So, it's a choice between Kerry who "throws like a girl" (did I say that? :roflol: ) and Dubya who barbecues "weird limey rabbits," i.e., the Queen's corgis, on the lawn of Buckingham Palace (see the link under the Shocking... thread) ... For the first time since I was old enough to vote (and it hasn't been ALL THAT long
) I just might sit this one out.
Go to Brokennewz.com for the photo--
John Kerry Throws Communion Hosts Back At Vatican
4/30/2004 - Happy Dog
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A new credibility controversy erupted in the Kerry campaign after pictures surfaced of the "Pro-Choice Catholic" candidate throwing communion hosts back at the Vatican in protest of the Church's anti-abortion policy.
"Back in Nixon's Vietnam, we had no choice, which is why I bravely took a stand and returned to the United States after getting three minor wounds in three months. While George W. Bush was AWOL from the National Guard, I was busy protesting and testifying before Congress, accusing fellow American servicemen of rampant war crimes, thereby boosting my political profile so that I would be able to seek public office and fight for abortion on demand."
Kerry then said the communion hosts actually belonged to someone else, and were really Necco Wafers, so as not to upset Catholic voters, but if they had been real hosts and really belonged to him, he would have thrown them to show his solidarity with the pro-choice voters.
"The Catholic Church is like the Bush administration- both of their unilateral, black-and-white, right-and-wrong policies have led to tragic disastrous consequences throughout the world!" Kerry stated. "As President and Pope, I would reach out to other countries and religions and build policies and doctrines based on consensus, understanding, and respect for their beliefs!" after which Kerry's wife, Teresa, was heard to mutter, "Nuance, schmuance! I knew they stuck that botox needle in too deep!"