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Bloomberg: Iran Invades Iraq, seize Oil Field
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12-18-2009 09:36 AM
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RE: Bloomberg: Iran Invades Iraq, seize Oil Field?
Go ahead Iran, because Iraq has a new set of global allies to include

USA
UK
Australia
etc etc etc

Let's count the countries that will militarily never come to the defense of a counter-attacked Iran

North Korea
Cuba
Venezuela

I'll put a $20 on Iraq to win.
12-18-2009 09:50 AM
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(12-18-2009 09:50 AM)Lord Stanley Wrote:  Go ahead Iran, because Iraq has a new set of global allies to include

USA
UK
Australia
etc etc etc

Let's count the countries that will militarily never come to the defense of a counter-attacked Iran

North Korea
Cuba
Venezuela

I'll put a $20 on Iraq to win.

Obama is the President. Iraq is f'ed.
12-18-2009 09:57 AM
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RE: Bloomberg: Iran Invades Iraq, seize Oil Field?
I think there are some obvious conclusions to be drawn here.

First, what we know:

1. Islam is a religion of peace.

2. The world is overpopulated.

3. The world is warming due to man-made pollution.

What we're seeing in this instance is clearly the western world's (aka Christianity's) influence on innocent, peace loving peoples. In their constant striving to appease the greedy, oppressive, imperialistic affronts from the US and other western nations, these noble, gentle vicitms have been coerced into a life of war and savagery. They have been corrupted and refashioned to look like their war-mongering oppressors: attacking their bretheren and stealing, just to deliver a small ransom toward the extortion demanded by the West; to allay the brutal violence that is delivered with regularity to these peoples from the ruthless tyrants of Europe, Israel, and the US

The only way these cowardly oppressors have succeeded in controlling these peole and their nations is because they have exploited the genius of man's creatitivity, and created a military-industrial complex that is built on cheap oil. And just as the claiming of oil destroys people, the use of the oil is to oppress and control people, the very waste that comes from using oil is also a killer. The CO2 in the air we breath has tripled in the past century, just as Europe and the US have been generating it as they created their oppressive regimes, overpowering historically passive peoples throughout the world. And it is this CO2 that is causing our precious, delicate biosphere to heat up to become a raging furnace. Soon, the entire planet will be a lifeless hotbox, a planet destroyed by fire, just as these Christians want.

The obvious solution is to cut off the head of the oppressors of this world, so that the kind, gentle peoples can return to their peaceful, caring existences. But this must be done in such a way that the barbarians of the West accept it. It must employ their crude, vulgar legal system in such a way that their own structures bring about their downfall. The use of oil must be eliminates throughout the world, by taxing its use. The poor nations benefit from the production and sale of oil, so that must not be touched. Only its use by the Western nations shall come under further regulation and financial cost. Iran, Iraq, and the nations of Africa, Asia and S. America must be recompensed to repair the damage done to the world by these Western invaders. And finally, much of the world's human population must be eliminated, in order that the human race survive, and to prevent other imperialistic nations from developing.

It's all clear based on the facts.
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12-18-2009 10:13 AM
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(12-18-2009 10:13 AM)DrTorch Wrote:  I think there are some obvious conclusions to be drawn here.

First, what we know:

1. Islam is a religion of peace.

2. The world is overpopulated.

3. The world is warming due to man-made pollution.

4. PROFIT!

You missed the obvious internet meme there chief.....
12-18-2009 10:37 AM
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(12-18-2009 10:37 AM)Lord Stanley Wrote:  
(12-18-2009 10:13 AM)DrTorch Wrote:  I think there are some obvious conclusions to be drawn here.

First, what we know:

1. Islam is a religion of peace.

2. The world is overpopulated.

3. The world is warming due to man-made pollution.

4. ????

5. PROFIT!

You missed the obvious internet meme there chief.....

Fixed.
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Siren is on at Drudge

http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id=..._article=1

world just loves Obama!
12-18-2009 11:28 AM
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Don't be so harsh guys, we have yet to see what diplomacy can do to persuade Iran.

In other news, the White House has released details on it's economic plans - they believe the US can become the world's leading exporter of unused testicles.
12-18-2009 01:10 PM
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More blowback.
12-18-2009 01:52 PM
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