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So, a guy walks into a bar and ...

refuses to speak to the loudest blowhard in the joint, we'll call him "Dan"...

(10-18-2010 09:40 PM)jamammy Wrote: [ -> ]So, a guy walks into a bar and ...

says you're an attention wh#re.

orders a drink.

(10-18-2010 09:43 PM)boyce Wrote: [ -> ]

(10-18-2010 09:40 PM)jamammy Wrote: [ -> ]So, a guy walks into a bar and ...

says you're an attention wh#re.

Ding ding ding....

We have a winner.

(10-18-2010 09:43 PM)georgiatiger Wrote: [ -> ]orders a drink.

And sits down next to the big chick in the corner ...

(10-18-2010 09:40 PM)jamammy Wrote: [ -> ]So, a guy walks into a bar and ...

said "OUCH! I'll never walk into a bar again. Next time I'll walk around it."

(10-18-2010 09:49 PM)jamammy Wrote: [ -> ]

(10-18-2010 09:43 PM)georgiatiger Wrote: [ -> ]orders a drink.

And sits down next to the big chick in the corner ...

and asks "Would you like to dance?".

(10-18-2010 09:59 PM)georgiatiger Wrote: [ -> ]

(10-18-2010 09:49 PM)jamammy Wrote: [ -> ]

(10-18-2010 09:43 PM)georgiatiger Wrote: [ -> ]orders a drink.

And sits down next to the big chick in the corner ...

and asks "Would you like to dance?".

She replies ...

and the guy says "you just blew me away".

(10-18-2010 09:49 PM)jamammy Wrote: [ -> ]

(10-18-2010 09:43 PM)georgiatiger Wrote: [ -> ]orders a drink.

And sits down next to the big chick in the corner ...

but realizes it's 11:37, which means it's too early to talk to the big chick.

It's never, ever too early to talk to the big chick. Never. Listen and learn, homie, listen and learn.