Quote:#BREAKING: Florida attorney general proposes creation of new CRIMINAL ILLEGAL ALIEN detention center surrounded by ALLIGATORS and PYTHONS.

"Alligator Alcatraz."

"People get out, there's not much waiting for them other than alligators and pythons. Nowhere to go, nowhere to hide,"
@AGJamesUthmeier said.

It could be up and running within just 60 DAYS and house up to 1,000 illegals.

"This is an old, virtually abandoned airport facility right in the middle of the Everglades. Florida's been leading on immigration enforcement, supporting the Trump administration and ICE efforts to detain and deport criminal aliens."

"The governor tasked state leaders to identify places for new temporary detention facilities. I think this is the best one."

"Alligator Alcatraz. We're ready to go."

Why not? I'd rather kick 'em out, but if we have to keep them in, why not put them there? (inb4 "concentration camp" Elvis comes in and calls it...a...concentration camp.)

I wouldn't care what the lefties call it. I like the idea. And I think it's funny.

"You idiots want to escape? Okay, there's the door. Don't let it hit you in the butt on the way out. Good luck!"

(06-19-2025 02:57 PM)TripleA Wrote:  I wouldn't care what the lefties call it. I like the idea. And I think it's funny.

"You idiots want to escape? Okay, there's the door. Don't let it hit you in the butt on the way out. Good luck!"

Exactly. lol Gators aren't afraid to eat humans as food. In fact, they find us quite the tasty meal, indeed.

White meat dark meat the alligator palate is not picky.

Why not just drop immigrants into the middle of the Everglades and let them earn their citizenship by getting out?

(06-19-2025 03:20 PM)Marc Mensa Wrote:  Why not just drop immigrants into the middle of the Everglades and let them earn their citizenship by getting out?

That's even better! No, really. Put a meat suit on them, drop them off in the Everglades, and let them find their way to Miami. I think that's a brilliant idea, Mensa! I'm glad you came up with it.

(06-19-2025 03:23 PM)GeminiCoog Wrote:  

(06-19-2025 03:20 PM)Marc Mensa Wrote:  Why not just drop immigrants into the middle of the Everglades and let them earn their citizenship by getting out?

That's even better! No, really. Put a meat suit on them, drop them off in the Everglades, and let them find their way to Miami. I think that's a brilliant idea, Mensa! I'm glad you came up with it.

LOL. That might stop illegal immigration for years. Wouldn't take but a few "accidents."

(06-19-2025 03:23 PM)GeminiCoog Wrote:  

(06-19-2025 03:20 PM)Marc Mensa Wrote:  Why not just drop immigrants into the middle of the Everglades and let them earn their citizenship by getting out?

That's even better!

Make it a reality show and call it the Deportation Games. 50 are dropped in at a time. Only 5 are guaranteed citizenship. Next 10 out can be put on the traditional path to citizenship. They need to meet the following requirements while escaping the Everglades: They need to learn the pledge of allegiance, name 7 founding fathers, name 10 presidents before Kennedy and not on US Currency, name 6 Native American Tribes and finally sign a document that if they commit any crime in the US in the next 10 years, they'll be deported and permanently banned. If caught in the US after being banned they'll be dropped back in the Everglades with a bleeding stump, arm or leg of their choice.

(06-19-2025 03:20 PM)Marc Mensa Wrote:  Why not just drop immigrants into the middle of the Everglades and let them earn their citizenship by getting out?

That may be your best post ever! Good job!

^^ I vote for that! lol

But seriously, I have no sympathy for any alien who broke into our country illegally. Screw due process for non-citizen criminals.

(06-19-2025 03:20 PM)Marc Mensa Wrote:  Why not just drop immigrants into the middle of the Everglades and let them earn their citizenship by getting out?

You finally came up with a good idea!

(06-19-2025 03:47 PM)CrimsonPhantom Wrote:  

(06-19-2025 03:23 PM)GeminiCoog Wrote:  

(06-19-2025 03:20 PM)Marc Mensa Wrote:  Why not just drop immigrants into the middle of the Everglades and let them earn their citizenship by getting out?

That's even better!

Make it a reality show and call it the Deportation Games. 50 are dropped in at a time. Only 5 are guaranteed citizenship. Next 10 out can be put on the traditional path to citizenship. They need to meet the following requirements while escaping the Everglades: They need to learn the pledge of allegiance, name 7 founding fathers, name 10 presidents before Kennedy and not on US Currency, name 6 Native American Tribes and finally sign a document that if they commit any crime in the US in the next 10 years, they'll be deported and permanently banned. If caught in the US after being banned they'll be dropped back in the Everglades with a bleeding stump, arm or leg of their choice.

I'd watch it. The only other thing missing is the meat suit I mentioned while editing the post you replied to.

Should do something similar for those convicted of murder. If they make it out they get life in prison, if not taxpayers save money.

(06-19-2025 03:20 PM)Marc Mensa Wrote:  Why not just drop illegal aliens into the middle of the Everglades and let them earn their citizenship by getting out?

Just a small correction.

Legal immigrants are not the problem. You seem to always for get that part.

(06-19-2025 03:20 PM)Marc Mensa Wrote:  Why not just drop immigrants into the middle of the Everglades and let them earn their citizenship by getting out?

Make it a tv show.

Can pedro make it. 0/U half mile

Good post mensa

Damn. Mensa has seen the light!

Not a terrible idea really, makes a whole lot more sense than Trump's suggestion of reopening the original Alcatraz.

You people can't say a sentence that doesn't have the word Trump in it.

It must suck to be so mental.

(06-19-2025 05:35 PM)Gamenole Wrote:  Not a terrible idea really, makes a whole lot more sense than Trump's suggestion of reopening the original Alcatraz.

You're on board with the meat suit idea, too? Nice! I never would've guessed.