I can't get away with it at work, so I try to soak up as much white privilege as I can on the weekends. I think I'll go to the mall and enjoy my whiteness. I'll throw in a few microaggressions for kicks.

It's going to be a good day.

I got a call last night from the lady that sells at the farmer market.

gittin' ready to go pick me up 50 ears of silver queen corn

then it's a talkin' to my beautiful acer palmatums so they get the full benefit of my bs....

then to a rolled down window 'ride around' and flash peace signs to the a.m. porch folk....it's my version of promoting tolerance....

then it's off to the golf course to stomp some pie hole with the money game folk....we are affectionately known as the brew crew....go figure...

then it's a shower, get horizontal, a major kb bowl topped with keef, a review of the postings o' day while watching Moneyball for the umpteenth time (with the cards/mets game in the background)

best I can provide from this white feller in missippy....

Not this weekend but next weekend I'll enjoy be enjoying a racist national park and the week after enjoying a weekend on a racist boat.

I love Saturday because I can start the day with the extensive Saturday edition of the Wall Street Journal. (If you haven't seen the Saturday edition of the WSJ, you don't know what you've missed. They have a whole section with book reviews, a section of food/clothing/cars/vacations, as well as a special section of investing insights. This week, there's a review of the BMW M6. And top it off with Peggy Noonan's always superb column.)

Going to the country club for dinner with friends. Have to get out my best Vineyard Vines polo shirt and madras shorts.

Then on Sunday, my newspaper tube has the current issue of Barron's. Then off to Mass. Looking forward to a missionary giving the homily about his school in Tanzania.

Later Sunday, having the grandkids over for hot dogs.

(07-18-2015 08:11 AM)UConn-SMU Wrote:  I can't get away with it at work, so I try to soak up as much white privilege as I can on the weekends. I think I'll go to the mall and enjoy my whiteness. I'll throw in a few microaggressions for kicks.

It's going to be a good day.

I use mine at work as well. Small office for a family owned business (6 people) and all are white conservatives. This weekend, we'll be hanging out in our private back yard pool with only white people.

(07-18-2015 08:58 AM)QuestionSocratic Wrote:  I love Saturday because I can start the day with the extensive Saturday edition of the Wall Street Journal. (If you haven't seen the Saturday edition of the WSJ, you don't know what you've missed. They have a whole section with book reviews, a section of food/clothing/cars/vacations, as well as a special section of investing insights. This week, there's a review of the BMW M6. And top it off with Peggy Noonan's always superb column.)

Going to the country club for dinner with friends. Have to get out my best Vineyard Vines polo shirt and madras shorts.

Then on Sunday, my newspaper tube has the current issue of Barron's.

Later, having the grandkids over for hot dogs.

Saturday mornings are great. We usually watch EPL (English soccer), then the Fox shows on the economy and current events (Cashin' In, Bulls & Bears, etc). The Fox shows mainly b-tch about socialism ... red meat for conservatives.

Country club? You'll overdose on white privilege ... be careful.

(07-18-2015 08:11 AM)UConn-SMU Wrote:  I can't get away with it at work, so I try to soak up as much white privilege as I can on the weekends. I think I'll go to the mall and enjoy my whiteness. I'll throw in a few microaggressions for kicks.

It's going to be a good day.

There's nothing like going out to eat and not having to sit near the kitchen right?

Sadly, I still don't know what it is.

Yes indeed! Started last evening by driving to Tryon, NC, Equestrian area and Big on Fox Hunting still, for dinner.

Then have some family coming in from out of town. Have leisurely dinner and hang around the pool over at my sister in law's home. Everyone can swim so no worries there!

Watch the British Open replay.

Tomorrow I will go to church. Then watch the British Open. Then later organize my new Ammo Can from Liberty Safe in the garage.

Membership has its privileges!

Yes, it is great. I went to LA Fitness today and the person at the counter said they are
lowering monthly cost for white people, and charging a higher cost to brown and black people.
He cautioned me about my tan though, don't get too tan.

I gave my address to a hot black girl and told her to arrive around 8PM, for drinks and sex.
She looked at me strange, then I said "white privilege", and she of course I will be there at 8.

Must be nice to be able to go to a store and not be followed by employees.

(07-18-2015 10:19 AM)Paul M Wrote:  Sadly, I still don't know what it is.

It's great. I'm standing in the "Whites Only" express line at the post office right now.

Have you ever walked into an elevator and everyone stops talking?

Got a call from my mom at 6-ish asking me to come down in "clothes you're willing to mess up". Told to help lay bricks for the patio. I'm 27 and still being volun-told. Does white privilege keep you from the requests of mama?

Now the day is being dedicated to getting with the club and watching soccer and rugby tonight, a match I can't see us winning.

(07-18-2015 11:34 AM)Fitbud Wrote:  Have you ever walked into an elevator and everyone stops talking?

Just walk in with your head down as humble as you can.

Then yell at the top of your lungs when the door closes.

Feels good to be white this weekend. I think I'll enjoy my private pool.

(07-18-2015 11:34 AM)Fitbud Wrote:  Have you ever walked into an elevator and everyone stops talking?

only kiddies talk in an elevator....

are you still butt hurt how your class reacted on that field trip....

wah wah wah......

look at the bright side.....you still got paid mincemeat to suffer through that....beats the shite out of beans and rice every day....

.....doesn't it?

A lot of pools owned here. To me, they're the most pointless thing to have at a house. Well, other than a drawbridge or something like that.

(07-18-2015 11:51 AM)nomad2u2001 Wrote:  A lot of pools owned here. To me, they're the most pointless thing to have at a house. Well, other than a drawbridge or something like that.

moats fall under the "something like that"

(07-18-2015 11:53 AM)stinkfist Wrote:  

(07-18-2015 11:51 AM)nomad2u2001 Wrote:  A lot of pools owned here. To me, they're the most pointless thing to have at a house. Well, other than a drawbridge or something like that.

moats fall under the "something like that"

I wanted to say moat, but I felt that would've gone with a drawbridge. It comes with the kit.