When someone goes off the hook, they look for the nearest weapon... in this case, a High Chair. Lanza used firearms after he snapped.

So we have to "Ban Crazy People." But we would need a lock-up the size of Montana to hold all the "crazy people." But the Obama Administration, in their infinite wisdom, would could have Joe Biden see how the government could "Ban" Cheeseburgers, because this is what made the guy go crazy.

Charges Filed In Cheeseburger Rage Incident
McDonald's patron became irate over botched order

DECEMBER 19--A Pennsylvania man has been charged with assault and disorderly conduct for his alleged rampage last month at McDonald’s, a meltdown reportedly triggered when his drive-thru order contained a hamburger with an unwanted piece of cheese.

Sean Varone, 35, was named in a District Court criminal complaint filed yesterday in York County, Pennsylvania.

According to cops, Varone became irate on November 30 after he “found his sandwich had cheese on it which was not what he ordered.” After he was provided a second hamburger--which also had cheese--Varone parked his vehicle and entered the McDonald’s.

Inside the restaurant, Varone allegedly began yelling at workers (one of whom he called a “******* *****”) and demanded a refund. After getting his money back, Varone knocked over a trash can and “picked up a children’s high chair, hoisted it above his head and threw it towards another dining table” in the crowded restaurant.

As Varone departed the eatery, McDonald’s manager Kathy Vazquez followed him out to the parking lot in an attempt to copy down his license plate number. When Varone realized he was being tailed, he allegedly grabbed Vazquez, placed her in a headlock, and grabbed a cordless phone from her hand and smashed it on the ground.

When a second McDonald’s worker confronted him, Varone reportedly warned that he would fight the employee if he tried to stop him from leaving the parking lot.

Vazquez suffered a sprained knee and a fractured tibia during the scuffle with Varone, according to a medical diagnosis provided to a Springettsbury Township Police Department officer.

In addition to the two misdemeanor charges, Varone was also cited for criminal mischief for damaging the $50 cordless phone belonging to McDonald’s. A preliminary hearing date has yet to be scheduled for Varone. (3 pages)

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/m...age-198723

Perhaps we medicate the water supply.

Gotta admit, I'd have been pretty irritated if they'd gotten it wrong the second time.

High chair throwin' irritated? No, but still.

(12-20-2012 12:01 PM)Smaug Wrote:  Gotta admit, I'd have been pretty irritated if they'd gotten it wrong the second time.

High chair throwin' irritated?

Not at innocent customers.

I'm resigned to the fact that I will never get what I order anymore. Damn burger punks.

(12-20-2012 12:14 PM)Paul M Wrote:  I'm resigned to the fact that I will never get what I order anymore. Damn burger punks.

robert's revenge.

(12-20-2012 11:28 AM)WMD Owl Wrote:  When someone goes off the hook, they look for the nearest weapon... in this case, a High Chair. Lanza used firearms after he snapped.

So we have to "Ban Crazy People." But we would need a lock-up the size of Montana to hold all the "crazy people." But the Obama Administration, in their infinite wisdom, would could have Joe Biden see how the government could "Ban" Cheeseburgers, because this is what made the guy go crazy.

Charges Filed In Cheeseburger Rage Incident
McDonald's patron became irate over botched order

DECEMBER 19--A Pennsylvania man has been charged with assault and disorderly conduct for his alleged rampage last month at McDonald’s, a meltdown reportedly triggered when his drive-thru order contained a hamburger with an unwanted piece of cheese.

Sean Varone, 35, was named in a District Court criminal complaint filed yesterday in York County, Pennsylvania.

According to cops, Varone became irate on November 30 after he “found his sandwich had cheese on it which was not what he ordered.” After he was provided a second hamburger--which also had cheese--Varone parked his vehicle and entered the McDonald’s.

Inside the restaurant, Varone allegedly began yelling at workers (one of whom he called a “******* *****”) and demanded a refund. After getting his money back, Varone knocked over a trash can and “picked up a children’s high chair, hoisted it above his head and threw it towards another dining table” in the crowded restaurant.

As Varone departed the eatery, McDonald’s manager Kathy Vazquez followed him out to the parking lot in an attempt to copy down his license plate number. When Varone realized he was being tailed, he allegedly grabbed Vazquez, placed her in a headlock, and grabbed a cordless phone from her hand and smashed it on the ground.

When a second McDonald’s worker confronted him, Varone reportedly warned that he would fight the employee if he tried to stop him from leaving the parking lot.

Vazquez suffered a sprained knee and a fractured tibia during the scuffle with Varone, according to a medical diagnosis provided to a Springettsbury Township Police Department officer.

In addition to the two misdemeanor charges, Varone was also cited for criminal mischief for damaging the $50 cordless phone belonging to McDonald’s. A preliminary hearing date has yet to be scheduled for Varone. (3 pages)

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/m...age-198723

(12-20-2012 12:14 PM)Paul M Wrote:  I'm resigned to the fact that I will never get what I order anymore. Damn burger punks.

Shocking. People getting paid crap wages aren't the best customer service people. Imagine that.

(12-20-2012 12:24 PM)DrTorch Wrote:  

(12-20-2012 12:14 PM)Paul M Wrote:  I'm resigned to the fact that I will never get what I order anymore. Damn burger punks.

robert's revenge.

Gimme a liter o' cola.

Robert: What?

A liter o' cola.

Robert: [into mic] Litercola? Do we sell litercola?

I want a ******* liter o' cola!

Robert: I don't know what that is!

(12-20-2012 12:32 PM)RobertN Wrote:  

(12-20-2012 12:14 PM)Paul M Wrote:  I'm resigned to the fact that I will never get what I order anymore. Damn burger punks.

Shocking. People getting paid crap wages aren't the best customer service people. Imagine that.

Um, used to be just fine. It doesn't take 40 grand to put meat between buns.

(12-20-2012 12:40 PM)Lord Stanley Wrote:  

Only Robert could find fries challenging.

(12-20-2012 12:39 PM)Paul M Wrote:  

(12-20-2012 12:32 PM)RobertN Wrote:  

(12-20-2012 12:14 PM)Paul M Wrote:  I'm resigned to the fact that I will never get what I order anymore. Damn burger punks.

Shocking. People getting paid crap wages aren't the best customer service people. Imagine that.

Um, used to be just fine. It doesn't take 40 grand to put meat between buns.

No it doesn't and nobody(except for possibly a few crazies) is suggesting that they be paid $40,000. How about enough so they don't have to live on the government tit? Is it really going to cause you a hardship on you to pay an extra dime for your value meal?

Then something else will be at the low end of the employment spectrum, Robs.

Now, admit you put cheese on the guy's burger on purpose.

(12-20-2012 12:32 PM)RobertN Wrote:  

(12-20-2012 12:14 PM)Paul M Wrote:  I'm resigned to the fact that I will never get what I order anymore. Damn burger punks.

Shocking. People getting paid crap wages aren't the best customer service people. Imagine that.

Damn work ethic.

(12-20-2012 12:55 PM)Smaug Wrote:  Then something else will be at the low end of the employment spectrum, Robs.

Now, admit you put cheese on the guy's burger on purpose.

I am talking in general. THat cheese was to cover up the spit on Paul's burger.

(12-20-2012 12:56 PM)Smaug Wrote:  

(12-20-2012 12:32 PM)RobertN Wrote:  

(12-20-2012 12:14 PM)Paul M Wrote:  I'm resigned to the fact that I will never get what I order anymore. Damn burger punks.

Shocking. People getting paid crap wages aren't the best customer service people. Imagine that.

Damn work ethic.

I forgot. You have never worked a *** **** day in your ******* life. You were given a golden spoon when you were born. These people work their asses off day in and day out and have to listen to your **** day in and day out that they are worthless ******* slugs. Maybe you should work in one of those people's shoes one day in your pathetic gates community life. Maybe if you ******** would treat them as human beings and not a worthless piece of trash they would give you better customer service.

There is a great movie called escape from new York...just lock all the crazie up in Prison Manhatten.....

(12-20-2012 12:32 PM)RobertN Wrote:  

(12-20-2012 12:14 PM)Paul M Wrote:  I'm resigned to the fact that I will never get what I order anymore. Damn burger punks.

Shocking. People getting paid crap wages aren't the best customer service people. Imagine that.

...and that's why, in their late 30's, they're still bitching about making crap wages.