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- joebordenrebel - 09-15-2003 11:10 AM
GEORGE W. BUSH
ACCOMPLISHMENTS AS PRESIDENT:
I attacked and took over two countries.
I spent the U.S. surplus and bankrupted the US
Treasury.
I shattered the record for the biggest annual deficit
in history
(not easy!).
I set an economic record for the most personal
bankruptcies filed in
any 12-month period.
I set all-time record for the biggest drop in the
history of the
stock market.
I am the first president in decades to execute a
federal prisoner.
I am the first president in US history to enter
office with a
criminal record.
In my first year in office I set the all-time record
for most days
on vacation by any president in US history (tough to
beat my dad's,
but I did).
After taking the entire month of August off for
vacation, I presided
over the worst security failure in US history.
I set the record for most campaign fund raising trips
by any
president in US history.
In my first two years in office over 2 million
Americans lost their
job.
I cut unemployment benefits for more out-of-work
Americans than any
other president in US history.
I set the all-time record for most real estate
foreclosures in a
12-month period.
I appointed more convicted criminals to
administration positions
than any president in US history.
I set the record for the fewest press conferences of
any president,
since the advent of TV.
I signed more laws and executive orders amending the
Constitution
than any other US president in history.
I presided over the biggest energy crises in US
history and refused
to intervene when corruption was revealed.
I cut health care benefits for war veterans.
I set the all-time record for most people worldwide
to
simultaneously take to the streets to protest me (15
million
people), shattering the record for protest against
any person in the
history of mankind.
I dissolved more international treaties than any
president in US
history.
I've made my presidency the most secretive and
unaccountable of any
in US history.
Members of my cabinet are the richest of any
administration in US
history. (The poorest multimillionaire, Condoleeza
Rice, has a
Chevron oil tanker named after her).
I am the first president in US history to have all 50
states of the
Union simultaneously struggle against bankruptcy.
I presided over the biggest corporate stock market
fraud in any
market in any country in the history of the world.
I am the first president in US history to order a US
attack and
military occupation of a sovereign nation, and I did
so against the
will of the United Nations and the vast majority of
the
international community.
I have created the largest government department
bureaucracy in the
history of the United States, called the "Bureau of
Homeland
Security"(only one letter away from BS).
I set the all-time record for biggest annual budget
spending
increases, more than any other president in US
history (Ronnie was
tough to beat, but I did it!!).
I am the first president in US history to compel the
United Nations
remove the US from the Human Rights Commission.
I am the first president in US history to have the
United Nations
remove the US from the Elections Monitoring Board.
I removed more checks and balances, and have the
least amount of
congressional oversight than any presidential
administration in US
history.
I rendered the entire United Nations irrelevant.
I withdrew from the World Court of Law.
I refused to allow inspectors access to US prisoners
of war and by
default no longer abide by the Geneva Conventions.
I am the first president in US history to refuse
United Nations
election inspectors access during the 2002 US
elections.
I am the all-time US (and world) record holder for
most corporate
campaign donations.
The biggest lifetime contributor to my campaign, who
is also one of
my best friends, presided over one of the largest
corporate
bankruptcy frauds in world history (Kenneth Lay,
former CEO of Enron
Corporation).
I spent more money on polls and focus groups than any
president in
US history.
I am the first president to run and hide when the US
came under
attack (and then lied, saying the enemy had the code
to Air Force
1). I am the first US president to establish a
secret shadow government.
I took the world's sympathy for the US after 9/11,and
in less than a
year made the US the most resented country in the
world (possibly
the biggest diplomatic failure in US and world
history).
I am the first US president in history to have a
majority of the
people of Europe (71%) view my presidency as the
biggest threat to
world peace and stability.
I changed US policy to allow convicted criminals to
be awarded
government contracts.
I set the all-time record for the number of
administration
appointees who violated US law by not selling their
huge investments
in corporations bidding for gov't contracts.
I have removed more freedoms and civil liberties for
Americans than
any other president in US history.
In a little over two years, I have created the most
divided country
in decades, possibly the most divided that the US has
been since the
Civil War.
I entered office with the strongest economy in US
history and in
less than two years turned every single economic
category heading
straight down.
RECORDS AND REFERENCES:
I have at least one conviction for drunk driving in
Maine (Texas
driving record has been erased and is not available).
I was AWOL from the National Guard and deserted the
military during
time of war.
I refuse to take a drug test or even answer any
questions about drug
use.
All records of my tenure as governor of Texas have
been spirited
away to my fathers library, sealed in secrecy and
unavailable for
public view.
All records of any SEC investigations into my insider
trading or
bankrupt companies are sealed in secrecy and
unavailable for public
view.
All minutes of meetings of any public corporation for
which I served
on the board are sealed in secrecy and unavailable
for public view.
Any records or minutes from meetings I (or my VP)
attended regarding
public energy policy are sealed in secrecy and
unavailable for
public review.
PERSONAL REFERENCES:
For personal references, please speak to my dad or
Uncle James Baker
(They can be reached in their offices at the Carlyle
Group where
they are helping to divide up the spoils of the
US-Iraq war and plan
for the next one).
(Note: this information should be useful to voters in
the 2004
election).
- Rebel - 09-15-2003 12:32 PM
Yeah, he did all that. :stupid:
More liberal drivel coming from someone that's apparently ignorant:
Quote:I shattered the record for the biggest annual deficit
in history
(not easy!).
If you will do your research, I know, it's tough, you will find that this is the biggest lie told by the left and the only reason they can get away with it is because they rely on the ignorance of their constituency.
What do I mean? Well, there are movies that have made more money than Gone With the Wind......but what actually grossed more given inflation, and other economic factors like, ohhh, I don't know, THE VALUE OF THE MFing DOLLAR!???? Look at percentages to the GDP, not actual dollar amounts. You may even come off as someone with a hint of intelligence.
BTW, when inflation is adjusted, GWtW grossed $906,939,759.
- Schadenfreude - 09-15-2003 09:06 PM
Joe, that was beautiful.
It's about time George Bush got the kind of treatment right-wingers gave Clinton.
As for this:
Quote:If you will do your research, I know, it's tough, you will find that this is the biggest lie told by the left and the only reason they can get away with it is because they rely on the ignorance of their constituency.
What do I mean? Well, there are movies that have made more money than Gone With the Wind......but what actually grossed more given inflation, and other economic factors like, ohhh, I don't know, THE VALUE OF THE MFing DOLLAR!???? Look at percentages to the GDP, not actual dollar amounts. You may even come off as someone with a hint of intelligence.
I offer this. Note the bolded sentence:
The Brainteaser of Deficit Math
By the time you
- T-Monay820 - 09-15-2003 09:06 PM
You're still a loser.
- Rebel - 09-15-2003 09:48 PM
Allen Sloan is a partisan *****. You idiots blame Bush for everything yet are too ****ing stupid to realize that this monstrocity of a 400 billion dollar prescription drug bill was bi-partisan and will rise to about 3 trillion. If you morons can define "Deficit" for me, then we'll talk. Also, if you idiots actually think Bush is doing ALL of this without help from your pitiful Democrats......you're not worth debating. The TSA was a bipartisan monetary slopbucket that was spearheaded by Daschle....whose wife happens to be an airline lobbyist. Talk about Bush and his corporate connections? Guess who SAVES money now by not having to pay for their own screeners.
As far as the money we're spending, we had 9/11, corporate scandals that started when Clinton was in office, the I.T. bubble bursting that started with Clinton, 2 major battles, a war on terrorism, and the security of this country. Democrats offer NO damn alternative but to bash Bush left and right and sound like little *******, kinda like you Schad. Some are even DUMB enough to want to bring the troops back home.
Ask Israel how it's working for them.
When you Dems offer a feasible alternative, come talk to me. Otherwise you sound like freaking babies that don't have a clue. I can show you many Democratic cities on the verge of bankruptcy, as well as many Conservative cities that are prosperous. It's all in the mindset of the people. Conservatives don't think someone owes them something. The Dems do.
Another thing, F*** the recall. Keep Davis in. That way, when that failed experiment collapses, it'll be MORE proof of why Democrats can't run a damn thing.
- Schadenfreude - 09-16-2003 07:09 AM
Quote:When you Dems offer a feasible alternative, come talk to me.
We've got plenty of alternatives: Howard Dean, John Edwards, etc.
The reality is, Republicans run up big budget deficits. Democrats close them.
- Rebel - 09-16-2003 07:26 AM
Schadenfreude Wrote:....and neither of those morons have alternatives. ...and since when have Democrats cared a damn thing about government spending? At least THIS time around much of it is going to national defense, something that is PRESCRIBED in the US Constitution, and not vote buying projects.Quote:When you Dems offer a feasible alternative, come talk to me.
We've got plenty of alternatives: Howard Dean, John Edwards, etc.
The reality is, Republicans run up big budget deficits. Democrats close them.
Again, when you idiots finally realize that the President does NOTHING on his own and NOTHING without Bi-Partisan support, come talk to me. Constantly complaing that Bush did this and Bush did that only shows your ignorance.
...and if you'll check the f-ing facts, you will find that some of your Democratic jackhole candidates SUPPORTED THE PRESIDENT and are now denying it. Bunch of damn power-hungry liars.
Schad, for the love of your lizard king, please tell me who is in charge of the purse strings in Washington.
- calling_the_hogs - 09-16-2003 08:56 AM
I can answer that RebelKev
CONGRESS controls the pursestrings because only Congress can approve the federal budget. Presidents can submit budgets, but they have no control over spending. That's up to Congress.
And isn't it funny that the economic decline all started when the Dems re-claimed the Senate back in 98?
Also...you liberals forget... 9/11 was gonna put us in defecits no matter what. You destroy the key buildings in the heart of the financial district in the financial capital of the world.... you're gonna take defecits.
- rickheel - 09-16-2003 11:40 AM
Democrats close them....
that has to be the most f u c k e d up thing I have ever read.......put the crack pipe down. :rolleyes:
- The Peoples Champion - 09-17-2003 03:05 AM
Times like these make me wish i was a commie...
:rolleyes:
The country, it seems, would have been screwed up regardless of who came into place. Besides that, it seemed that bush and gore were on the same page about a number of issues in the 2000 election, so most (if not all) of these problems would have occurred with gore.
This is a problem with a bi partisan system like we have today. I wonder when the green party is going to step it up a notch? :rolleyes:
- Rebel - 09-17-2003 07:47 AM
The Peoples Champion Wrote:Times like these make me wish i was a commie...So you are a Socialist? Might want to read into the history of the Green Party.
:rolleyes:
The country, it seems, would have been screwed up regardless of who came into place. Besides that, it seemed that bush and gore were on the same page about a number of issues in the 2000 election, so most (if not all) of these problems would have occurred with gore.
This is a problem with a bi partisan system like we have today. I wonder when the green party is going to step it up a notch? :rolleyes:
- The Peoples Champion - 09-18-2003 02:16 AM
sarcasm, relax