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why america is great
for better or worse, we play by our own rules. the bastard entitled son the world is undecided upon. there's just enough motherf*ckers out there that have decided we aren't entirely comfortable with your motif. we're going to try things differently, because, what did you say? sorry, i was too busy being myself.

you can't be on an island, in the world today. say that to america. yawn

c'mon, how boring would the world be without america? f*cking brought you the train, car, the atom bomb, rock n roll and the plane. we invented sports because we hated soccer. paris f*cking hilton, american idol, who can't became a star? last year in czech republic i met my buddies defacto niece and she had previously commented to him that in her vision all americans looked like hollywood. yup, you're looking at it. i'm just really trying to get into the character of a dumpster diver.

americans revere the constitution. i don't know how prevalent this is in other societies, but we treat it like we are the offspring of this sage grandma. and it is a beautiful body of work. i need to be more versed in it. but i can comment thusly, because freedom of speech motha' sucka

the landscape. i'm one to be awed easily. i know that kansas is amazing. the confluence of the ohio and mississippi is a destination to rival alaska. the juxtaposition of the country as a whole is as wild as you can get. and people would rather go abroad to experience something revolutionary. go out in your backyard b!tch. accept that the world is an amazing place no matter where you are. be aware that duality does not exist. seek the virtue in your surroundings

the people. we might as well be different countries in terms of habits, culture. but currency binds us. it's a big beautiful country. and sometimes culture is created. for instance, atlanta, san francisco, chicago, new york. portland, denver, western montana etc... there are enough of us who endure to perpetuate the culture of our towns.

proud citizen of the united states. fifth generation swede. all american. i'm writing a song about america right now, in the guise of road maps. maybe i'll write one about the people who travel to europe but they've never been to new mexico. maybe i'll write a song about how we take the spiritual inroads along the backroads. maybe i'll write a song about a slave who became a hero. maybe i'll write a song about some spoiled brat who inherited a million dollars and had the most amazing eyes. maybe i'll write a song about some strung out felon in the ally who is just smiling. maybe i'll write a song about soccer moms and their career driven spouses. maybe i'll write a song about quit bitching and just *****.

oh yinz. i love you
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RE: why america is great
(06-10-2016 01:43 PM)Lush Wrote:  for better or worse, we play by our own rules. the bastard entitled son the world is undecided upon. there's just enough motherf*ckers out there that have decided we aren't entirely comfortable with your motif. we're going to try things differently, because, what did you say? sorry, i was too busy being myself.

you can't be on an island, in the world today. say that to america. yawn

c'mon, how boring would the world be without america? f*cking brought you the train, car, the atom bomb, rock n roll and the plane. we invented sports because we hated soccer. paris f*cking hilton, american idol, who can't became a star? last year in czech republic i met my buddies defacto niece and she had previously commented to him that in her vision all americans looked like hollywood. yup, you're looking at it. i'm just really trying to get into the character of a dumpster diver.

americans revere the constitution. i don't know how prevalent this is in other societies, but we treat it like we are the offspring of this sage grandma. and it is a beautiful body of work. i need to be more versed in it. but i can comment thusly, because freedom of speech motha' sucka

the landscape. i'm one to be awed easily. i know that kansas is amazing. the confluence of the ohio and mississippi is a destination to rival alaska. the juxtaposition of the country as a whole is as wild as you can get. and people would rather go abroad to experience something revolutionary. go out in your backyard b!tch. accept that the world is an amazing place no matter where you are. be aware that duality does not exist. seek the virtue in your surroundings

the people. we might as well be different countries in terms of habits, culture. but currency binds us. it's a big beautiful country. and sometimes culture is created. for instance, atlanta, san francisco, chicago, new york. portland, denver, western montana etc... there are enough of us who endure to perpetuate the culture of our towns.

proud citizen of the united states. fifth generation swede. all american. i'm writing a song about america right now, in the guise of road maps. maybe i'll write one about the people who travel to europe but they've never been to new mexico. maybe i'll write a song about how we take the spiritual inroads along the backroads. maybe i'll write a song about a slave who became a hero. maybe i'll write a song about some spoiled brat who inherited a million dollars and had the most amazing eyes. maybe i'll write a song about some strung out felon in the ally who is just smiling. maybe i'll write a song about soccer moms and their career driven spouses. maybe i'll write a song about quit bitching and just *****.

oh yinz. i love you

Minor point... trains came from Britain.
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(06-10-2016 01:43 PM)Lush Wrote:  for better or worse, we play by our own rules. the bastard entitled son the world is undecided upon. there's just enough motherf*ckers out there that have decided we aren't entirely comfortable with your motif. we're going to try things differently, because, what did you say? sorry, i was too busy being myself.

you can't be on an island, in the world today. say that to america. yawn

c'mon, how boring would the world be without america? f*cking brought you the train, car, the atom bomb, rock n roll and the plane. we invented sports because we hated soccer. paris f*cking hilton, american idol, who can't became a star? last year in czech republic i met my buddies defacto niece and she had previously commented to him that in her vision all americans looked like hollywood. yup, you're looking at it. i'm just really trying to get into the character of a dumpster diver.

americans revere the constitution. i don't know how prevalent this is in other societies, but we treat it like we are the offspring of this sage grandma. and it is a beautiful body of work. i need to be more versed in it. but i can comment thusly, because freedom of speech motha' sucka

the landscape. i'm one to be awed easily. i know that kansas is amazing. the confluence of the ohio and mississippi is a destination to rival alaska. the juxtaposition of the country as a whole is as wild as you can get. and people would rather go abroad to experience something revolutionary. go out in your backyard b!tch. accept that the world is an amazing place no matter where you are. be aware that duality does not exist. seek the virtue in your surroundings

the people. we might as well be different countries in terms of habits, culture. but currency binds us. it's a big beautiful country. and sometimes culture is created. for instance, atlanta, san francisco, chicago, new york. portland, denver, western montana etc... there are enough of us who endure to perpetuate the culture of our towns.

proud citizen of the united states. fifth generation swede. all american. i'm writing a song about america right now, in the guise of road maps. maybe i'll write one about the people who travel to europe but they've never been to new mexico. maybe i'll write a song about how we take the spiritual inroads along the backroads. maybe i'll write a song about a slave who became a hero. maybe i'll write a song about some spoiled brat who inherited a million dollars and had the most amazing eyes. maybe i'll write a song about some strung out felon in the ally who is just smiling. maybe i'll write a song about soccer moms and their career driven spouses. maybe i'll write a song about quit bitching and just *****.

oh yinz. i love you

are all the USM fans bat**** crazy? is it something in the water?
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America is great and we shouldn't be ashamed to admit it. Granted, much of the rest of the world thinks otherwise but that's because we are governed by idiots.
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(06-10-2016 01:48 PM)UofMemphis Wrote:  
(06-10-2016 01:43 PM)Lush Wrote:  for better or worse, we play by our own rules. the bastard entitled son the world is undecided upon. there's just enough motherf*ckers out there that have decided we aren't entirely comfortable with your motif. we're going to try things differently, because, what did you say? sorry, i was too busy being myself.

you can't be on an island, in the world today. say that to america. yawn

c'mon, how boring would the world be without america? f*cking brought you the train, car, the atom bomb, rock n roll and the plane. we invented sports because we hated soccer. paris f*cking hilton, american idol, who can't became a star? last year in czech republic i met my buddies defacto niece and she had previously commented to him that in her vision all americans looked like hollywood. yup, you're looking at it. i'm just really trying to get into the character of a dumpster diver.

americans revere the constitution. i don't know how prevalent this is in other societies, but we treat it like we are the offspring of this sage grandma. and it is a beautiful body of work. i need to be more versed in it. but i can comment thusly, because freedom of speech motha' sucka

the landscape. i'm one to be awed easily. i know that kansas is amazing. the confluence of the ohio and mississippi is a destination to rival alaska. the juxtaposition of the country as a whole is as wild as you can get. and people would rather go abroad to experience something revolutionary. go out in your backyard b!tch. accept that the world is an amazing place no matter where you are. be aware that duality does not exist. seek the virtue in your surroundings

the people. we might as well be different countries in terms of habits, culture. but currency binds us. it's a big beautiful country. and sometimes culture is created. for instance, atlanta, san francisco, chicago, new york. portland, denver, western montana etc... there are enough of us who endure to perpetuate the culture of our towns.

proud citizen of the united states. fifth generation swede. all american. i'm writing a song about america right now, in the guise of road maps. maybe i'll write one about the people who travel to europe but they've never been to new mexico. maybe i'll write a song about how we take the spiritual inroads along the backroads. maybe i'll write a song about a slave who became a hero. maybe i'll write a song about some spoiled brat who inherited a million dollars and had the most amazing eyes. maybe i'll write a song about some strung out felon in the ally who is just smiling. maybe i'll write a song about soccer moms and their career driven spouses. maybe i'll write a song about quit bitching and just *****.

oh yinz. i love you

are all the USM fans bat**** crazy? is it something in the water?

you overlooked the fact that i am not a usm supporter
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You miss the sheer comic brilliance of Lush's posts.
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(06-10-2016 01:50 PM)VA49er Wrote:  America is great and we shouldn't be ashamed to admit it. Granted, much of the rest of the world thinks otherwise but that's because we are governed by idiots.

i think because we are governed by idiots is what precisely makes us great. there is enough responsibility beholden in us to be trusted to just behave. we will carry the weight, begrudgingly, because america is worth it. and that's just a minor hassle
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It's the all around best place in the world.
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(06-10-2016 02:07 PM)Lush Wrote:  
(06-10-2016 01:50 PM)VA49er Wrote:  America is great and we shouldn't be ashamed to admit it. Granted, much of the rest of the world thinks otherwise but that's because we are governed by idiots.
i think because we are governed by idiots is what precisely makes us great. there is enough responsibility beholden in us to be trusted to just behave. we will carry the weight, begrudgingly, because america is worth it. and that's just a minor hassle

When Richard Nixon gave us the 55 mph speed limit, Americans learned how to use CB radios. That's why America is great.
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(06-10-2016 02:01 PM)rath v2.0 Wrote:  You miss the sheer comic brilliance of Lush's posts.

thank you rath. i'm glad you ventured over here. bearcat mark needs to be here too to balance out the point of views. and big tittied women and more schlongs for tom
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(06-10-2016 02:26 PM)Lush Wrote:  
(06-10-2016 02:01 PM)rath v2.0 Wrote:  You miss the sheer comic brilliance of Lush's posts.

thank you rath. i'm glad you ventured over here. bearcat mark needs to be here too to balance out the point of views. and big tittied women and more schlongs for tom

Ask and you shall receive Lush.

My biggest problem with people of all political spectrums is all the talk about what's wrong with America. When I was in Nashville with some friends about 2 months ago (most ranging from moderate to very conservative) I brought up this fact and basically said...it's pretty great living here. Things are mostly pretty great. America is great. They all basically agreed with me.
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So everything you just said, I'm with you. We will always have issues to battle over, I just wish it didn't get so personal among so many. I love this country. I've got some major debt, but I've also got my own business, the beginnings of a family and the promise of life moving forward. I've gotten to do a ton of amazing things , see amazing places, meet amazing people and I know my friends of all political spectrums have had great experiences as well.

America is great. You said it right and you said it in the best, most Lush way possible.
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(06-10-2016 01:43 PM)Lush Wrote:  for better or worse, we play by our own rules. the bastard entitled son the world is undecided upon. there's just enough motherf*ckers out there that have decided we aren't entirely comfortable with your motif. we're going to try things differently, because, what did you say? sorry, i was too busy being myself.

you can't be on an island, in the world today. say that to america. yawn

c'mon, how boring would the world be without america? f*cking brought you the train, car, the atom bomb, rock n roll and the plane. we invented sports because we hated soccer. paris f*cking hilton, american idol, who can't became a star? last year in czech republic i met my buddies defacto niece and she had previously commented to him that in her vision all americans looked like hollywood. yup, you're looking at it. i'm just really trying to get into the character of a dumpster diver.

americans revere the constitution. i don't know how prevalent this is in other societies, but we treat it like we are the offspring of this sage grandma. and it is a beautiful body of work. i need to be more versed in it. but i can comment thusly, because freedom of speech motha' sucka

the landscape. i'm one to be awed easily. i know that kansas is amazing. the confluence of the ohio and mississippi is a destination to rival alaska. the juxtaposition of the country as a whole is as wild as you can get. and people would rather go abroad to experience something revolutionary. go out in your backyard b!tch. accept that the world is an amazing place no matter where you are. be aware that duality does not exist. seek the virtue in your surroundings

the people. we might as well be different countries in terms of habits, culture. but currency binds us. it's a big beautiful country. and sometimes culture is created. for instance, atlanta, san francisco, chicago, new york. portland, denver, western montana etc... there are enough of us who endure to perpetuate the culture of our towns.

proud citizen of the united states. fifth generation swede. all american. i'm writing a song about america right now, in the guise of road maps. maybe i'll write one about the people who travel to europe but they've never been to new mexico. maybe i'll write a song about how we take the spiritual inroads along the backroads. maybe i'll write a song about a slave who became a hero. maybe i'll write a song about some spoiled brat who inherited a million dollars and had the most amazing eyes. maybe i'll write a song about some strung out felon in the ally who is just smiling. maybe i'll write a song about soccer moms and their career driven spouses. maybe i'll write a song about quit bitching and just *****.

oh yinz. i love you

Minor quibble: we didn't invent sports because we hated soccer. We invented other sports because there was a big disagreement over the rules. The same thing happened in Ireland, Canada, Australia and England itself. There's a reason there are like 30 types of football.
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America is great because America is good, and if America ever ceases to be good, America will cease to be great.
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I need stinky to interpret the OP for me.
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(06-10-2016 02:01 PM)Lush Wrote:  
(06-10-2016 01:48 PM)UofMemphis Wrote:  
(06-10-2016 01:43 PM)Lush Wrote:  for better or worse, we play by our own rules. the bastard entitled son the world is undecided upon. there's just enough motherf*ckers out there that have decided we aren't entirely comfortable with your motif. we're going to try things differently, because, what did you say? sorry, i was too busy being myself.

you can't be on an island, in the world today. say that to america. yawn

c'mon, how boring would the world be without america? f*cking brought you the train, car, the atom bomb, rock n roll and the plane. we invented sports because we hated soccer. paris f*cking hilton, american idol, who can't became a star? last year in czech republic i met my buddies defacto niece and she had previously commented to him that in her vision all americans looked like hollywood. yup, you're looking at it. i'm just really trying to get into the character of a dumpster diver.

americans revere the constitution. i don't know how prevalent this is in other societies, but we treat it like we are the offspring of this sage grandma. and it is a beautiful body of work. i need to be more versed in it. but i can comment thusly, because freedom of speech motha' sucka

the landscape. i'm one to be awed easily. i know that kansas is amazing. the confluence of the ohio and mississippi is a destination to rival alaska. the juxtaposition of the country as a whole is as wild as you can get. and people would rather go abroad to experience something revolutionary. go out in your backyard b!tch. accept that the world is an amazing place no matter where you are. be aware that duality does not exist. seek the virtue in your surroundings

the people. we might as well be different countries in terms of habits, culture. but currency binds us. it's a big beautiful country. and sometimes culture is created. for instance, atlanta, san francisco, chicago, new york. portland, denver, western montana etc... there are enough of us who endure to perpetuate the culture of our towns.

proud citizen of the united states. fifth generation swede. all american. i'm writing a song about america right now, in the guise of road maps. maybe i'll write one about the people who travel to europe but they've never been to new mexico. maybe i'll write a song about how we take the spiritual inroads along the backroads. maybe i'll write a song about a slave who became a hero. maybe i'll write a song about some spoiled brat who inherited a million dollars and had the most amazing eyes. maybe i'll write a song about some strung out felon in the ally who is just smiling. maybe i'll write a song about soccer moms and their career driven spouses. maybe i'll write a song about quit bitching and just *****.

oh yinz. i love you

are all the USM fans bat**** crazy? is it something in the water?

you overlooked the fact that i am not a usm supporter

naw.....he only thinks it's a conspiracy thingy....that all that lean with a hint of red in 'em bleed black (oil) and gold ($$$)
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(06-10-2016 05:22 PM)dawgitall Wrote:  I need stinky to interpret the OP for me.

read, read it again, read it again, read it again....

it's how money and the roads traveled create synergy or the division of culture....

seemed pretty dadgum 'diggity dangy dang ding dong the witch ain't dead' obvious to me....



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(06-10-2016 06:00 PM)stinkfist Wrote:  
(06-10-2016 05:22 PM)dawgitall Wrote:  I need stinky to interpret the OP for me.

read, read it again, read it again, read it again....

it's how money and the roads traveled create synergy or the division of culture....

seemed pretty dadgum 'diggity dangy dang ding dong the witch ain't dead' obvious to me....




It is so obvious now that you explain it.
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(06-10-2016 06:27 PM)dawgitall Wrote:  
(06-10-2016 06:00 PM)stinkfist Wrote:  
(06-10-2016 05:22 PM)dawgitall Wrote:  I need stinky to interpret the OP for me.

read, read it again, read it again, read it again....

it's how money and the roads traveled create synergy or the division of culture....

seemed pretty dadgum 'diggity dangy dang ding dong the witch ain't dead' obvious to me....




It is so obvious now that you explain it.

one can only oblige when requested to answer how to escape those donkey dung a dang ding dongs....

it's okay if you don't understand....
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