(08-27-2014 02:54 PM)Redwingtom Wrote:  I didn't see this one Max:

Claim to be pro-life but love the death penalty.

Come on in! The water's fine!

Think a lone pregnant woman should be able to use carpool lane

Say Muslims are crazy while you're handling snakes

Won't hang out with your friend because it's an "individual mandate"

Told your mom the "market will decide" your bedtime

Let the "invisible hand" decide your daughter's curfew

Lost your emo kid after you told her to make "deeper cuts"

Advised the local food bank not to loan to minorities

Won't wash your flag shirt because the colors might run

(08-27-2014 03:38 PM)UofMstateU Wrote:  If you suck at creating "you might be" jokes, the you might be a liberal.....

Lots of liberals in that "... you might be a liberal" thread, then!

Took away your daughter's 2nd place soccer trophy

Electrify your fence so you can empower minorities

Were mad at Obama that your taxes would have gone up if you earned $298k more

Hate origami because you want to make cuts

Hit your drives in the rough to avoid the fair way

Steal someone else s cute, though idiotic, one liners and try to pass them off as your own without giving credit, there's a very strong liklihood you're a liberal.

(08-27-2014 04:09 PM)JMUDunk Wrote:  Steal someone else s cute, though idiotic, one liners and try to pass them off as your own without giving credit, there's a very strong liklihood you're a liberal.

If you plagiarized your final paper to get your masters degree...your're a liberal.

(08-27-2014 04:12 PM)UofMstateU Wrote:  

(08-27-2014 04:09 PM)JMUDunk Wrote:  Steal someone else s cute, though idiotic, one liners and try to pass them off as your own without giving credit, there's a very strong likelihood you're a liberal.

If you plagiarized your final paper to get your masters degree...your're a liberal.

If you plagiarized your way through College and still became Vice President (riding shotgun, incidentally )... you're a liberal.

(08-27-2014 03:27 PM)Smaug Wrote:  

(08-27-2014 02:54 PM)Redwingtom Wrote:  I didn't see this one Max:

Claim to be pro-life but love the death penalty.

As opposed to killing the innocent and sparing the guilty?

Life is life. And I oppose abortions when the fetus is viable unless there is rape, incest or life/death of baby/mother.

Looks like it touched a nerve...

(08-27-2014 04:01 PM)Max Power Wrote:  Took away your daughter's 2nd place soccer trophy

Not a bad idea.

"Second place is the first loser, kid!"

If you don't let your kid play soccer, you might be a conservative.

If you think the movie "Deliverance" is a love story.....you might be a conservative.

(08-28-2014 11:51 AM)Fitbud Wrote:  If you think the movie "Deliverance" is a love story.....you might be a conservative.

If you're jealous of Ned Beatty's character in "Deliverance".. You might be a liberal.

(08-28-2014 11:53 AM)gdunn Wrote:  

(08-28-2014 11:51 AM)Fitbud Wrote:  If you think the movie "Deliverance" is a love story.....you might be a conservative.

If you're jealous of Ned Beatty's character in "Deliverance".. You might be a liberal.

Wrong thread but I see I struck a cord. Sorry. Look at it this way, you still have "The Blue and the Grey" mini series

(08-28-2014 11:55 AM)Fitbud Wrote:  

(08-28-2014 11:53 AM)gdunn Wrote:  

(08-28-2014 11:51 AM)Fitbud Wrote:  If you think the movie "Deliverance" is a love story.....you might be a conservative.

If you're jealous of Ned Beatty's character in "Deliverance".. You might be a liberal.

Wrong thread but I see I struck a cord. Sorry. Look at it this way, you still have "The Blue and the Grey" mini series

Nope.. this is carried over from another thread.. Sorry if you can't keep up.

If you think "squeal like a pig" is a term of endearment.... you might be a conservative.

(08-28-2014 11:57 AM)Fitbud Wrote:  If you think "squeal like a pig" is a term of endearment.... you might be a conservative.

if you squeal like a pig during terms of endearment, you might be a liberal....

If you go to a Tea Party Rally with a sign that says " Don't touch my Medicare"....you might be a Conservative.

(08-28-2014 04:12 PM)Fitbud Wrote:  If you go to a Tea Party Rally with a sign that says " Don't touch my Medicare"....you might be a Conservative.

If you touched their medicare, you might be a liberal.

If a 6 pack of beer, a pickup truck, and a river is your idea of a romantic evening...You might be a conservative.

If you wait for the, ahhhhh, sunset, you might be a liberal.

If you think jeans faded in the croch is sexy.... You might be a conservative.

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