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... you might be a conservative - Max Power - 08-27-2014 11:12 AM
If you...
Refuse to take your child to the circus because they use "safety nets."
Expected The Hunger Games to be a comedy.
Lost an arm in a meatgrinder because you wouldn't take "hand out."
Rape all your dates so they won't get pregnant.
Refuse to take the subway because it's an "underground railroad."
Bolt negotiations when a "new deal" is offered.
Won't laugh because it changes your "constitution."
Fired your secretary because she requested more "tacks."
Can't find dress shoes in a color you like.
Actually supported Clinton for White water.
Like the pitchers mound because the playing field is unlevel.
Left the baseball game when the umpire called a "strike."
Left the football game when the referee called "forward progress."
Coach your kid's basketball team to call them "earned throws."
Won't play Sim City because it's "community organizing."
Sold your house because it had gender neutral bathrooms.
Punched your pillow when the government created the Internet.
Chopped down your oak tree because it had "acorn."
Think the phrase should be "Armed Yet Dangerous."
Popped your daughter's balloon because you're anti inflation.
Attend church weekly and ignore the beggar sitting outside.
Won't let your Pokemon characters evolve.
Hate government workers but love police, firefighters and the military.
Threw away a device when you found out it uses "AA" batteries.
Enjoy the sunshine and want to know where to send the check.
Demand your daughter ask black Barbie about Benghazi.
Refuse to adjust your AC because it's "climate change."
Like Thanksgiving because you get to cut "Big Bird."
Are confused that the "Secretary" of State can be a man.
Watch NASCAR on rewind for right turns only.
RE: ... you might be a conservative - UofMemphis - 08-27-2014 11:16 AM
RE: ... you might be a conservative - firmbizzle - 08-27-2014 11:17 AM
Welcome home Max!
RE: ... you might be a conservative - Lord Stanley - 08-27-2014 11:19 AM
I did all this just the other day! And then I twirled my Snidely Whiplash mustache and cackled maniacally.
RE: ... you might be a conservative - HeartOfDixie - 08-27-2014 11:21 AM
RE: ... you might be a conservative - Smaug - 08-27-2014 11:47 AM
At the risk of being called a leftest, that was funnier than the other one.
Nice work, Max.
RE: ... you might be a conservative - Lord Stanley - 08-27-2014 11:50 AM
(08-27-2014 11:47 AM)Smaug Wrote: At the risk of being called a leftest
NOW you've done it............... that's like a dinner bell to our True Conservative posters.
RE: ... you might be a conservative - gdunn - 08-27-2014 11:53 AM
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RE: ... you might be a conservative - john01992 - 08-27-2014 11:59 AM
Note to EverRespect: This is how it's done.
RE: ... you might be a conservative - Lord Stanley - 08-27-2014 12:01 PM
Don't forget dog whistles to rally the conservatives!
The condensed liberal handbook of racial code words
–Chicago. The Obamas and their core team of astroturfers, pay-for-play schemers and powerbrokers hail from the Windy City. This is a simple geographic fact. But in progressive of pallor Chris Matthews’ world, it’s an insidious dog whistle. The frothing cable TV host attacked Republicans this week who have the gall to remind voters of the ruthless Chicago way.
–Constitution. Fox News contributor Juan Williams, who proudly calls himself a “real reporter,” has apparently added real telepathist to his curriculum vitae. Earlier this year, he read the minds of Republicans and conservatives whom he accuses of deep-seated bigotry when they show any public reverence for our founding principles, documents and leaders.
–Experienced. A significant population of American voters believes that qualifications actually matter when running for the highest office in the land. Chilling, isn’t it? They might as well sport KKK hoods. In the judgment of one Basil Smikle of The Century Foundation, “experienced” is a dreaded “racial code word.”
Barrack Obama is an experienced Constitutional lawyer from Chicago.
RE: ... you might be a conservative - Doctor Krieger - 08-27-2014 12:03 PM
hahaha this is pretty good
RE: ... you might be a conservative - Owl 69/70/75 - 08-27-2014 12:06 PM
What is truly amazing is what that list says about the left's perception of conservatives.
What an absurd bunch of crap.
RE: ... you might be a conservative - john01992 - 08-27-2014 12:08 PM
(08-27-2014 12:06 PM)Owl 69/70/75 Wrote: What is truly amazing is what that list says about the left's perception of conservatives.
What an absurd bunch of crap.
I think it's truly amazing that one looks at this list as legitimately how libs view cons and overlooks the comedic satire that it actually is.
RE: ... you might be a conservative - Owl 69/70/75 - 08-27-2014 12:10 PM
(08-27-2014 12:08 PM)john01992 Wrote:(08-27-2014 12:06 PM)Owl 69/70/75 Wrote: What is truly amazing is what that list says about the left's perception of conservatives.I think it's truly amazing that one looks at this list as legitimately how libs view cons and overlooks the comedic satire that it actually is.
What an absurd bunch of crap.
I don't think it has any comedic value unless there is at least some perception that there is some reality to the comments. Otherwise, it's just a bunch of stupid crap.
RE: ... you might be a conservative - Redwingtom - 08-27-2014 12:11 PM
(08-27-2014 12:06 PM)Owl 69/70/75 Wrote: What is truly amazing is what that list says about the left's perception of conservatives.
What an absurd bunch of crap.
You forgot /sarcasm, right? Please!
RE: ... you might be a conservative - Owl 69/70/75 - 08-27-2014 12:12 PM
(08-27-2014 12:11 PM)Redwingtom Wrote:(08-27-2014 12:06 PM)Owl 69/70/75 Wrote: What is truly amazing is what that list says about the left's perception of conservatives.You forgot /sarcasm, right? Please!
What an absurd bunch of crap.
It's not even good sarcasm unless there is at least some element of truth.
RE: ... you might be a conservative - UofMemphis - 08-27-2014 12:13 PM
(08-27-2014 12:11 PM)Redwingtom Wrote:(08-27-2014 12:06 PM)Owl 69/70/75 Wrote: What is truly amazing is what that list says about the left's perception of conservatives.
What an absurd bunch of crap.
You forgot /sarcasm, right? Please!
He wouldn't know comedy if it walked up and introduced itself...far too serious.
RE: ... you might be a conservative - UofMstateU - 08-27-2014 12:14 PM
(08-27-2014 12:13 PM)UofMemphis Wrote:(08-27-2014 12:11 PM)Redwingtom Wrote:(08-27-2014 12:06 PM)Owl 69/70/75 Wrote: What is truly amazing is what that list says about the left's perception of conservatives.
What an absurd bunch of crap.
You forgot /sarcasm, right? Please!
He wouldn't know comedy if it walked up and introduced itself...far too serious.
I know you moon-bats have a hard time with comedy, so let me show you how it works:
"If you actually own a pair of work shoes, you might be a conservative."
Got it now?
RE: ... you might be a conservative - Redwingtom - 08-27-2014 12:15 PM
(08-27-2014 12:12 PM)Owl 69/70/75 Wrote:(08-27-2014 12:11 PM)Redwingtom Wrote:(08-27-2014 12:06 PM)Owl 69/70/75 Wrote: What is truly amazing is what that list says about the left's perception of conservatives.You forgot /sarcasm, right? Please!
What an absurd bunch of crap.
It's not even good sarcasm unless there is at least some element of truth.
I meant that YOU were being sarcastic dude...try to lighten up for once. Geez!
RE: ... you might be a conservative - Doctor Krieger - 08-27-2014 12:16 PM
(08-27-2014 12:12 PM)Owl 69/70/75 Wrote:(08-27-2014 12:11 PM)Redwingtom Wrote:(08-27-2014 12:06 PM)Owl 69/70/75 Wrote: What is truly amazing is what that list says about the left's perception of conservatives.You forgot /sarcasm, right? Please!
What an absurd bunch of crap.
It's not even good sarcasm unless there is at least some element of truth.
Bah Humbug...take your grouchy a/ss somewhere else.