Chuck Norris does not play the lottery. It doesn't have nearly enough balls.

Oh yeah!

It is better to give than to receive. This is especially true of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.

"Brokeback Mountain" is not just a movie. It's also what Chuck Norris calls the pile of dead ninjas in his front yard.

Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.

Chuck Norris uses a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris got his drivers license at the age of 16. Seconds.

Coroners refer to dead people as "ABC's". Already Been Chucked.

The phrase 'break a leg' was originally coined by Chuck Norris's co-stars in Walker, Texas Ranger as a good luck charm, indicating that a broken leg might be the worst extent of their injuries. This never proved to be the case.

If you rearrange the letters in "Chuck Norris", they also spell "Crush Rock In". The words "with his fists" are understood.

The square root of Chuck Norris is pain. Do not try to square Chuck Norris, the result is death.

This is worst case of gratuitous PPPP I've seen on NCAAbbs in a LONG time. Well done!

georgia_tech_swagger Wrote:This is worst case of gratuitous PPPP I've seen on NCAAbbs in a LONG time. Well done!

Now if you'll please allow me to moderate this particular board we'll see a much larger increase in traffic flow.

Or else...

Well Done! Congratulations on what will surely become the longest thread in message board history.