UofMstateU
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What Comey Really Said
We have investigated and found plenty of evidence that Hillary broke the law. I would normally refer this to the Justice Department for indictment, and if anyone else does what Hillary did, that's exactly what we'll do. But because dumbazz Lynch got busted in a private meeting with Bill last week, Lynch can no longer ignore our referral without looking like the partisan b*tch that she is.
Therefore, I will modify my interpretation of the statutes and add a component of intent, which is not in the statutes. Even though there is likely plenty of evidence of intent, we didnt look for intent because the statute doesnt require intent. I'll create some phony story about how no prosecutor will take this case to court without intent, and since we didnt look for intent, because intent is not required in order to be guilty, I will not refer her for prosecution. So now I have everyone going in a circle on intent. I'm banking on MSNBC and the liberal media to sell the story that there was no intent, therefore we cant prosecute.
Also, I'm well aware that its not the job of the FBI to determine if a prosecutor would take the case to trial or not. Its only our job to find the facts of the case. But my problem is that the facts of the case say Hillary is a corrupt criminal. If dumbazz Lynch had not gotten busted, I would have referred this on to the Justice Department and washed my hands of it. But because dumbazz went and got busted, I have to make up some reason as to why I wont refer a person in which the evidence says is guilty as sh*t. This is the best I could do given the time constraint put on me, especially since dumbazz Obama currently has Hillary on air force one on their way to campaign together in Carolina.
Also note that I have stated that there has been no other cases without intent brought against a person. While I know that is not true, I'm hoping the media loses interest in this story before they find those cases and report them.
And, once more, if any of you other peons try to pull this sh*t, your ass will be in federal pound me in the ass prison.
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RE: What Comey Really Said
Spot on.
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RE: What Comey Really Said
(07-06-2016 09:59 AM)MonarchManiac Wrote: Spot on.
Great analysis !
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RE: What Comey Really Said
(07-06-2016 09:39 AM)UofMstateU Wrote: We have investigated and found plenty of evidence that Hillary broke the law. I would normally refer this to the Justice Department for indictment, and if anyone else does what Hillary did, that's exactly what we'll do. But because dumbazz Lynch got busted in a private meeting with Bill last week, Lynch can no longer ignore our referral without looking like the partisan b*tch that she is.
Therefore, I will modify my interpretation of the statutes and add a component of intent, which is not in the statutes. Even though there is likely plenty of evidence of intent, we didnt look for intent because the statute doesnt require intent. I'll create some phony story about how no prosecutor will take this case to court without intent, and since we didnt look for intent, because intent is not required in order to be guilty, I will not refer her for prosecution. So now I have everyone going in a circle on intent. I'm banking on MSNBC and the liberal media to sell the story that there was no intent, therefore we cant prosecute.
Also, I'm well aware that its not the job of the FBI to determine if a prosecutor would take the case to trial or not. Its only our job to find the facts of the case. But my problem is that the facts of the case say Hillary is a corrupt criminal. If dumbazz Lynch had not gotten busted, I would have referred this on to the Justice Department and washed my hands of it. But because dumbazz went and got busted, I have to make up some reason as to why I wont refer a person in which the evidence says is guilty as sh*t. This is the best I could do given the time constraint put on me, especially since dumbazz Obama currently has Hillary on air force one on their way to campaign together in Carolina.
Also note that I have stated that there has been no other cases without intent brought against a person. While I know that is not true, I'm hoping the media loses interest in this story before they find those cases and report them.
And, once more, if any of you other peons try to pull this sh*t, your ass will be in federal pound me in the ass prison.
This should be the exact summation used in future textbooks.
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RE: What Comey Really Said
As if this would ever be worth of a textbook.
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07-06-2016 10:31 AM |
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RE: What Comey Really Said
(07-06-2016 10:31 AM)Fitbud Wrote: As if this would ever be worth of a textbook.
There will be required classes created for this in law schools everywhere.
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07-06-2016 10:59 AM |
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Re: RE: What Comey Really Said
(07-06-2016 10:59 AM)UofMstateU Wrote: (07-06-2016 10:31 AM)Fitbud Wrote: As if this would ever be worth of a textbook.
There will be required classes created for this in law schools everywhere.
An entire class centered around a non indictment?
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07-06-2016 11:04 AM |
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RE: What Comey Really Said
(07-06-2016 11:04 AM)Fitbud Wrote: (07-06-2016 10:59 AM)UofMstateU Wrote: (07-06-2016 10:31 AM)Fitbud Wrote: As if this would ever be worth of a textbook.
There will be required classes created for this in law schools everywhere.
An entire class centered around a non indictment?
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07-06-2016 11:07 AM |
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RE: What Comey Really Said
When all else fails, stoop to name calling.
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07-06-2016 11:15 AM |
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RE: What Comey Really Said
(07-06-2016 11:15 AM)Fitbud Wrote: When all else fails, stoop to name calling.
Man up and show me where anything I posted was incorrect.
When the truth hurts, troll and divert.
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RE: What Comey Really Said
(07-06-2016 03:39 PM)UofMstateU Wrote: (07-06-2016 11:15 AM)Fitbud Wrote: When all else fails, stoop to name calling.
Man up and show me where anything I posted was incorrect.
When the truth hurts, troll and divert.
He's going to run and tell Lord Stanley on you...
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07-06-2016 03:43 PM |
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Re: RE: What Comey Really Said
(07-06-2016 03:39 PM)UofMstateU Wrote: (07-06-2016 11:15 AM)Fitbud Wrote: When all else fails, stoop to name calling.
Man up and show me where anything I posted was incorrect.
When the truth hurts, troll and divert.
Man up? Is that a threat?
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07-06-2016 05:29 PM |
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RE: What Comey Really Said
No.
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07-06-2016 05:38 PM |
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RE: What Comey Really Said
Thats what I thought.
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07-06-2016 05:40 PM |
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RE: What Comey Really Said
(07-06-2016 05:29 PM)Fitbud Wrote: (07-06-2016 03:39 PM)UofMstateU Wrote: (07-06-2016 11:15 AM)Fitbud Wrote: When all else fails, stoop to name calling.
Man up and show me where anything I posted was incorrect.
When the truth hurts, troll and divert.
Man up? Is that a threat?
Do you require a safe space?
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07-06-2016 05:43 PM |
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Re: RE: What Comey Really Said
(07-06-2016 05:43 PM)UofMstateU Wrote: (07-06-2016 05:29 PM)Fitbud Wrote: (07-06-2016 03:39 PM)UofMstateU Wrote: (07-06-2016 11:15 AM)Fitbud Wrote: When all else fails, stoop to name calling.
Man up and show me where anything I posted was incorrect.
When the truth hurts, troll and divert.
Man up? Is that a threat?
Do you require a safe space?
I thought this was a safe space. It seems many of you have the safety to call me names without consequence.
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07-06-2016 05:49 PM |
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What Comey Really Said
(07-06-2016 05:40 PM)Fitbud Wrote: Thats what I thought.
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RE: What Comey Really Said
(07-06-2016 05:49 PM)Fitbud Wrote: (07-06-2016 05:43 PM)UofMstateU Wrote: (07-06-2016 05:29 PM)Fitbud Wrote: (07-06-2016 03:39 PM)UofMstateU Wrote: (07-06-2016 11:15 AM)Fitbud Wrote: When all else fails, stoop to name calling.
Man up and show me where anything I posted was incorrect.
When the truth hurts, troll and divert.
Man up? Is that a threat?
Do you require a safe space?
I thought this was a safe space. It seems many of you have the safety to call me names without consequence.
Quit your crying and go tattle to "mommy", like the good little boy you are.
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07-06-2016 07:59 PM |
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Re: RE: What Comey Really Said
(07-06-2016 07:59 PM)DefCONNOne Wrote: (07-06-2016 05:49 PM)Fitbud Wrote: (07-06-2016 05:43 PM)UofMstateU Wrote: (07-06-2016 05:29 PM)Fitbud Wrote: (07-06-2016 03:39 PM)UofMstateU Wrote: Man up and show me where anything I posted was incorrect.
When the truth hurts, troll and divert.
Man up? Is that a threat?
Do you require a safe space?
I thought this was a safe space. It seems many of you have the safety to call me names without consequence.
Quit your crying and go tattle to "mommy", like the good little boy you are.
You guys are the ones who are always crying that I m trolling when dont agree with my take on the news.
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07-06-2016 09:06 PM |
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RE: What Comey Really Said
(07-06-2016 09:06 PM)Fitbud Wrote: (07-06-2016 07:59 PM)DefCONNOne Wrote: (07-06-2016 05:49 PM)Fitbud Wrote: (07-06-2016 05:43 PM)UofMstateU Wrote: (07-06-2016 05:29 PM)Fitbud Wrote: Man up? Is that a threat?
Do you require a safe space?
I thought this was a safe space. It seems many of you have the safety to call me names without consequence.
Quit your crying and go tattle to "mommy", like the good little boy you are.
You guys are the ones who are always crying that I m trolling when dont agree with my take on the news.
You've done that, given us your take on anything? If I have to listen to your retelling of Three Billy Goats Gruff one more time....
(This post was last modified: 07-06-2016 10:59 PM by Paul M.)
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