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mphsfan · 05-07-2009 10:13 AM

because you are HOTT!

I am an exceedingly rich, physically fit, retired young man of 38 with a 75foot yacht*. I'm ready to start on a round the world vacation and I want YOU to join me.

* hey, it's the internet. I can be what I want to be.

poppaslaw · 05-07-2009 10:18 AM

georgiatiger · 05-07-2009 10:25 AM

pervert

TigerRichard · 05-07-2009 10:41 AM

(05-07-2009 10:13 AM)mphsfan Wrote: because you are HOTT!

I am an exceedingly rich, physically fat, retired young man of 75 with a 38 foot yacht*. I'm ready to start on a round the wolf river vacation and I want YOU to join me.

* hey, it's the internet. I can be what I want to be.

I fixed it for you.

FayettevilleTiger · 05-07-2009 10:44 AM

I'm calling BS

ByrdDogX · 05-07-2009 10:54 AM

(05-07-2009 10:13 AM)mphsfan Wrote: because you are HOTT!

I am an exceedingly rich, physically fit, retired young man of 38 with a 75foot yacht*. I'm ready to start on a round the world vacation and I want YOU to join me.

* hey, it's the internet. I can be what I want to be.

And I am his much richer, physically gifted, twin brother.

Alex the Great · 05-07-2009 05:40 PM

Stay away from my mom lol

mphsfan · 05-07-2009 07:42 PM

(05-07-2009 05:40 PM)Alex the Great Wrote: Stay away from my mom lol

Sorry. You're not invited. She'll send you a postcard.

princessbuttercup1963 · 05-07-2009 08:26 PM

(05-07-2009 07:42 PM)mphsfan Wrote:
(05-07-2009 05:40 PM)Alex the Great Wrote: Stay away from my mom lol

Sorry. You're not invited. She'll send you a postcard.

This is too funny. I am a 46 year old mom of three you don't want me!!! I have been married for 17 years I would be a total waste of your time. My younger sister that looks just like me is a different story She is not married has no kids and is a director at St. Jude and a 1/2 marathon runner. She loves the tigers as well but works too hard. Let me know if your interested. That trip around the wolf river sounds ideal for her!!!!!! 03-lmfao

KRB · 05-07-2009 09:24 PM

(05-07-2009 08:26 PM)princessbuttercup1963 Wrote:
(05-07-2009 07:42 PM)mphsfan Wrote:
(05-07-2009 05:40 PM)Alex the Great Wrote: Stay away from my mom lol

Sorry. You're not invited. She'll send you a postcard.

This is too funny. I am a 46 year old mom of three you don't want me!!! I have been married for 17 years I would be a total waste of your time. My younger sister that looks just like me is a different story She is not married has no kids and is a director at St. Jude and a 1/2 marathon runner. She loves the tigers as well but works too hard. Let me know if your interested. That trip around the wolf river sounds ideal for her!!!!!!

How old is this sister? Don't trust any of those other guys.

mairving · 05-07-2009 10:04 PM

(05-07-2009 10:13 AM)mphsfan Wrote: because you are HOTT!

I am an exceedingly rich, physically fit, retired young man of 38 with a 75foot yacht*. I'm ready to start on a round the world vacation and I want YOU to join me.

I ran it through the BS translator. Here's what came out:

I live in a van down by the river. I am 5'2" and weigh 380lbs. I buy my groceries with food stamps. I have an 7.5 ft Boat that I use when I go catfishing. I am ready to take you on a trip to the back of my van. Please I'm desperate.

KRB · 05-07-2009 10:33 PM

Is your sisters name, Princess Dandelion?

QuitoTiger · 05-07-2009 11:27 PM

(05-07-2009 10:04 PM)mairving Wrote:
(05-07-2009 10:13 AM)mphsfan Wrote: because you are HOTT!

I am an exceedingly rich, physically fit, retired young man of 38 with a 75foot yacht*. I'm ready to start on a round the world vacation and I want YOU to join me.

I ran it through the BS translator. Here's what came out:

I live in a van down by the river. I am 5'2" and weigh 380lbs. I buy my groceries with food stamps. I have an 7.5 ft Boat that I use when I go catfishing. I am ready to take you on a trip to the back of my van. Please I'm desperate.

I need to add BS to my language translator widget.

~~Chi-TownTiger~~ · 05-07-2009 11:33 PM

(05-07-2009 10:13 AM)mphsfan Wrote: because you are HOTT!

I am an exceedingly rich, physically fit, retired young man of 38 with a 75foot yacht*. I'm ready to start on a round the world vacation and I want YOU to join me.

* hey, it's the internet. I can be what I want to be.

I gave her rep points before you did mphsfan. 04-cheers

princessbuttercup1963 · 05-08-2009 02:37 AM

(05-07-2009 11:33 PM)Chi-TownTiger Wrote:
(05-07-2009 10:13 AM)mphsfan Wrote: because you are HOTT!

I am an exceedingly rich, physically fit, retired young man of 38 with a 75foot yacht*. I'm ready to start on a round the world vacation and I want YOU to join me.

* hey, it's the internet. I can be what I want to be.

I gave her rep points before you did mphsfan.

I appreciate all the rep points and my sister is 38!

missjtiger · 05-08-2009 05:14 AM

(05-07-2009 11:33 PM)Chi-TownTiger Wrote:
(05-07-2009 10:13 AM)mphsfan Wrote: because you are HOTT!

I am an exceedingly rich, physically fit, retired young man of 38 with a 75foot yacht*. I'm ready to start on a round the world vacation and I want YOU to join me.

* hey, it's the internet. I can be what I want to be.

I gave her rep points before you did mphsfan.

BUT, the rep ho was 1st !!!!!!!!!!!

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TigerBlue4Ever · 05-08-2009 06:15 AM

(05-07-2009 10:13 AM)mphsfan Wrote: because you are HOTT!

I am an exceedingly rich, physically fit, retired young man of 38 with a 75foot yacht*. I'm ready to start on a round the world vacation and I want YOU to join me.

* hey, it's the internet. I can be what I want to be.

Dude...

I have to agree though, she IS hot...

princessbuttercup1963 · 05-08-2009 06:17 AM

Miss J is correct! Though I got my first -1 last night! 03-weeping

missjtiger · 05-08-2009 06:57 AM

(05-08-2009 06:17 AM)princessbuttercup1963 Wrote: Miss J is correct! Though I got my first -1 last night!

don't take it personally, depending on who negs you, sometimes it's a badge of honor. I have lots and lots of negs....one of which was deleted because he/she/it wanted me to die ! 01-wingedeagle

talk about taking a message board too seriously ? 03-lmfao

tigerlily · 05-08-2009 07:17 AM

(05-08-2009 02:37 AM)princessbuttercup1963 Wrote:
(05-07-2009 11:33 PM)Chi-TownTiger Wrote:
(05-07-2009 10:13 AM)mphsfan Wrote: because you are HOTT!

I am an exceedingly rich, physically fit, retired young man of 38 with a 75foot yacht*. I'm ready to start on a round the world vacation and I want YOU to join me.

* hey, it's the internet. I can be what I want to be.

I gave her rep points before you did mphsfan.

I appreciate all the rep points and my sister is 38!

Princess buttercup1963 sounds like you have your own fan club sis.

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