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jamammy Offline
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Testing, testing, is this thing on?
So, a guy walks into a bar and ...
10-18-2010 09:40 PM
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RE: Testing, testing, is this thing on?
refuses to speak to the loudest blowhard in the joint, we'll call him "Dan"...
10-18-2010 09:42 PM
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RE: Testing, testing, is this thing on?
(10-18-2010 09:40 PM)jamammy Wrote:  So, a guy walks into a bar and ...
says you're an attention wh#re.
10-18-2010 09:43 PM
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RE: Testing, testing, is this thing on?
orders a drink.
10-18-2010 09:43 PM
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RE: Testing, testing, is this thing on?
(10-18-2010 09:43 PM)boyce Wrote:  
(10-18-2010 09:40 PM)jamammy Wrote:  So, a guy walks into a bar and ...
says you're an attention wh#re.

Ding ding ding....

We have a winner.
10-18-2010 09:44 PM
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RE: Testing, testing, is this thing on?
(10-18-2010 09:43 PM)georgiatiger Wrote:  orders a drink.


And sits down next to the big chick in the corner ...
10-18-2010 09:49 PM
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RE: Testing, testing, is this thing on?
(10-18-2010 09:40 PM)jamammy Wrote:  So, a guy walks into a bar and ...

said "OUCH! I'll never walk into a bar again. Next time I'll walk around it."
10-18-2010 09:54 PM
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(10-18-2010 09:49 PM)jamammy Wrote:  
(10-18-2010 09:43 PM)georgiatiger Wrote:  orders a drink.


And sits down next to the big chick in the corner ...

and asks "Would you like to dance?".
10-18-2010 09:59 PM
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(10-18-2010 09:59 PM)georgiatiger Wrote:  
(10-18-2010 09:49 PM)jamammy Wrote:  
(10-18-2010 09:43 PM)georgiatiger Wrote:  orders a drink.


And sits down next to the big chick in the corner ...

and asks "Would you like to dance?".

She replies ...

10-18-2010 10:20 PM
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and the guy says "you just blew me away".
10-18-2010 10:23 PM
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(10-18-2010 09:49 PM)jamammy Wrote:  
(10-18-2010 09:43 PM)georgiatiger Wrote:  orders a drink.


And sits down next to the big chick in the corner ...

but realizes it's 11:37, which means it's too early to talk to the big chick.
10-18-2010 11:03 PM
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RE: Testing, testing, is this thing on?
It's never, ever too early to talk to the big chick. Never. Listen and learn, homie, listen and learn.
10-18-2010 11:15 PM
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10-19-2010 09:42 AM
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