a bar.

The bartender asks.


You must be here about adoption agencies?

(07-20-2017 06:06 AM)Machiavelli Wrote:  a bar.

The bartender asks.


You must be here about adoption agencies?

(07-20-2017 06:06 AM)Machiavelli Wrote:  a bar.

The bartender asks. . .

I play:

1)
"the bartender asks...

What is this the DNC?"

2) "the bartender asks...

You here for the Clinton Foundation meeting?"

3) "the bartender says...

Oh, Hi Barack."

It must be " Manic Thursday with Mach".

That was pretty funny.

Lets start a poll about what hobbies Mach has.

(07-20-2017 07:55 AM)rath v2.0 Wrote:  Lets start a poll about what hobbies Mach has.

Trump lives rent free in his head. He has no hobbies. No time for that.

(07-20-2017 06:06 AM)Machiavelli Wrote:  a bar.

The bartender says "Hi Hillary!"

nice

(07-20-2017 06:06 AM)Machiavelli Wrote:  a bar.
The bartender asks.

"How are you doing today, Hillary?"

(07-20-2017 08:21 AM)usmbacker Wrote:  

(07-20-2017 07:55 AM)rath v2.0 Wrote:  Lets start a poll about what hobbies Mach has.

Trump lives rent free in his head. He has no hobbies. No time for that.

Some Russian stole his girlfriend in college?

(07-20-2017 08:31 AM)Owl 69/70/75 Wrote:  

(07-20-2017 06:06 AM)Machiavelli Wrote:  a bar.
The bartender asks.

"How are you doing today, Hillary?"

LOL... bet Mach didn't see that one coming

(07-20-2017 08:21 AM)usmbacker Wrote:  

(07-20-2017 07:55 AM)rath v2.0 Wrote:  Lets start a poll about what hobbies Mach has.

Trump lives rent free in his head. He has no hobbies. No time for that.

Wanna see Mach wet his pants?


















BOO!

Bill Clinton couldn't have joined the group because he was disbarred.

....walks into a bar....

the bartender states, "your credit is always welcome here"

(07-20-2017 08:31 AM)Owl 69/70/75 Wrote:  

(07-20-2017 06:06 AM)Machiavelli Wrote:  a bar.
The bartender asks.

"How are you doing today, Hillary?"

Well most lawyers are Democrats. Wall Street is majority Democrat these days, so the money launderers are as well. The mob bosses are Democrats. As for spiess, they have almost always been leftists.

So maybe the bartender asks, how much will you pay me to vote Democrat?

(07-20-2017 01:34 PM)bullet Wrote:  

(07-20-2017 08:31 AM)Owl 69/70/75 Wrote:  

(07-20-2017 06:06 AM)Machiavelli Wrote:  a bar.
The bartender asks.

"How are you doing today, Hillary?"

Well most lawyers are Democrats. Wall Street is majority Democrat these days, so the money launderers are as well. The mob bosses are Democrats. As for spiess, they have almost always been leftists.

So maybe the bartender asks, how much will you pay me to vote Democrat?

for a reason.....HoD is a rarity in relative terms....

You guys have zero creativity and are particularly lazy. This is why the right is crappy at comedy. No sense of humor. Steal my tag lines. Gosh get creative hill jacks.

(07-20-2017 03:45 PM)Machiavelli Wrote:  You guys have zero creativity and are particularly lazy. This is why the right is crappy at comedy. No sense of humor. Steal my tag lines. Gosh get creative hill jacks.

dammit boy....you're a tough cracker....

I even went bipartisan with it

A Lawyer, a money launderer, a mob boss and a spy get on a plane....

and talk about their grandchildren.

A Lawyer, a money launderer, a mob boss and a spy sit at a restaurant....
and he says to her, pass me the salt Hillary

Two scientists walk into a DNC bar... one says 'I'll have H2O'. The other says 'I'll have H2O, too'. The second one dies.