Quote:The two prison guards — Tova Noel and Michael Thomas — assigned to guard Jeffrey Epstein on the night that he died have admitted that they falsified prison records and have cut a deal with federal prosecutors.

“As part of the deal with prosecutors, they will enter into a deferred prosecution agreement with the Justice Department and will serve no time behind bars,” The Associated Press reported. “Noel and Thomas would instead be subjected to supervised release, would be required to complete 100 hours of community service and would be required to fully cooperate with an ongoing probe by the Justice Department’s inspector general.”

The guards, who were supposed to be checking on Epstein every 30 minutes, are accused of checking sports news and shopping for furniture on the internet before taking a nap during Epstein’s death. The two are accused of falsifying prison records to make it look like they had been doing their job during the time of Epstein’s death.

A letter from federal prosecutors that was filed in federal court says that the two have “admitted that they ‘willfully and knowingly completed materially false count and round slips regarding required counts and rounds.’”

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I guess the checks cleared.

Bill Barr is a traitor.

(05-21-2021 10:26 PM)Was SoMs Eagle Wrote:  Bill Barr is a traitor.

Interesting note: I believe Bill Barr’s father hired Epstein in the 70s

No shite.



Remember when this was a conspiracy theory.

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(05-21-2021 10:19 PM)CrimsonPhantom Wrote:  

Quote:The two prison guards — Tova Noel and Michael Thomas — assigned to guard Jeffrey Epstein on the night that he died have admitted that they falsified prison records and have cut a deal with federal prosecutors.

“As part of the deal with prosecutors, they will enter into a deferred prosecution agreement with the Justice Department and will serve no time behind bars,” The Associated Press reported. “Noel and Thomas would instead be subjected to supervised release, would be required to complete 100 hours of community service and would be required to fully cooperate with an ongoing probe by the Justice Department’s inspector general.”

The guards, who were supposed to be checking on Epstein every 30 minutes, are accused of checking sports news and shopping for furniture on the internet before taking a nap during Epstein’s death. The two are accused of falsifying prison records to make it look like they had been doing their job during the time of Epstein’s death.

A letter from federal prosecutors that was filed in federal court says that the two have “admitted that they ‘willfully and knowingly completed materially false count and round slips regarding required counts and rounds.’”

Link

I guess the checks cleared.

lol...shocking. Who'd of ever thought that....

The most predictable "suicide" in modern history.

EVERYONE knew this was coming. Except the two officers guarding him of course, they had no idea. Right.

(05-22-2021 01:17 AM)shere khan Wrote:  No shite.



Remember when this was a conspiracy theory.

I member

I expect to see a lot of them, wait, a lot more of them, over the next 4 years. The year has started out pretty good already. Hell, Hunter Biden alone accounts for several.

Where are the board commies to call fabrics on this??

When Clinton's goons showed up to whack Epstien, I would have falsified my records too.

(05-22-2021 10:39 AM)Bear Catlett Wrote:  When Clinton's goons showed up to whack Epstien, I would have falsified my records too.

No doubt.

Option A: Take this money and go "take a nap".

Option B: Hang yourself right next to Epstein and take a different kind of nap.


Pretty sure none of us here would be willing to force-suicide over Epstein.

Because they just had to be Clinton goons right? Much more plausible the people that were actually in power at the time of his “suicide” would have more motive and opportunity.

(05-22-2021 01:59 PM)Mr_XcentricK Wrote:  Because they just had to be Clinton goons right? Much more plausible the people that were actually in power at the time of his “suicide” would have more motive and opportunity.

I'm sorry. Are you new to this planet?

More Clinton "friends" have [cough] committed suicide than Japanese soldiers on Iwo Jima.

Of course they were Clinton's goons.

(05-22-2021 05:06 AM)ericsrevenge76 Wrote:  The most predictable "suicide" in modern history.

EVERYONE knew this was coming. Except the two officers guarding him of course, they had no idea. Right.

Yeppers, I'll bet you right now those two are fearing for their own lives. The Clintons don't play nice. I wonder how long it'll be before we hear of their own suicides now that the cat's out of the bag. Those two are worst then Capone because unlike Capone have immunity and can suicide anyone that they want, even comedians who aren't the smartest know that whenever they tell a Clinton joke.

(05-22-2021 03:09 PM)Bear Catlett Wrote:  

(05-22-2021 01:59 PM)Mr_XcentricK Wrote:  Because they just had to be Clinton goons right? Much more plausible the people that were actually in power at the time of his “suicide” would have more motive and opportunity.

I'm sorry. Are you new to this planet?

More Clinton "friends" have [cough] committed suicide than Japanese soldiers on Iwo Jima.

Of course they were Clinton's goons.

I have viewed the Clintons as the political equivalent of toxic waste for about 30 years. I have no doubt they were privately wishing death on Epstein, and I do not rule out the possibility that the evidence — if fully exposed — might lead back to them, either in whole or in part. But even so, Epstein made *a lot of enemies* in this life, and not all of them were connected to the Clintons.

To me, there are a lot of unknown variables here, and they will probably stay unknown. I don’t even rule out the possibility that Epstein’s death was a genuine suicide, although I doubt it.

(05-22-2021 07:01 PM)Native Georgian Wrote:  

(05-22-2021 03:09 PM)Bear Catlett Wrote:  

(05-22-2021 01:59 PM)Mr_XcentricK Wrote:  Because they just had to be Clinton goons right? Much more plausible the people that were actually in power at the time of his “suicide” would have more motive and opportunity.

I'm sorry. Are you new to this planet?

More Clinton "friends" have [cough] committed suicide than Japanese soldiers on Iwo Jima.

Of course they were Clinton's goons.

I have viewed the Clintons as the political equivalent of toxic waste for about 30 years. I have no doubt they were privately wishing death on Epstein, and I do not rule out the possibility that the evidence — if fully exposed — might lead back to them, either in whole or in part. But even so, Epstein made *a lot of enemies* in this life, and not all of them were connected to the Clintons.

To me, there are a lot of unknown variables here, and they will probably stay unknown. I don’t even rule out the possibility that Epstein’s death was a genuine suicide, although I doubt it.

If somebody investigates this and gets on the Clinton's trail... they'll commit suicide too.

Funny how Vince Foster was on video entering the White House but no videos of him ever leaving. And the suicide note was NOT in his handwriting.

(05-22-2021 03:09 PM)Bear Catlett Wrote:  

(05-22-2021 01:59 PM)Mr_XcentricK Wrote:  Because they just had to be Clinton goons right? Much more plausible the people that were actually in power at the time of his “suicide” would have more motive and opportunity.

I'm sorry. Are you new to this planet?

More Clinton "friends" have [cough] committed suicide than Japanese soldiers on Iwo Jima.

Of course they were Clinton's goons.

Bwahahaha

This was gold... nominate for hilarious beatdown of the week

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Two stooges admit to not doing their rounds. Misdirection.

They are getting off easy because they confirm a dead man left the cell.

It wasn't Epstein. He is still alive.

(05-22-2021 08:11 PM)Claw Wrote:  Two stooges admit to not doing their rounds. Misdirection.

They are getting off easy because they confirm a dead man left the cell.

It wasn't Epstein. He is still alive.

The internet was a mistake.

(05-22-2021 09:11 PM)UCF08 Wrote:  

(05-22-2021 08:11 PM)Claw Wrote:  Two stooges admit to not doing their rounds. Misdirection.

They are getting off easy because they confirm a dead man left the cell.

It wasn't Epstein. He is still alive.

The internet was a mistake.

If he killed himself they would have leaked the video to prove it. No reason to hide that video.