The Jerk!!!!!!"

(11-07-2018 10:01 AM)Eldonabe Wrote:  

(11-06-2018 09:42 AM)mturn017 Wrote:  The new phone book is here?!?!?!?

Please tell me that was a back handed reference from "The Jerk!!!!!!"

Quite possibly the funniest movie of all time.

This isn’t THE big news but I can share some other big news with you now. I succeeded in my reelection campaign. So that was some great news. Now that I don’t have to worry about campaigning for the next year and a half, I can write up the big news I was referring to earlier. Will probably get it out tomorrow or Friday if not later.

You’re welcome.

(11-07-2018 10:14 AM)mturn017 Wrote:  

(11-07-2018 10:01 AM)Eldonabe Wrote:  

(11-06-2018 09:42 AM)mturn017 Wrote:  The new phone book is here?!?!?!?

Please tell me that was a back handed reference from "The Jerk!!!!!!"

Quite possibly the funniest movie of all time.

He hates these cans!

More cans!

USFFan

(11-06-2018 08:19 PM)Jjoey52 Wrote:  Did he find out that Princess Anastasia actually survived the Czar Massacre and is now old and living in Arizona?


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Well, Anastasia Romanov was born June 18, 1901. If she is in Arizona I'm pretty sure she's under 6 feet of it by now. I'm afraid she was carrying Miko's big news. So it will be later before he can share it. He must first get a court order to exhume her body because it was buried with her. Rasputin had told her which Pope would be the Anti-Christ, who shot JFK, and where Hitler lived in Argentina prior to his death. But the big news is she actually possessed the formula for cold fusion, which of course would end all dependence upon fossil fuels, without the fear of irradiation. So please lend Miko a shovel.

The only possible glitch might be that she is rumored to have died in Arizona, but was buried in Roswell, New Mexico. She wanted to believe!

(11-07-2018 06:38 PM)JRsec Wrote:  

(11-06-2018 08:19 PM)Jjoey52 Wrote:  Did he find out that Princess Anastasia actually survived the Czar Massacre and is now old and living in Arizona?


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Well, Anastasia Romanov was born June 18, 1901. If she is in Arizona I'm pretty sure she's under 6 feet of it by now. I'm afraid she was carrying Miko's big news. So it will be later before he can share it. He must first get a court order to exhume her body because it was buried with her. Rasputin had told her which Pope would be the Anti-Christ, who shot JFK, and where Hitler lived in Argentina prior to his death. But the big news is she actually possessed the formula for cold fusion, which of course would end all dependence upon fossil fuels, without the fear of irradiation. So please lend Miko a shovel.

The only possible glitch might be that she is rumored to have died in Arizona, but was buried in Roswell, New Mexico. She wanted to believe!

Well didn't she also give Teddy a proposal for improving college football? they were on a first name basis. President Roosevelt called her Nastya. He claimed the proposal as his own. She came up with some more, but didn't give it to Teddy since he stole her first ideas. Now the idea is to bring them out and revolutionize the sport.

(11-07-2018 11:01 PM)bullet Wrote:  

(11-07-2018 06:38 PM)JRsec Wrote:  

(11-06-2018 08:19 PM)Jjoey52 Wrote:  Did he find out that Princess Anastasia actually survived the Czar Massacre and is now old and living in Arizona?


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Well, Anastasia Romanov was born June 18, 1901. If she is in Arizona I'm pretty sure she's under 6 feet of it by now. I'm afraid she was carrying Miko's big news. So it will be later before he can share it. He must first get a court order to exhume her body because it was buried with her. Rasputin had told her which Pope would be the Anti-Christ, who shot JFK, and where Hitler lived in Argentina prior to his death. But the big news is she actually possessed the formula for cold fusion, which of course would end all dependence upon fossil fuels, without the fear of irradiation. So please lend Miko a shovel.

The only possible glitch might be that she is rumored to have died in Arizona, but was buried in Roswell, New Mexico. She wanted to believe!

Well didn't she also give Teddy a proposal for improving college football? they were on a first name basis. President Roosevelt called her Nastya. He claimed the proposal as his own. She came up with some more, but didn't give it to Teddy since he stole her first ideas. Now the idea is to bring them out and revolutionize the sport.

Yes she did. T.R. told her that in America there was a game where too many were getting injured running into each other. In her broken English Nastya told him that in Russia with street riots you had to block the Bolsheviks and try to get around them. T.R. thought she meant block the Bolsheviks and get around the end. So the option around the end was invented and eventually helped the evolution of the game we now love. While true that she didn't exactly trust T.R. it was merely a simple translation error.

(11-07-2018 11:36 PM)JRsec Wrote:  

(11-07-2018 11:01 PM)bullet Wrote:  

(11-07-2018 06:38 PM)JRsec Wrote:  

(11-06-2018 08:19 PM)Jjoey52 Wrote:  Did he find out that Princess Anastasia actually survived the Czar Massacre and is now old and living in Arizona?


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Well, Anastasia Romanov was born June 18, 1901. If she is in Arizona I'm pretty sure she's under 6 feet of it by now. I'm afraid she was carrying Miko's big news. So it will be later before he can share it. He must first get a court order to exhume her body because it was buried with her. Rasputin had told her which Pope would be the Anti-Christ, who shot JFK, and where Hitler lived in Argentina prior to his death. But the big news is she actually possessed the formula for cold fusion, which of course would end all dependence upon fossil fuels, without the fear of irradiation. So please lend Miko a shovel.

The only possible glitch might be that she is rumored to have died in Arizona, but was buried in Roswell, New Mexico. She wanted to believe!

Well didn't she also give Teddy a proposal for improving college football? they were on a first name basis. President Roosevelt called her Nastya. He claimed the proposal as his own. She came up with some more, but didn't give it to Teddy since he stole her first ideas. Now the idea is to bring them out and revolutionize the sport.

Yes she did. T.R. told her that in America there was a game where too many were getting injured running into each other. In her broken English Nastya told him that in Russia with street riots you had to block the Bolsheviks and try to get around them. T.R. thought she meant block the Bolsheviks and get around the end. So the option around the end was invented and eventually helped the evolution of the game we now love. While true that she didn't exactly trust T.R. it was merely a simple translation error.

She also not only knew where Hitler lived in Argentina but knew him for a short time prior to going to Arizona. He explained the Schlieffen Plan to her as to how they did an end run around the French Maginot Line, which she later explained to Norm Van Brocklin, who then incorporated into the NFL.


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(11-08-2018 12:21 AM)Jjoey52 Wrote:  

(11-07-2018 11:36 PM)JRsec Wrote:  

(11-07-2018 11:01 PM)bullet Wrote:  

(11-07-2018 06:38 PM)JRsec Wrote:  

(11-06-2018 08:19 PM)Jjoey52 Wrote:  Did he find out that Princess Anastasia actually survived the Czar Massacre and is now old and living in Arizona?


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Well, Anastasia Romanov was born June 18, 1901. If she is in Arizona I'm pretty sure she's under 6 feet of it by now. I'm afraid she was carrying Miko's big news. So it will be later before he can share it. He must first get a court order to exhume her body because it was buried with her. Rasputin had told her which Pope would be the Anti-Christ, who shot JFK, and where Hitler lived in Argentina prior to his death. But the big news is she actually possessed the formula for cold fusion, which of course would end all dependence upon fossil fuels, without the fear of irradiation. So please lend Miko a shovel.

The only possible glitch might be that she is rumored to have died in Arizona, but was buried in Roswell, New Mexico. She wanted to believe!

Well didn't she also give Teddy a proposal for improving college football? they were on a first name basis. President Roosevelt called her Nastya. He claimed the proposal as his own. She came up with some more, but didn't give it to Teddy since he stole her first ideas. Now the idea is to bring them out and revolutionize the sport.

Yes she did. T.R. told her that in America there was a game where too many were getting injured running into each other. In her broken English Nastya told him that in Russia with street riots you had to block the Bolsheviks and try to get around them. T.R. thought she meant block the Bolsheviks and get around the end. So the option around the end was invented and eventually helped the evolution of the game we now love. While true that she didn't exactly trust T.R. it was merely a simple translation error.

She also not only knew where Hitler lived in Argentina but knew him for a short time prior to going to Arizona. He explained the Schlieffen Plan to her as to how they did an end run around the French Maginot Line, which she later explained to Norm Van Brocklin, who then incorporated into the NFL.


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I might could accept that but Der Fuhrer didn't like Slavs any more than he did Gypsies and Jews. So I just cant see him sharing secrets with a Russian. It was hard enough for him to just be in Argentina, and even though Eva Peron was cute he stuck to his Aryan agenda. And unfortunately miss Romanov left Russia in 1918 and made her way to Arizona via Teddy then. Hitler of course didn't make Argentina until August of '45. So she would have had to get an American passport to visit him in his Argentinian lake compound. Perhpas it was Svetlana the daughter of Stalin instead. She defected to the U.S. as well.