(10-03-2026 09:47 AM)BartlettTigerFan Wrote:  You don’t seriously have a waterbed?

I wish I still had one.

(10-03-2026 10:07 AM)U_of_Elvis Wrote:  

(10-03-2026 09:47 AM)BartlettTigerFan Wrote:  You don’t seriously have a waterbed?

Crazily enough you can still get waterbeds at Lowe’s online, so someone must still have one.

https://www.lowes.com/pl/furniture/bedro...1432691378

I may have to buy one of those. I have an 8k Tempur-Pedic mattress that kicks my ass. I never had back problems sleeping on a waterbed. Of course I was also about 30 years old too, so...

(10-04-2026 02:19 PM)BartlettTigerFan Wrote:  

(10-04-2026 08:30 AM)bill dazzle Wrote:  

(10-03-2026 08:53 PM)BartlettTigerFan Wrote:  I thought *I* was the sick bastich

You are rather sick, my friend. But not on a Dazzle-esque level.

I have the best butt between us though. I know this because whenever I walk by anyone that knows me, I can always hear them mutter, "what an a-s-s".

You too, huh?

(10-04-2026 06:29 PM)BartlettTigerFan Wrote:  

(10-04-2026 02:48 PM)bill dazzle Wrote:  

(10-04-2026 02:19 PM)BartlettTigerFan Wrote:  

(10-04-2026 08:30 AM)bill dazzle Wrote:  

(10-03-2026 08:53 PM)BartlettTigerFan Wrote:  I thought *I* was the sick bastich

You are rather sick, my friend. But not on a Dazzle-esque level.

I have the best butt though between us though. I know this because whenever I walk by anyone that knows me, I can always hear them mutter, "what an a-s-s".

So your butt is to men's bottoms what your surliness is to personas?

Redbanksdog's reply was much more appropriate.

Duly noted.

(10-04-2026 11:04 PM)GeminiCoog Wrote:  

(10-04-2026 06:15 PM)bill dazzle Wrote:  

(10-04-2026 03:33 PM)GeminiCoog Wrote:  I have a bony manbutt. I'm not ashamed of it either.

As long as your wife is pleased, that's all that matters.

I'm divorced, unfortunately. lol Oh, well.

My fumble. I thought you were married.

(10-05-2026 12:11 PM)bill dazzle Wrote:  

(10-04-2026 11:04 PM)GeminiCoog Wrote:  

(10-04-2026 06:15 PM)bill dazzle Wrote:  

(10-04-2026 03:33 PM)GeminiCoog Wrote:  I have a bony manbutt. I'm not ashamed of it either.

As long as your wife is pleased, that's all that matters.

I'm divorced, unfortunately. lol Oh, well.

My fumble. I thought you were married.

It's fine. Not a problem.

(10-05-2026 10:00 PM)GeminiCoog Wrote:  

(10-05-2026 12:11 PM)bill dazzle Wrote:  

(10-04-2026 11:04 PM)GeminiCoog Wrote:  

(10-04-2026 06:15 PM)bill dazzle Wrote:  

(10-04-2026 03:33 PM)GeminiCoog Wrote:  I have a bony manbutt. I'm not ashamed of it either.

As long as your wife is pleased, that's all that matters.

I'm divorced, unfortunately. lol Oh, well.

My fumble. I thought you were married.

It's fine. Not a problem.

(10-06-2026 08:50 AM)bill dazzle Wrote:  

(10-05-2026 10:00 PM)GeminiCoog Wrote:  

(10-05-2026 12:11 PM)bill dazzle Wrote:  

(10-04-2026 11:04 PM)GeminiCoog Wrote:  

(10-04-2026 06:15 PM)bill dazzle Wrote:  As long as your wife is pleased, that's all that matters.

I'm divorced, unfortunately. lol Oh, well.

My fumble. I thought you were married.

It's fine. Not a problem.

In my case it was not only not a problem, it was a significant improvement.

(10-06-2026 09:02 AM)BartlettTigerFan Wrote:  

(10-06-2026 08:50 AM)bill dazzle Wrote:  

(10-05-2026 10:00 PM)GeminiCoog Wrote:  

(10-05-2026 12:11 PM)bill dazzle Wrote:  

(10-04-2026 11:04 PM)GeminiCoog Wrote:  I'm divorced, unfortunately. lol Oh, well.

My fumble. I thought you were married.

It's fine. Not a problem.

In my case it was not only not a problem, it was a significant improvement.

And as a single man, you can charm the ladies with more vigor than otherwise. As I'm sure you do.

After 2 wives and a serious girlfriend that did not work out any better after the second, I decided they were way too much trouble and got a cat.

And by the way, the cat left me too.

(10-06-2026 10:17 AM)BartlettTigerFan Wrote:  And by the way, the cat left me too.

Cats are like women, you have to pamper them and let them do whatever they want. Now, dogs are different, they're faithful and their Schiff don't stink...like cats do. I would NEVER own a cat, a Karen would probably be more manageable, if she also learned to use her litter box.

(10-06-2026 10:17 AM)BartlettTigerFan Wrote:  And by the way, the cat left me too.

Might I recommend a guinea pig if you opt for another pet?

(10-06-2026 11:45 AM)bill dazzle Wrote:  

(10-06-2026 10:17 AM)BartlettTigerFan Wrote:  And by the way, the cat left me too.

Might I recommend a guinea pig if you opt for another pet?

I'm not entirely sure how to take that.

(10-06-2026 12:06 PM)BartlettTigerFan Wrote:  

(10-06-2026 11:45 AM)bill dazzle Wrote:  

(10-06-2026 10:17 AM)BartlettTigerFan Wrote:  And by the way, the cat left me too.

Might I recommend a guinea pig if you opt for another pet?

I'm not entirely sure how to take that.

I'm active on this board, in part, to spur posters to ponder.

Ok, allow me to make you ponder bill. If I have 12 guns and the government takes 6, how many do I have left?

(10-06-2026 01:24 PM)BartlettTigerFan Wrote:  Ok, allow me to make you ponder bill. If I have 12 guns and the government takes 6, how many do I have left?

Twelve. Because the macho Bill Himmelfarb — deploying vigilante justice — would get your stolen six weapons back to you.

(10-06-2026 10:22 AM)olliebaba Wrote:  

(10-06-2026 10:17 AM)BartlettTigerFan Wrote:  And by the way, the cat left me too.

Cats are like women, you have to pamper them and let them do whatever they want. Now, dogs are different, they're faithful and their Schiff don't stink...like cats do. I would NEVER own a cat, a Karen would probably be more manageable, if she also learned to use her litter box.

We had barn cats but they were more like employees than pets.

(10-06-2026 01:29 PM)U_of_Elvis Wrote:  

(10-06-2026 10:22 AM)olliebaba Wrote:  

(10-06-2026 10:17 AM)BartlettTigerFan Wrote:  And by the way, the cat left me too.

Cats are like women, you have to pamper them and let them do whatever they want. Now, dogs are different, they're faithful and their Schiff don't stink...like cats do. I would NEVER own a cat, a Karen would probably be more manageable, if she also learned to use her litter box.

We had barn cats but they were more like employees than pets.

I like exotic cats (particularly the jaguar) more so than exotic dogs but domestic dogs more so than domestic cats.

(10-06-2026 01:27 PM)bill dazzle Wrote:  

(10-06-2026 01:24 PM)BartlettTigerFan Wrote:  Ok, allow me to make you ponder bill. If I have 12 guns and the government takes 6, how many do I have left?

Twelve. Because the macho Bill Himmelfarb — deploying vigilante justice — would get your stolen six weapons back to you.

The correct answer is of course 47.