(04-22-2013 04:30 PM)FlamingSword Wrote:  

(04-22-2013 04:15 PM)ark30inf Wrote:  

(04-22-2013 04:06 PM)FlamingSword Wrote:  Read the NCAA criteria for starting a new FBS conference, they explain everything real good.

The burden of proof lies on you to prove all of us wrong. You can start by explaining how you meet the 5 FBS home game requirement.

No, the burden of proof lies with you to prove that you are not a complete TOOL.

:chairshot:

Didn't think so.

(04-22-2013 05:09 PM)ark30inf Wrote:  

(04-22-2013 04:30 PM)FlamingSword Wrote:  

(04-22-2013 04:15 PM)ark30inf Wrote:  

(04-22-2013 04:06 PM)FlamingSword Wrote:  Read the NCAA criteria for starting a new FBS conference, they explain everything real good.

The burden of proof lies on you to prove all of us wrong. You can start by explaining how you meet the 5 FBS home game requirement.

No, the burden of proof lies with you to prove that you are not a complete TOOL.

Didn't think so.

Seems to me that the burden of proving his idea would be feasible is all on the Flaming PoohPoohHead Sword (see what I did there?).

Otherwise what's to stop me from telling you that Angelo State (smaller DII in the west Texas city of San Angelo) is ahead of Liberty for a Sun Belt invitation? Don't ask for a link because it is your job to prove that it is possible, not mine. Either that or you are a complete TOOL. (see what I did there too?)

(04-22-2013 04:35 PM)MTPiKapp Wrote:  

(04-22-2013 04:30 PM)FlamingSword Wrote:  

(04-22-2013 04:15 PM)ark30inf Wrote:  

(04-22-2013 04:06 PM)FlamingSword Wrote:  Read the NCAA criteria for starting a new FBS conference, they explain everything real good.

The burden of proof lies on you to prove all of us wrong. You can start by explaining how you meet the 5 FBS home game requirement.

No, the burden of proof lies with you to prove that you are not a complete TOOL.

Says the guest who's been around for less than a month to the member who has been here for nearly six years and is actually a fan of a member of this conference.

Man of your word. Man of your word. Man of your word.

You know the best and most satisfying way to get Jehovah's witnesses to go away when they knock on your door? Stand there in your doorway slack jawed staring at them and not responding in any way to anything they say. Just staring. Dont close the door, if you do that will raise their feelings of martyrdom. Don't tell them you agree because then they talk to you more. You see if you say anything at all either for or against then they have something to try to convince you of or some reason to keep tilting at windmills. Just stare until they walk away.

Seriously, why is anyone at all still responding to these home schoolers from Liberty with anything other than comedic retorts? There is no way to 'win' except by not succumbing to exactly the thing they want, attention.

(04-22-2013 05:36 PM)fencereagle Wrote:  Seriously, why is anyone at all still responding to these home schoolers from Liberty with anything other than comedic retorts? There is no way to 'win' except by not succumbing to exactly the thing they want, attention.

This is what I have been saying about trolls of all types since the invention of the printing press. Everyone whines about how annoying trolls are. If we ignore them, they will disappear.

With door to door, in addition to slackjaw, I'd suggest letting a little drool wander out the side of your mouth as well. Like this:

(04-22-2013 05:36 PM)fencereagle Wrote:  

(04-22-2013 04:35 PM)MTPiKapp Wrote:  

(04-22-2013 04:30 PM)FlamingSword Wrote:  

(04-22-2013 04:15 PM)ark30inf Wrote:  

(04-22-2013 04:06 PM)FlamingSword Wrote:  Read the NCAA criteria for starting a new FBS conference, they explain everything real good.

The burden of proof lies on you to prove all of us wrong. You can start by explaining how you meet the 5 FBS home game requirement.

No, the burden of proof lies with you to prove that you are not a complete TOOL.

Says the guest who's been around for less than a month to the member who has been here for nearly six years and is actually a fan of a member of this conference.

Man of your word. Man of your word. Man of your word.

You know the best and most satisfying way to get Jehovah's witnesses to go away when they knock on your door? Stand there in your doorway slack jawed staring at them and not responding in any way to anything they say. Just staring. Dont close the door, if you do that will raise their feelings of martyrdom. Don't tell them you agree because then they talk to you more. You see if you say anything at all either for or against then they have something to try to convince you of or some reason to keep tilting at windmills. Just stare until they walk away.

Seriously, why is anyone at all still responding to these home schoolers from Liberty with anything other than comedic retorts? There is no way to 'win' except by not succumbing to exactly the thing they want, attention.

I do this with telemarketers who refuse to listen to "don't call again please" and call again.

I let them go through their whole spiel and then say "huh?". Their script requires them to repeat the whole thing. I let them go through it again and then say "I don't understand". Their script requires them to try to ascertain what you don't understand. I tell them "that part you said in the middle". I keep this sort of thing up until they hang up.

I try to keep their script going as long as possible. Sort of a game.

They usually do a good job taking me off their list at that point.

(04-22-2013 06:03 PM)ark30inf Wrote:  

(04-22-2013 05:36 PM)fencereagle Wrote:  

(04-22-2013 04:35 PM)MTPiKapp Wrote:  

(04-22-2013 04:30 PM)FlamingSword Wrote:  

(04-22-2013 04:15 PM)ark30inf Wrote:  The burden of proof lies on you to prove all of us wrong. You can start by explaining how you meet the 5 FBS home game requirement.

No, the burden of proof lies with you to prove that you are not a complete TOOL.

Says the guest who's been around for less than a month to the member who has been here for nearly six years and is actually a fan of a member of this conference.

Man of your word. Man of your word. Man of your word.

You know the best and most satisfying way to get Jehovah's witnesses to go away when they knock on your door? Stand there in your doorway slack jawed staring at them and not responding in any way to anything they say. Just staring. Dont close the door, if you do that will raise their feelings of martyrdom. Don't tell them you agree because then they talk to you more. You see if you say anything at all either for or against then they have something to try to convince you of or some reason to keep tilting at windmills. Just stare until they walk away.

Seriously, why is anyone at all still responding to these home schoolers from Liberty with anything other than comedic retorts? There is no way to 'win' except by not succumbing to exactly the thing they want, attention.

I do this with telemarketers who refuse to listen to "don't call again please" and call again.

I let them go through their whole spiel and then say "huh?". Their script requires them to repeat the whole thing. I let them go through it again and then say "I don't understand". Their script requires them to try to ascertain what you don't understand. I tell them "that part you said in the middle". I keep this sort of thing up until they hang up.

I try to keep their script going as long as possible. Sort of a game.

They usually do a good job taking me off their list at that point.

huh

(04-22-2013 06:52 PM)GoApps70 Wrote:  

(04-22-2013 06:03 PM)ark30inf Wrote:  

(04-22-2013 05:36 PM)fencereagle Wrote:  

(04-22-2013 04:35 PM)MTPiKapp Wrote:  

(04-22-2013 04:30 PM)FlamingSword Wrote:  No, the burden of proof lies with you to prove that you are not a complete TOOL.

Says the guest who's been around for less than a month to the member who has been here for nearly six years and is actually a fan of a member of this conference.

Man of your word. Man of your word. Man of your word.

You know the best and most satisfying way to get Jehovah's witnesses to go away when they knock on your door? Stand there in your doorway slack jawed staring at them and not responding in any way to anything they say. Just staring. Dont close the door, if you do that will raise their feelings of martyrdom. Don't tell them you agree because then they talk to you more. You see if you say anything at all either for or against then they have something to try to convince you of or some reason to keep tilting at windmills. Just stare until they walk away.

Seriously, why is anyone at all still responding to these home schoolers from Liberty with anything other than comedic retorts? There is no way to 'win' except by not succumbing to exactly the thing they want, attention.

I do this with telemarketers who refuse to listen to "don't call again please" and call again.

I let them go through their whole spiel and then say "huh?". Their script requires them to repeat the whole thing. I let them go through it again and then say "I don't understand". Their script requires them to try to ascertain what you don't understand. I tell them "that part you said in the middle". I keep this sort of thing up until they hang up.

I try to keep their script going as long as possible. Sort of a game.

They usually do a good job taking me off their list at that point.

huh

I do this with telemarketers who refuse to listen to "don't call again please" and call again.

I let them go through their whole spiel and then say "huh?". Their script requires them to repeat the whole thing. I let them go through it again and then say "I don't understand". Their script requires them to try to ascertain what you don't understand. I tell them "that part you said in the middle". I keep this sort of thing up until they hang up.

I try to keep their script going as long as possible. Sort of a game.

They usually do a good job taking me off their list at that point.

Good comeback. Was just trying it out.

(04-22-2013 07:01 PM)ark30inf Wrote:  

(04-22-2013 06:52 PM)GoApps70 Wrote:  

(04-22-2013 06:03 PM)ark30inf Wrote:  

(04-22-2013 05:36 PM)fencereagle Wrote:  

(04-22-2013 04:35 PM)MTPiKapp Wrote:  Says the guest who's been around for less than a month to the member who has been here for nearly six years and is actually a fan of a member of this conference.

Man of your word. Man of your word. Man of your word.

You know the best and most satisfying way to get Jehovah's witnesses to go away when they knock on your door? Stand there in your doorway slack jawed staring at them and not responding in any way to anything they say. Just staring. Dont close the door, if you do that will raise their feelings of martyrdom. Don't tell them you agree because then they talk to you more. You see if you say anything at all either for or against then they have something to try to convince you of or some reason to keep tilting at windmills. Just stare until they walk away.

Seriously, why is anyone at all still responding to these home schoolers from Liberty with anything other than comedic retorts? There is no way to 'win' except by not succumbing to exactly the thing they want, attention.

I do this with telemarketers who refuse to listen to "don't call again please" and call again.

I let them go through their whole spiel and then say "huh?". Their script requires them to repeat the whole thing. I let them go through it again and then say "I don't understand". Their script requires them to try to ascertain what you don't understand. I tell them "that part you said in the middle". I keep this sort of thing up until they hang up.

I try to keep their script going as long as possible. Sort of a game.

They usually do a good job taking me off their list at that point.

huh

I do this with telemarketers who refuse to listen to "don't call again please" and call again.

I let them go through their whole spiel and then say "huh?". Their script requires them to repeat the whole thing. I let them go through it again and then say "I don't understand". Their script requires them to try to ascertain what you don't understand. I tell them "that part you said in the middle". I keep this sort of thing up until they hang up.

I try to keep their script going as long as possible. Sort of a game.

They usually do a good job taking me off their list at that point.

I don't understand.

(04-22-2013 07:23 PM)MTPiKapp Wrote:  

(04-22-2013 07:01 PM)ark30inf Wrote:  

(04-22-2013 06:52 PM)GoApps70 Wrote:  

(04-22-2013 06:03 PM)ark30inf Wrote:  

(04-22-2013 05:36 PM)fencereagle Wrote:  You know the best and most satisfying way to get Jehovah's witnesses to go away when they knock on your door? Stand there in your doorway slack jawed staring at them and not responding in any way to anything they say. Just staring. Dont close the door, if you do that will raise their feelings of martyrdom. Don't tell them you agree because then they talk to you more. You see if you say anything at all either for or against then they have something to try to convince you of or some reason to keep tilting at windmills. Just stare until they walk away.

Seriously, why is anyone at all still responding to these home schoolers from Liberty with anything other than comedic retorts? There is no way to 'win' except by not succumbing to exactly the thing they want, attention.

I do this with telemarketers who refuse to listen to "don't call again please" and call again.

I let them go through their whole spiel and then say "huh?". Their script requires them to repeat the whole thing. I let them go through it again and then say "I don't understand". Their script requires them to try to ascertain what you don't understand. I tell them "that part you said in the middle". I keep this sort of thing up until they hang up.

I try to keep their script going as long as possible. Sort of a game.

They usually do a good job taking me off their list at that point.

huh

I do this with telemarketers who refuse to listen to "don't call again please" and call again.

I let them go through their whole spiel and then say "huh?". Their script requires them to repeat the whole thing. I let them go through it again and then say "I don't understand". Their script requires them to try to ascertain what you don't understand. I tell them "that part you said in the middle". I keep this sort of thing up until they hang up.

I try to keep their script going as long as possible. Sort of a game.

They usually do a good job taking me off their list at that point.

I don't understand.

I'll explain it in PM as many times as you need if you want.

It was that part you said in the middle.

(04-22-2013 07:01 PM)ark30inf Wrote:  

(04-22-2013 06:52 PM)GoApps70 Wrote:  

(04-22-2013 06:03 PM)ark30inf Wrote:  

(04-22-2013 05:36 PM)fencereagle Wrote:  

(04-22-2013 04:35 PM)MTPiKapp Wrote:  Says the guest who's been around for less than a month to the member who has been here for nearly six years and is actually a fan of a member of this conference.

Man of your word. Man of your word. Man of your word.

You know the best and most satisfying way to get Jehovah's witnesses to go away when they knock on your door? Stand there in your doorway slack jawed staring at them and not responding in any way to anything they say. Just staring. Dont close the door, if you do that will raise their feelings of martyrdom. Don't tell them you agree because then they talk to you more. You see if you say anything at all either for or against then they have something to try to convince you of or some reason to keep tilting at windmills. Just stare until they walk away.

Seriously, why is anyone at all still responding to these home schoolers from Liberty with anything other than comedic retorts? There is no way to 'win' except by not succumbing to exactly the thing they want, attention.

I do this with telemarketers who refuse to listen to "don't call again please" and call again.

I let them go through their whole spiel and then say "huh?". Their script requires them to repeat the whole thing. I let them go through it again and then say "I don't understand". Their script requires them to try to ascertain what you don't understand. I tell them "that part you said in the middle". I keep this sort of thing up until they hang up.

I try to keep their script going as long as possible. Sort of a game.

They usually do a good job taking me off their list at that point.

huh

I do this with telemarketers who refuse to listen to "don't call again please" and call again.

I let them go through their whole spiel and then say "huh?". Their script requires them to repeat the whole thing. I let them go through it again and then say "I don't understand". Their script requires them to try to ascertain what you don't understand. I tell them "that part you said in the middle". I keep this sort of thing up until they hang up.

I try to keep their script going as long as possible. Sort of a game.

They usually do a good job taking me off their list at that point.

Another good one after they've given their spilled and asked if that interests you is to say "no, but if you stay on the line, I have an offer for you!"

Counter-Telemarketing

Lot of times I ask them for their home numbers, sometimes they actucally give them to you, and right before I hang up
I tell them I will call them at 3AM, and hang up.

GoApps70 reminds me of this right field heckler ....

(04-22-2013 07:31 PM)GoApps70 Wrote:  Lot of times I ask them for their home numbers, sometimes they actucally give them to you, and right before I hang up
I tell them I will call them at 3AM, and hang up.

What's YOUR home number?

(04-22-2013 07:25 PM)TroyFootball05 Wrote:  Another good one after they've given their spilled and asked if that interests you is to say "no, but if you stay on the line, I have an offer for you!"

Counter-Telemarketing

The best possible way to get back at telemarketers is to let them do their whole spiel, sound really interested, and when they try to close the deal, tell them you'd like to share with them the third gospel of Christ. Then go into the book of Mormon and see how long you can keep them on the line.

Or just offer them a degree from Liberty online.

(04-22-2013 08:17 PM)TheRevSWT Wrote:  

(04-22-2013 07:25 PM)TroyFootball05 Wrote:  Another good one after they've given their spilled and asked if that interests you is to say "no, but if you stay on the line, I have an offer for you!"

Counter-Telemarketing

The best possible way to get back at telemarketers is to let them do their whole spiel, sound really interested, and when they try to close the deal, tell them you'd like to share with them the third gospel of Christ. Then go into the book of Mormon and see how long you can keep them on the line.

Hmmm, now I'm hoping one calls.

(04-22-2013 07:25 PM)GoApps70 Wrote:  It was that part you said in the middle.

Huh? I don't understand

(04-22-2013 08:22 PM)ark30inf Wrote:  

(04-22-2013 08:17 PM)TheRevSWT Wrote:  

(04-22-2013 07:25 PM)TroyFootball05 Wrote:  Another good one after they've given their spilled and asked if that interests you is to say "no, but if you stay on the line, I have an offer for you!"

Counter-Telemarketing

The best possible way to get back at telemarketers is to let them do their whole spiel, sound really interested, and when they try to close the deal, tell them you'd like to share with them the third gospel of Christ. Then go into the book of Mormon and see how long you can keep them on the line.

Hmmm, now I'm hoping one calls.

ask what they are wearing. then tell them you are wearing nothing and you have shaved off all you body hair. then ask if they have ever covered an entire human body with olive oil. if they have not hung up by that point ask them for a date.

(04-22-2013 08:35 PM)bladhmadh Wrote:  

(04-22-2013 08:22 PM)ark30inf Wrote:  

(04-22-2013 08:17 PM)TheRevSWT Wrote:  

(04-22-2013 07:25 PM)TroyFootball05 Wrote:  Another good one after they've given their spilled and asked if that interests you is to say "no, but if you stay on the line, I have an offer for you!"

Counter-Telemarketing

The best possible way to get back at telemarketers is to let them do their whole spiel, sound really interested, and when they try to close the deal, tell them you'd like to share with them the third gospel of Christ. Then go into the book of Mormon and see how long you can keep them on the line.

Hmmm, now I'm hoping one calls.

ask what they are wearing. then tell them you are wearing nothing and you have shaved off all you body hair. then ask if they have ever covered an entire human body with olive oil. if they have not hung up by that point ask them for a date.

I prefer peanut butter, but hey... I'm in no position to judge. I've got peanut butter all over me.