(04-18-2022 09:24 PM)JRsec Wrote:  

(04-18-2022 09:19 PM)stinkfist Wrote:  

(04-18-2022 03:39 PM)TexanMark Wrote:  

(04-18-2022 11:33 AM)Eldonabe Wrote:  

(04-18-2022 08:40 AM)TexanMark Wrote:  Get me a bottle of Four Roses

I actually think she is easy on the eyes, but I would need LOTS of duct tape.

I've been with worse.

coyote morn' = first lay in college as ya run out the door as she leaves the sack...

And here I was thinking your first lay in college was the hot looking slutty Big Sister your frat bros set you up with to make sure you pledged? You don't run away from those but you may want to visit the infirmary to make sure you are still good to go.

Just give me the antibiotic. That metal q-tip felt like a midevil Inquisition torture instrument.

(04-18-2022 09:28 PM)ODUsmitty Wrote:  

(04-18-2022 09:24 PM)JRsec Wrote:  

(04-18-2022 09:19 PM)stinkfist Wrote:  

(04-18-2022 03:39 PM)TexanMark Wrote:  

(04-18-2022 11:33 AM)Eldonabe Wrote:  I actually think she is easy on the eyes, but I would need LOTS of duct tape.

I've been with worse.

coyote morn' = first lay in college as ya run out the door as she leaves the sack...

And here I was thinking your first lay in college was the hot looking slutty Big Sister your frat bros set you up with to make sure you pledged? You don't run away from those but you may want to visit the infirmary to make sure you are still good to go.

Just give me the antibiotic. That metal q-tip felt like a midevil Inquisition torture instrument.

That's nothing. Wait until you have a kidney stone so large it won't pass and they put you out to place a stint up the wazoo for a lithotripter pounding. When it's over you place your feet in the stirrups and they run a wire up you, curl up the stint and pull it right out of your little buddy with no anesthetic. It's about 30 seconds of white knuckle screaming and then a week of dreading the call of nature. And the worst part is a woman in travail delivers a tax deduction and for pain you get a bill!

(04-18-2022 09:24 PM)JRsec Wrote:  

(04-18-2022 09:19 PM)stinkfist Wrote:  

(04-18-2022 03:39 PM)TexanMark Wrote:  

(04-18-2022 11:33 AM)Eldonabe Wrote:  

(04-18-2022 08:40 AM)TexanMark Wrote:  Get me a bottle of Four Roses

I actually think she is easy on the eyes, but I would need LOTS of duct tape.

I've been with worse.

coyote morn' = first lay in college as ya run out the door as she leaves the sack...

And here I was thinking your first lay in college was the hot looking slutty Big Sister your frat bros set you up with to make sure you pledged? You don't run away from those but you may want to visit the infirmary to make sure you are still good to go.

lol ... if ya thought I pledged, well, I'm disappointed ... SAE, all the Kappas, and the rest were puddin' in '84...

that was HS shite in my world ... phi kappa ... what a joke festival that was...

I only 'rushed' college to take their bets as 'the bookie'...

and yes, my first lay in college was as described ... her place ... I dropped that class later when I realized the post hangover 'impact' ... however, no carrots ...

(04-18-2022 10:01 PM)stinkfist Wrote:  

(04-18-2022 09:24 PM)JRsec Wrote:  

(04-18-2022 09:19 PM)stinkfist Wrote:  

(04-18-2022 03:39 PM)TexanMark Wrote:  

(04-18-2022 11:33 AM)Eldonabe Wrote:  I actually think she is easy on the eyes, but I would need LOTS of duct tape.

I've been with worse.

coyote morn' = first lay in college as ya run out the door as she leaves the sack...

And here I was thinking your first lay in college was the hot looking slutty Big Sister your frat bros set you up with to make sure you pledged? You don't run away from those but you may want to visit the infirmary to make sure you are still good to go.

lol ... if ya thought I pledged, well, I'm disappointed ... SAE, all the Kappas, and the rest were puddin' in '84...

that was HS shite in my world ... phi kappa ... what a joke festival that was...

I only 'rushed' college to take their bets as 'the bookie'...

and yes, my first lay in college was as described ... her place ... I dropped that class later when I realized the post hangover 'impact' ... however, no carrots ...

Forgive my lack of clarity. I was using the plural "your" and thinking of the experiences of my , and my roommate's first quarter. I didn't go Greek, though I did enjoy the Rush. My class was calculus, she was 10 years older. I was educated in ways dear to my heart and plotting the foci of parabolas and ellipses has never been the same.

As to youthful bookmaking I ran the games my Sophomore year in high school. I calculated my own lines. It was fun and popular. I made date money.

(04-18-2022 08:03 PM)ODUsmitty Wrote:  

(04-18-2022 11:33 AM)Eldonabe Wrote:  I actually think she is easy on the eyes, but I would need LOTS of duct tape.

Carpet doesn't match the drapes. Well, except maybe for a few days each month.

Had this smoking hot blonde I was talking to years ago. Jokingly asked her if the carpet matched the drapes. She smiled and said "baby, you'll find out in time that there is no carpet"

She wasnt lying.

(04-18-2022 09:20 PM)stinkfist Wrote:  

(04-18-2022 08:03 PM)ODUsmitty Wrote:  

(04-18-2022 11:33 AM)Eldonabe Wrote:  I actually think she is easy on the eyes, but I would need LOTS of duct tape.

Carpet doesn't match the drapes. Well, except maybe for a few days each month.

ain' no fire in that hole...

Good One Stink:

Not for nothing, but way back I spent a summer with red head. It is hard to describe her, she was not beautiful, but holy smokes was she sexy as hell in a very understated way.

What is really funny (to me) is she was a office manager for an insurance agent I played a lot of golf with. He saw the same thing I did in her; and when he found out I was messing around with her, whenever we saw each other at the course he would yell out "Fire In the Hole"... and we would laugh like hell as nobody else knew what we were talking about.

Back to Psaki.... that kind of hair is not manufactured so there is no way in hell the carpets do not match the drapes.... NO WAY!

(04-18-2022 08:03 PM)ODUsmitty Wrote:  

(04-18-2022 11:33 AM)Eldonabe Wrote:  I actually think she is easy on the eyes, but I would need LOTS of duct tape.

Carpet doesn't match the drapes. Well, except maybe for a few days each month.

I gotta agree with Smitty.

Older pictures of her show her hair more brown.. Some photos show the red hair but the roots are not as red.

Plus there's another way to tell... Get your mind out the gutters.. Eye brows.