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Just a little test
This test only has one question, but it's a very important one. By giving an honest answer, you will discover where you stand morally.

The test features an unlikely, completely fictional situation in which you will have to make a decision. Remember that your answer needs to be honest, yet spontaneous.

Please scroll down slowly and give due consideration to each line.

THE SITUATION:

You are in Florida, Miami to be specific. There is chaos all around you caused by a hurricane with severe flooding. This is a flood of Biblical proportions. You are a photojournalist working for a major newspaper, and you're caught in the middle of this epic disaster. The situation is nearly hopeless.

You're trying to shoot career-making photos. There are houses and people swirling around you, some disappearing under the water. Nature is unleashing all of its destructive fury.

THE TEST:

Suddenly you see a man and a woman in the water. They are fighting for their lives, trying not to be taken down with the debris. You move closer. Somehow they look familiar … you suddenly realize who they are.

It's Barack Obama and Nancy Pelosi!! At the same time you notice that the raging waters are about to take them under forever.

You have two options:

You can save their lives or you can shoot a dramatic Pulitzer Prize winning photo, documenting the deaths of two of the world's most powerful people

NOW, Here's the question; and please give an honest answer ...

Would you select high contrast color film, or would you go with the classic simplicity of black and white?
01-07-2010 09:33 PM
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RE: Just a little test
I hate both of them, but that was the longest most drawn out disappointment to a joke I can ever remember.
01-07-2010 10:05 PM
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RE: Just a little test
Paul, sadly, I'd try to save the f"kers. The good news is I could probably only save one.
01-07-2010 10:25 PM
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RE: Just a little test
I'd throw them an anchor.
01-07-2010 10:29 PM
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RE: Just a little test
(01-07-2010 10:05 PM)blah Wrote:  I hate both of them, but that was the longest most drawn out disappointment to a joke I can ever remember.

i laughed
01-08-2010 01:14 AM
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RE: Just a little test
(01-07-2010 09:33 PM)Paul M Wrote:  This test only has one question, but it's a very important one. By giving an honest answer, you will discover where you stand morally.

The test features an unlikely, completely fictional situation in which you will have to make a decision. Remember that your answer needs to be honest, yet spontaneous.

Please scroll down slowly and give due consideration to each line.

THE SITUATION:

You are in Florida, Miami to be specific. There is chaos all around you caused by a hurricane with severe flooding. This is a flood of Biblical proportions. You are a photojournalist working for a major newspaper, and you're caught in the middle of this epic disaster. The situation is nearly hopeless.

You're trying to shoot career-making photos. There are houses and people swirling around you, some disappearing under the water. Nature is unleashing all of its destructive fury.

THE TEST:

Suddenly you see a man and a woman in the water. They are fighting for their lives, trying not to be taken down with the debris. You move closer. Somehow they look familiar … you suddenly realize who they are.

It's Barack Obama and Nancy Pelosi!! At the same time you notice that the raging waters are about to take them under forever.

You have two options:

You can save their lives or you can shoot a dramatic Pulitzer Prize winning photo, documenting the deaths of two of the world's most powerful people

NOW, Here's the question; and please give an honest answer ...

Would you select high contrast color film, or would you go with the classic simplicity of black and white?
Typical. A rightwinger HOPING for people to die. WWJD?
01-08-2010 02:01 AM
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RE: Just a little test
(01-08-2010 02:01 AM)RobertN Wrote:  
(01-07-2010 09:33 PM)Paul M Wrote:  This test only has one question, but it's a very important one. By giving an honest answer, you will discover where you stand morally.

The test features an unlikely, completely fictional situation in which you will have to make a decision. Remember that your answer needs to be honest, yet spontaneous.

Please scroll down slowly and give due consideration to each line.

THE SITUATION:

You are in Florida, Miami to be specific. There is chaos all around you caused by a hurricane with severe flooding. This is a flood of Biblical proportions. You are a photojournalist working for a major newspaper, and you're caught in the middle of this epic disaster. The situation is nearly hopeless.

You're trying to shoot career-making photos. There are houses and people swirling around you, some disappearing under the water. Nature is unleashing all of its destructive fury.

THE TEST:

Suddenly you see a man and a woman in the water. They are fighting for their lives, trying not to be taken down with the debris. You move closer. Somehow they look familiar … you suddenly realize who they are.

It's Barack Obama and Nancy Pelosi!! At the same time you notice that the raging waters are about to take them under forever.

You have two options:

You can save their lives or you can shoot a dramatic Pulitzer Prize winning photo, documenting the deaths of two of the world's most powerful people

NOW, Here's the question; and please give an honest answer ...

Would you select high contrast color film, or would you go with the classic simplicity of black and white?
Typical. A rightwinger HOPING for people to die. WWJD?

Hey Robert, I think I saw your sense of humor go flying down I-88.
01-08-2010 05:01 PM
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RE: Just a little test
(01-07-2010 09:33 PM)Paul M Wrote:  This test only has one question, but it's a very important one. By giving an honest answer, you will discover where you stand morally.

The test features an unlikely, completely fictional situation in which you will have to make a decision. Remember that your answer needs to be honest, yet spontaneous.

Please scroll down slowly and give due consideration to each line.

THE SITUATION:

You are in Florida, Miami to be specific. There is chaos all around you caused by a hurricane with severe flooding. This is a flood of Biblical proportions. You are a photojournalist working for a major newspaper, and you're caught in the middle of this epic disaster. The situation is nearly hopeless.

You're trying to shoot career-making photos. There are houses and people swirling around you, some disappearing under the water. Nature is unleashing all of its destructive fury.

THE TEST:

Suddenly you see a man and a woman in the water. They are fighting for their lives, trying not to be taken down with the debris. You move closer. Somehow they look familiar … you suddenly realize who they are.

It's Barack Obama and Nancy Pelosi!! At the same time you notice that the raging waters are about to take them under forever.

You have two options:

You can save their lives or you can shoot a dramatic Pulitzer Prize winning photo, documenting the deaths of two of the world's most powerful people

NOW, Here's the question; and please give an honest answer ...

Would you select high contrast color film, or would you go with the classic simplicity of black and white?

Is the light behind you or in front?
01-08-2010 05:41 PM
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RE: Just a little test
(01-08-2010 02:01 AM)RobertN Wrote:  Typical. A rightwinger HOPING for people to die. WWJD?

RE: Limbaugh rushed to hospital
(12-31-2009 03:20 AM)RobertN Wrote:  I will try to hide my excitement because it is not a polite thing to do.
01-08-2010 09:59 PM
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RE: Just a little test
(01-08-2010 09:59 PM)SouthGAEagle Wrote:  
(01-08-2010 02:01 AM)RobertN Wrote:  Typical. A rightwinger HOPING for people to die. WWJD?

RE: Limbaugh rushed to hospital
(12-31-2009 03:20 AM)RobertN Wrote:  I will try to hide my excitement because it is not a polite thing to do.

Heh.
01-08-2010 10:55 PM
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RE: Just a little test
I would rescue ANY person...period
01-09-2010 12:53 AM
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