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(05-14-2013 03:15 PM)backyardblazer Wrote:  

(05-14-2013 02:49 PM)Smaug Wrote:  He didn't hit a woman?

No. (At least not on purpose.) He was actually in defense mode (and she was kicking his @$$). When he tried to block one of her hands to his face, that's when his SEC Championship ring hit her in the eye. Guess there's no easy way to break off an affair.

Like I said, he has his flaws, but "woman beater" is not one of them.

So, adulterer, and idiot (sleeping with a subordinate earns him that title), but not woman beater.

Sorry for all your tribulations, Winfrey.

Making it an SEC championship ring that hit her puts the perfect spin on it so that Bama fans buy the story. Love it.

UAT's administration laughed at the ring story too and paid Nancy Watts 275 K's.

Nothing good can come of a married man not keeping it in his pants.

Another Bama coach or two couldn't keep it in their pants as well.

But hey, they were only human.

(05-14-2013 05:05 PM)ATTALLABLAZE Wrote:  Nothing good can come of a married man not keeping it in his pants.

Another Bama coach or two couldn't keep it in their pants as well.

But hey, they were only human.

And their current football coach is too big of one to keep it in his pants.

(05-14-2013 05:05 PM)ATTALLABLAZE Wrote:  Nothing good can come of a married man not keeping it in his pants.

Another Bama coach or two couldn't keep it in their pants as well.

But hey, they were only human.

You're right about that.

(05-14-2013 03:48 PM)Smaug Wrote:  

(05-14-2013 03:15 PM)backyardblazer Wrote:  

(05-14-2013 02:49 PM)Smaug Wrote:  He didn't hit a woman?

No. (At least not on purpose.) He was actually in defense mode (and she was kicking his @$$). When he tried to block one of her hands to his face, that's when his SEC Championship ring hit her in the eye. Guess there's no easy way to break off an affair.

Like I said, he has his flaws, but "woman beater" is not one of them.

So, adulterer, and idiot (sleeping with a subordinate earns him that title), but not woman beater.

Sorry for all your tribulations, Winfrey.

I don't have a black robe, so I don't judge people. I hope you're not as harsh on all coaches who were aldulters and sleeping with subordinates.

(05-14-2013 04:55 PM)58-56 Wrote:  UAT's administration laughed at the ring story too and paid Nancy Watts 275 K's.

Bet they didn't laugh quite as hard when they got the whole story and wrote Wimp an even bigger check for wrongful termination. Oh yeah, I forgot, they got a booster to pay that one off.

Whole ordeal was pretty sad.

(05-14-2013 05:44 PM)backyardblazer Wrote:  I don't have a black robe, so I don't judge people. I hope you're not as harsh on all coaches who were aldulters and sleeping with subordinates.

Everyone judges everyone all the time. I sure do. You can screw up your own marriage if you want, but if you start ******* around (literally) with someone's school and athletic program, especially that of a publicly funded state school that is paying you, directly and indirectly, to hold a job title that holds you liable for the success or lack thereof of the program... sorry, long sentence, I ran out of words. I think that scrutiny of Wimp is fair enough, as it is for other coaches in similar situations, such as, here it comes:

Bobby Petrino could have had an affair with basically anyone else on the planet and he would probably still have a job. At Arkansas, I mean. But the season they had after that cluster is for the most part his fault, and I don't think there's anything wrong with a little accountability for adults, especially very old, well-paid adults that know better. His actions affected a lot of other people. But on the other hand, it's just football, right?

(05-14-2013 05:44 PM)backyardblazer Wrote:  

(05-14-2013 03:48 PM)Smaug Wrote:  

(05-14-2013 03:15 PM)backyardblazer Wrote:  

(05-14-2013 02:49 PM)Smaug Wrote:  He didn't hit a woman?

No. (At least not on purpose.) He was actually in defense mode (and she was kicking his @$$). When he tried to block one of her hands to his face, that's when his SEC Championship ring hit her in the eye. Guess there's no easy way to break off an affair.

Like I said, he has his flaws, but "woman beater" is not one of them.

So, adulterer, and idiot (sleeping with a subordinate earns him that title), but not woman beater.

Sorry for all your tribulations, Winfrey.

I don't have a black robe, so I don't judge people. I hope you're not as harsh on all coaches who were aldulters and sleeping with subordinates.

1. Adulterer: dumb
2. Adultery with a subordinate: dumber

To whom should that not apply?

(05-14-2013 10:03 PM)Smaug Wrote:  

(05-14-2013 05:44 PM)backyardblazer Wrote:  

(05-14-2013 03:48 PM)Smaug Wrote:  

(05-14-2013 03:15 PM)backyardblazer Wrote:  

(05-14-2013 02:49 PM)Smaug Wrote:  He didn't hit a woman?

No. (At least not on purpose.) He was actually in defense mode (and she was kicking his @$$). When he tried to block one of her hands to his face, that's when his SEC Championship ring hit her in the eye. Guess there's no easy way to break off an affair.

Like I said, he has his flaws, but "woman beater" is not one of them.

So, adulterer, and idiot (sleeping with a subordinate earns him that title), but not woman beater.

Sorry for all your tribulations, Winfrey.

I don't have a black robe, so I don't judge people. I hope you're not as harsh on all coaches who were aldulters and sleeping with subordinates.

1. Adulterer: dumb
2. Adultery with a subordinate: dumber

To whom should that not apply?

3. Adultery with a subordinate who can beat you up unless you are wearing your magical championship ring: dumbest