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RE: A new Woloism
He referred to UAB in our last game as the team Memphis had beaten 13 in a row,
Man oh man...at that time it was 14 wins for Memphis over UAB in a row.
I mean- how could he miss that one. Sloppy sloppy sloppy.
Just to be clear, in case Dave reads this forum- it is now 15 wins for Memphis over UAB in a row. That is 15 straight wins in spite of the game being the biggest game on the schedule for UAB. Hear me Dave!!?? 15 consecutive spirit sapping for UAB wins.
That is 15.
Thanks to the OP for pointing our that Dave indeed makes some inconsequential mistakes (be my friend please- I mean all you guys like to tease Dave right- would have been a more accurate post)- such as thinking Memphis, at the time, had only ripped out UAB's relatively small fanbase's heart only 13 in a row instead of what was 14, and is now 15.
Kudos.
12-15-2013 04:30 PM
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RE: A new Woloism
(12-15-2013 04:06 PM) Pressed Rat Wrote: "He meant Davey Crocket. But used Crocket's first name with Jim Bowie's last name."
I doubt it, I think he probably meant David Bowie now that he is in his golden years.
As opposed to when he was a Young American.
I think we could do this for days!
12-15-2013 04:51 PM
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RE: A new Woloism
(12-15-2013 04:51 PM) hongkongtiger Wrote: (12-15-2013 04:06 PM) Pressed Rat Wrote: "He meant Davey Crocket. But used Crocket's first name with Jim Bowie's last name."
I doubt it, I think he probably meant David Bowie now that he is in his golden years.
As opposed to when he was a Young American.
I think we could do this for days!
And we would be Heroes.
12-15-2013 05:25 PM
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RE: A new Woloism
In Wolos world, the FT line is 12' from the basket.
12-15-2013 05:26 PM
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RE: A new Woloism
(12-15-2013 05:25 PM) TigerBill Wrote: (12-15-2013 04:51 PM) hongkongtiger Wrote: (12-15-2013 04:06 PM) Pressed Rat Wrote: "He meant Davey Crocket. But used Crocket's first name with Jim Bowie's last name."
I doubt it, I think he probably meant David Bowie now that he is in his golden years.
As opposed to when he was a Young American.
I think we could do this for days!
And we would be Heroes.
Obviously he's under pressure.
12-15-2013 05:30 PM
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RE: A new Woloism
(12-15-2013 11:55 AM) 3601 Wrote: The other day on the radio Wolo referenced David Bowie at the Alamo.
Ground control to Major Wolo.
12-15-2013 05:41 PM
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RE: A new Woloism
(12-15-2013 05:30 PM) Volh8r Wrote: (12-15-2013 05:25 PM) TigerBill Wrote: (12-15-2013 04:51 PM) hongkongtiger Wrote: (12-15-2013 04:06 PM) Pressed Rat Wrote: "He meant Davey Crocket. But used Crocket's first name with Jim Bowie's last name."
I doubt it, I think he probably meant David Bowie now that he is in his golden years.
As opposed to when he was a Young American.
I think we could do this for days!
And we would be Heroes.
Obviously he's under pressure.
Poor Jean Genie.
12-15-2013 06:33 PM
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RE: A new Woloism
(12-15-2013 11:07 AM) UofMstateU Wrote: (12-15-2013 11:02 AM) EvilLore Wrote: (12-15-2013 10:49 AM) TigerBill Wrote: In Wolo's world 80% IS perfection.
But the question is, does he shoot 80% from the 55-yard line?
And was he shooting the free throw left to right on your radio dial.
That was a Big Jack saying that Wolo copied
12-15-2013 06:38 PM
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RE: A new Woloism
(12-15-2013 02:12 PM) UofMTigers1 Wrote: (12-15-2013 01:59 PM) T1G3R Wrote: I HATE when he says "Little Joe"
Me too. Is Wolo even taller than Joe?
Wolo is about 5 foot 5 so he isn't taller than anyone.
12-15-2013 07:31 PM
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RE: A new Woloism
(12-15-2013 07:31 PM) 450bench Wrote: (12-15-2013 02:12 PM) UofMTigers1 Wrote: (12-15-2013 01:59 PM) T1G3R Wrote: I HATE when he says "Little Joe"
Me too. Is Wolo even taller than Joe?
Wolo is about 5 foot 5 so he isn't taller than anyone.
Well he is taller than the WWE's Hornswoggle.
12-15-2013 07:42 PM
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RE: A new Woloism
(12-15-2013 07:42 PM) Joe1 Wrote: (12-15-2013 07:31 PM) 450bench Wrote: (12-15-2013 02:12 PM) UofMTigers1 Wrote: (12-15-2013 01:59 PM) T1G3R Wrote: I HATE when he says "Little Joe"
Me too. Is Wolo even taller than Joe?
Wolo is about 5 foot 5 so he isn't taller than anyone.
Well he is taller than the WWE's Hornswoggle.
my 9 and 10 year old wanted me to post that!
12-15-2013 07:43 PM
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RE: A new Woloism
(12-15-2013 10:48 AM) Memphis Blazer Wrote: This one isn't a big deal, because I've heard others make similar statements. It just struck me as funny.
In the UALR game, I was listening to part of it, and Tigers foul a UALR player. Wolo said "and he is the wrong person to foul. He never misses. He shoots 80% from the free throw line!"
VIDEO
12-15-2013 10:01 PM
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RE: A new Woloism
dave woloshin is the most ill-prepared play by play guy in sports. He is simply terrible and I feel embarrassed for him sometimes when forced to listen.
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12-15-2013 10:09 PM
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RE: A new Woloism
(12-15-2013 06:33 PM) TigerBill Wrote: (12-15-2013 05:30 PM) Volh8r Wrote: (12-15-2013 05:25 PM) TigerBill Wrote: (12-15-2013 04:51 PM) hongkongtiger Wrote: (12-15-2013 04:06 PM) Pressed Rat Wrote: "He meant Davey Crocket. But used Crocket's first name with Jim Bowie's last name."
I doubt it, I think he probably meant David Bowie now that he is in his golden years.
As opposed to when he was a Young American.
I think we could do this for days!
And we would be Heroes.
Obviously he's under pressure.
Poor Jean Genie.
Never getting out of Sufferaget City
12-15-2013 10:25 PM
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RE: A new Woloism
(12-15-2013 05:26 PM) MemphisTigerPawr Wrote: In Wolos world, the FT line is 12' from the basket.
Of all Wolo's disgustingly embarrasing moments, when Cal asked him how far the free throw line is from the basket.....Wolo having no clue whatsoever, was the pinnacle. Wolo is a sad excuse for anything related to sports. Plus he's kind of arrogant.
12-15-2013 11:00 PM
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RE: A new Woloism
(12-15-2013 11:00 PM) MGR Wrote: (12-15-2013 05:26 PM) MemphisTigerPawr Wrote: In Wolos world, the FT line is 12' from the basket.
Of all Wolo's disgustingly embarrasing moments, when Cal asked him how far the free throw line is from the basket.....Wolo having no clue whatsoever, was the pinnacle. Wolo is a sad excuse for anything related to sports. Plus he's kind of arrogant.
Couldn't agree more.
12-15-2013 11:48 PM
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RE: A new Woloism
(12-15-2013 10:25 PM) hongkongtiger Wrote: (12-15-2013 06:33 PM) TigerBill Wrote: (12-15-2013 05:30 PM) Volh8r Wrote: (12-15-2013 05:25 PM) TigerBill Wrote: (12-15-2013 04:51 PM) hongkongtiger Wrote: As opposed to when he was a Young American.
I think we could do this for days!
And we would be Heroes.
Obviously he's under pressure.
Poor Jean Genie.
Never getting out of Sufferaget City
Hey Man, ah, leave me alone.
12-16-2013 12:36 AM
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RE: A new Woloism
Arrogant you say? Did Wolo suck up into his mind?
12-16-2013 12:41 AM
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RE: A new Woloism
(12-16-2013 12:36 AM) TigerBill Wrote: (12-15-2013 10:25 PM) hongkongtiger Wrote: (12-15-2013 06:33 PM) TigerBill Wrote: (12-15-2013 05:30 PM) Volh8r Wrote: (12-15-2013 05:25 PM) TigerBill Wrote: And we would be Heroes.
Obviously he's under pressure.
Poor Jean Genie.
Never getting out of Sufferaget City
Hey Man, ah, leave me alone.
He followed me home, mum.... can I keep him?
12-16-2013 01:29 AM