These shiny locker rooms that look like arcades and cultivate even more deeply the notion that football players are a special breed of student on campus--I just don't like them.

I like the Rice EZF because it is tasteful, and I know we have to keep up with the Joneses in some ways, but just as a general matter, I'm not a huge fan of the gaudiness of the football palaces that are now a requisite part of modern universities. My personal two cents.