Aides Worried Biden May Have Concussion As He Starts Speaking Coherently

Quote:REHOBOTH BEACH, DE—Aides are fearful President Biden may have suffered a severe concussion from his bike wreck this morning, as he has suddenly begun speaking coherently.

"He got into the presidential limo and said verbatim, 'I think rapidly adding trillions of dollars in liquidity could be accelerating inflation!'—that's when I knew something was wrong," said Secret Service agent Paul Mancuso. "If he doesn't start slurring his speech and mumbling incoherently soon, we'll have to get him to a doctor."

Reporters on the scene of the crash said Biden could be heard screaming 'Putiiiin!' as his bike toppled sideways. Dr. Jill Biden immediately rushed to her husband, prepared to give a lecture on education. "I'm ok, I'm ok!" said Biden, quickly getting back to his feet. "In fact, I was just thinking how selecting people for nationally significant roles based on intersectionality as opposed to merit will likely lead to harming minorities due to leadership incompetence," said Biden to a stunned crowd. "What? Why is everyone staring at me?"

News of Biden's tumble quickly spread through media, with the cast of The View responding by all falling off their bikes on live TV to show how normal it is. Former President Trump, for his part, mocked Biden by entering a rally on a BMX bike and nailing a perfect 180 tailwhip. "No handle bars, not even hard!" said Mr. Trump, laughing as he biked around the stage. "What a loser!"

At publishing time, aides were reportedly breathing a sigh of relief as Biden yelled at them to "Stop undermining my statements about sparmaglerbin!"

https://babylonbee.com/news/aides-worrie...coherently

(06-19-2022 07:39 PM)MileHighBronco Wrote:  Aides Worried Biden May Have Concussion As He Starts Speaking Coherently

Quote:REHOBOTH BEACH, DE—Aides are fearful President Biden may have suffered a severe concussion from his bike wreck this morning, as he has suddenly begun speaking coherently.

"He got into the presidential limo and said verbatim, 'I think rapidly adding trillions of dollars in liquidity could be accelerating inflation!'—that's when I knew something was wrong," said Secret Service agent Paul Mancuso. "If he doesn't start slurring his speech and mumbling incoherently soon, we'll have to get him to a doctor."

Reporters on the scene of the crash said Biden could be heard screaming 'Putiiiin!' as his bike toppled sideways. Dr. Jill Biden immediately rushed to her husband, prepared to give a lecture on education. "I'm ok, I'm ok!" said Biden, quickly getting back to his feet. "In fact, I was just thinking how selecting people for nationally significant roles based on intersectionality as opposed to merit will likely lead to harming minorities due to leadership incompetence," said Biden to a stunned crowd. "What? Why is everyone staring at me?"

News of Biden's tumble quickly spread through media, with the cast of The View responding by all falling off their bikes on live TV to show how normal it is. Former President Trump, for his part, mocked Biden by entering a rally on a BMX bike and nailing a perfect 180 tailwhip. "No handle bars, not even hard!" said Mr. Trump, laughing as he biked around the stage. "What a loser!"

At publishing time, aides were reportedly breathing a sigh of relief as Biden yelled at them to "Stop undermining my statements about sparmaglerbin!"

https://babylonbee.com/news/aides-worrie...coherently

(06-18-2022 10:11 AM)Owl 69/70/75 Wrote:  

(06-18-2022 10:01 AM)boss man Wrote:  The downside is Biden* resigning puts the grossly unprepared and inept Harris in as POTUS. It is unfortunate that she becomes the first woman to be POTUS but Biden* chose her. I still contend whoever Harris picks as her VP will be the Dem candidate in 2024.

https://www.alz.org/alzheimers-dementia/10_signs

I am without reservation opposed to any action that would have as its effect making that *itch Harris president. She is totally devoid of anything remotely approaching a moral compass.

If I were in congress and there was a 25th amendment vote, I would not vote to remove Biden if he were crawling around on the floor slobbering on my shoes.

They'd run her on feelings.. IF you don't vote for Kamala you're sexist and racist.

(06-18-2022 10:26 AM)CrimsonPhantom Wrote:  Here's another angle which shows most of the fall:

The most disturbing part of this video is who in the hell is cheering and whooing for him?

Pathetic

(06-20-2022 08:15 AM)450bench Wrote:  Pathetic

Too bad it was not Jill. Biden is a arsehole corrupt grifter, but he has only a few brain cells left. Jill, on the other hand, is evil and unelected and has no business assuming a greater role that what a First Woman (not lady) should assume.