"Moral Victories feel a lot better if you actually win the game"

Three of my favorites...

"Baseball is ninety percent mental and the other half is physical."

"You can observe a lot by just watching."

"In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is."

And a honorable mention...
"A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore."

It doesnt have to be things he actually did say. Im just thinking of funny lines he might say.

That's the picture they made with John Wayne before he died.

95% of all putts that are short, do not go in the hole.

Almost all non-qualifiers didn't have good enough grades or scores.

People don't go there anymore, it's too crowded.

We don't need luck. We have overconfidence.

"Who cares what I might say, I already said it."

Nah, they're not overconfident -- they just think they're better than they are.

They are unbeaten in games when they score more than their opponents.

A rare example of his political commentary...

"Ninety percent of this game is half mental."

My favorite:

"It's like déjà vu all over again."

It's not Over till it's Over!

Wherever you go, there you are.

We kept missing tackles cause those other guys kept breaking em.

We could have won the game, but we didn't score enough points.

The offense would have moved the ball better if we had gotten more first downs.

I didn't get up this morning, because my alarm clock didn't go off.

I think I could sit here and do this all day.

They're just jealous because we got what they want.

We had our own Yogi in high school. One time my brother got hit in the head with a pitch and the coach asked him if he had hurt his ankle. Another time he was giving a pep talk and he said, "you gotta hustle, hustle, if you want to win the win."

Rollin down the street, with Mickey, sippin on gin and juice..

My X wifes grandfather: "It don't take much brains to be stupid!"