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A lawyer, a money launderer, a mob boss, and a spy walk into - Machiavelli - 07-20-2017 06:06 AM
a bar.
The bartender asks.
You must be here about adoption agencies?
RE: A lawyer, a money launderer, a mob boss, and a spy walk into - Kaplony - 07-20-2017 06:10 AM
![[Image: XlgDMGP.jpg]](http://i.imgur.com/XlgDMGP.jpg)
RE: A lawyer, a money launderer, a mob boss, and a spy walk into - cb4029 - 07-20-2017 06:29 AM
(07-20-2017 06:06 AM)Machiavelli Wrote: a bar.
The bartender asks.
You must be here about adoption agencies?
RE: A lawyer, a money launderer, a mob boss, and a spy walk into - Jugnaut - 07-20-2017 06:54 AM
(07-20-2017 06:06 AM)Machiavelli Wrote: a bar.
The bartender asks. . .
I play:
1)
"the bartender asks...
What is this the DNC?"
2) "the bartender asks...
You here for the Clinton Foundation meeting?"
3) "the bartender says...
Oh, Hi Barack."
RE: A lawyer, a money launderer, a mob boss, and a spy walk into - South Carolina Duke - 07-20-2017 07:39 AM
It must be " Manic Thursday with Mach".
RE: A lawyer, a money launderer, a mob boss, and a spy walk into - Paul M - 07-20-2017 07:55 AM
That was pretty funny.
RE: A lawyer, a money launderer, a mob boss, and a spy walk into - rath v2.0 - 07-20-2017 07:55 AM
Lets start a poll about what hobbies Mach has.
RE: A lawyer, a money launderer, a mob boss, and a spy walk into - usmbacker - 07-20-2017 08:21 AM
(07-20-2017 07:55 AM)rath v2.0 Wrote: Lets start a poll about what hobbies Mach has.
Trump lives rent free in his head. He has no hobbies. No time for that.
RE: A lawyer, a money launderer, a mob boss, and a spy walk into - UofMstateU - 07-20-2017 08:22 AM
(07-20-2017 06:06 AM)Machiavelli Wrote: a bar.
The bartender says "Hi Hillary!"
nice
RE: A lawyer, a money launderer, a mob boss, and a spy walk into - Owl 69/70/75 - 07-20-2017 08:31 AM
(07-20-2017 06:06 AM)Machiavelli Wrote: a bar.
The bartender asks.
"How are you doing today, Hillary?"
RE: A lawyer, a money launderer, a mob boss, and a spy walk into - bullet - 07-20-2017 08:32 AM
(07-20-2017 08:21 AM)usmbacker Wrote:(07-20-2017 07:55 AM)rath v2.0 Wrote: Lets start a poll about what hobbies Mach has.
Trump lives rent free in his head. He has no hobbies. No time for that.
Some Russian stole his girlfriend in college?
RE: A lawyer, a money launderer, a mob boss, and a spy walk into - DaSaintFan - 07-20-2017 08:39 AM
(07-20-2017 08:31 AM)Owl 69/70/75 Wrote:(07-20-2017 06:06 AM)Machiavelli Wrote: a bar.
The bartender asks.
"How are you doing today, Hillary?"
LOL... bet Mach didn't see that one coming
RE: A lawyer, a money launderer, a mob boss, and a spy walk into - Kaplony - 07-20-2017 09:09 AM
(07-20-2017 08:21 AM)usmbacker Wrote:(07-20-2017 07:55 AM)rath v2.0 Wrote: Lets start a poll about what hobbies Mach has.
Trump lives rent free in his head. He has no hobbies. No time for that.
Wanna see Mach wet his pants?
![[Image: s25juE5.jpg]](http://i.imgur.com/s25juE5.jpg)
BOO!
RE: A lawyer, a money launderer, a mob boss, and a spy walk into - LeFlâneur - 07-20-2017 11:52 AM
Bill Clinton couldn't have joined the group because he was disbarred.
RE: A lawyer, a money launderer, a mob boss, and a spy walk into - stinkfist - 07-20-2017 12:02 PM
....walks into a bar....
the bartender states, "your credit is always welcome here"
RE: A lawyer, a money launderer, a mob boss, and a spy walk into - bullet - 07-20-2017 01:34 PM
(07-20-2017 08:31 AM)Owl 69/70/75 Wrote:(07-20-2017 06:06 AM)Machiavelli Wrote: a bar.
The bartender asks.
"How are you doing today, Hillary?"
Well most lawyers are Democrats. Wall Street is majority Democrat these days, so the money launderers are as well. The mob bosses are Democrats. As for spiess, they have almost always been leftists.
So maybe the bartender asks, how much will you pay me to vote Democrat?
RE: A lawyer, a money launderer, a mob boss, and a spy walk into - stinkfist - 07-20-2017 01:37 PM
(07-20-2017 01:34 PM)bullet Wrote:(07-20-2017 08:31 AM)Owl 69/70/75 Wrote:(07-20-2017 06:06 AM)Machiavelli Wrote: a bar.
The bartender asks.
"How are you doing today, Hillary?"
Well most lawyers are Democrats. Wall Street is majority Democrat these days, so the money launderers are as well. The mob bosses are Democrats. As for spiess, they have almost always been leftists.
So maybe the bartender asks, how much will you pay me to vote Democrat?
for a reason.....HoD is a rarity in relative terms....
RE: A lawyer, a money launderer, a mob boss, and a spy walk into - Machiavelli - 07-20-2017 03:45 PM
You guys have zero creativity and are particularly lazy. This is why the right is crappy at comedy. No sense of humor. Steal my tag lines. Gosh get creative hill jacks.
RE: A lawyer, a money launderer, a mob boss, and a spy walk into - stinkfist - 07-20-2017 03:51 PM
(07-20-2017 03:45 PM)Machiavelli Wrote: You guys have zero creativity and are particularly lazy. This is why the right is crappy at comedy. No sense of humor. Steal my tag lines. Gosh get creative hill jacks.
dammit boy....you're a tough cracker....
I even went bipartisan with it
RE: A lawyer, a money launderer, a mob boss, and a spy walk into - Hambone10 - 07-20-2017 03:57 PM
A Lawyer, a money launderer, a mob boss and a spy get on a plane....
and talk about their grandchildren.
A Lawyer, a money launderer, a mob boss and a spy sit at a restaurant....
and he says to her, pass me the salt Hillary
Two scientists walk into a DNC bar... one says 'I'll have H2O'. The other says 'I'll have H2O, too'. The second one dies.