Sam Kinison......"There's no happy ending to cocaine. You either die, you go to jail, or else you run out."

W.C. Fields......"If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bull."

Rodney Dangerfield..."I'm at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life. In fact, I've just had a mirror put over my kitchen table."

I could name twenty, but:

Past? Red Skelton: He made me laugh as a child when I needed someone to make me laugh.

Current? Lewis Black: Saw him on Broadway and he cracked me up.

No Brainer? Sam Kinison

Extra? Chris Rock for keeping it real.

I love people that make me laugh. Fortunately, you're not one of them.

Katt Williams
Richard Pryor
Stephen Wright

Lenny Bruce
Bills Hicks
Doug Stanhope

(08-20-2009 01:04 PM)georgiatiger Wrote:  I could name twenty, but:

Past? Red Skelton: He made me laugh as a child when I needed someone to make me laugh.

Current? Lewis Black: Saw him on Broadway and he cracked me up.

No Brainer? Sam Kinison

Extra? Chris Rock for keeping it real.

I love people that make me laugh. Fortunately, you're not one of them.

You wouldn't admit it if I did, but I know the truth.

(08-20-2009 02:32 PM)oldmangrizz Wrote:  

(08-20-2009 01:04 PM)georgiatiger Wrote:  I could name twenty, but:

Past? Red Skelton: He made me laugh as a child when I needed someone to make me laugh.

Current? Lewis Black: Saw him on Broadway and he cracked me up.

No Brainer? Sam Kinison

Extra? Chris Rock for keeping it real.

I love people that make me laugh. Fortunately, you're not one of them.

You wouldn't admit it if I did, but I know the truth.

You disrespect me and I disrespect you. Your move.

(08-20-2009 02:45 PM)georgiatiger Wrote:  

(08-20-2009 02:32 PM)oldmangrizz Wrote:  

(08-20-2009 01:04 PM)georgiatiger Wrote:  I could name twenty, but:

Past? Red Skelton: He made me laugh as a child when I needed someone to make me laugh.

Current? Lewis Black: Saw him on Broadway and he cracked me up.

No Brainer? Sam Kinison

Extra? Chris Rock for keeping it real.

I love people that make me laugh. Fortunately, you're not one of them.

You wouldn't admit it if I did, but I know the truth.

You disrespect me and I disrespect you. Your move.

This ain't chess. Suck it up, admit your defeat, and move on to someone you'll have a better chance against. You're in over your head against me on this one.

(08-20-2009 03:19 PM)oldmangrizz Wrote:  

(08-20-2009 02:45 PM)georgiatiger Wrote:  

(08-20-2009 02:32 PM)oldmangrizz Wrote:  

(08-20-2009 01:04 PM)georgiatiger Wrote:  I could name twenty, but:

Past? Red Skelton: He made me laugh as a child when I needed someone to make me laugh.

Current? Lewis Black: Saw him on Broadway and he cracked me up.

No Brainer? Sam Kinison

Extra? Chris Rock for keeping it real.

I love people that make me laugh. Fortunately, you're not one of them.

You wouldn't admit it if I did, but I know the truth.

You disrespect me and I disrespect you. Your move.

This ain't chess. Suck it up, admit your defeat, and move on to someone you'll have a better chance against. You're in over your head against me on this one.

STFU. I'll never admit defeat.

(08-20-2009 03:38 PM)georgiatiger Wrote:  

(08-20-2009 03:19 PM)oldmangrizz Wrote:  

(08-20-2009 02:45 PM)georgiatiger Wrote:  

(08-20-2009 02:32 PM)oldmangrizz Wrote:  

(08-20-2009 01:04 PM)georgiatiger Wrote:  I could name twenty, but:

Past? Red Skelton: He made me laugh as a child when I needed someone to make me laugh.

Current? Lewis Black: Saw him on Broadway and he cracked me up.

No Brainer? Sam Kinison

Extra? Chris Rock for keeping it real.

I love people that make me laugh. Fortunately, you're not one of them.

You wouldn't admit it if I did, but I know the truth.

You disrespect me and I disrespect you. Your move.

This ain't chess. Suck it up, admit your defeat, and move on to someone you'll have a better chance against. You're in over your head against me on this one.

STFU. I'll never admit defeat.

Both of you guys need to put a feather in each others Exlax so you both can tickle the sh!t out of each other.

Jim Gaffigan
Lewis Black
Eddie Murphy

F'ing Mitch Hedberg

Red Fox
Steve Harvey
Rodney Carrington

All-time favorite - Richard Pryor - he was a genius

Robin Williams is also up there

My current favorite - toss-up between Jim Gaffigan and Craig "Lovemaster" Shoemaker

(08-20-2009 10:08 PM)Dwarren Wrote:  Red Fox
Steve Harvey
Rodney Carrington

Drew Carry- classic dirty joke comedian.
Tim Allen- an ex con who become a good comedian.
Jay Leno- he is funny and really knows how to relate to people and tell a clean joke in a funny way.

just three? standup? living and dead? sheesh.
uhhhh
david cross
lewis black
nick swardson + demetri martin (tie)

(08-20-2009 09:36 PM)CCC Wrote:  F'ing Mitch Hedberg

my #4.

Gabriel Iglesias
Demetri Martin
Carlos Mencia

Bill Hicks
Lewis Black
myself

3 is tough, however...

Gaffigan, Louis CK, Hedberg, Rock, etc, etc, etc...

George Carlin
Bill Cosby
Brian Regan

Mitch Hedberg - "I was at this casino minding my own business, and this guy came up to me and said, "You're gonna have to move, you're blocking a fire exit." As though if there was a fire, I wasn't gonna run. If you're flammible and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit."

Richard Pryor - Ms Rudolph had a 3-legged monkey and wore a monkey foots 'round her neck. That monkey didn't give Ms Rudolph any s**t

Chris Rock - You have to listen to his routine about the revolution between "black folks" and "niggas" and black grocery stores - funny stuff