I stand corrected. I forgot that Illinois has Naperville.
On second thought, that confirms even more that this is the worst state in the land!!
There are 4 things that are keeping me in Illinois: family, job, friends, and the Huskies. But...I gotta tell ya, once I retire and my elder family members go to their eternal resting place, I'm outta here, baby!!
Things I do not like about Illinois:
1) The weather sucks.
2) The geography is ugly.
3) Lack of fun destinations/things to do.
4) Naperville (and all that it stands for).
5) The Cubs.
6) Corrupt state and local politicians.
7) Very few attractions and vacation destinations outside of Chicago (and DeKalb). (How much can/should you promote Galena?)
8) Did I mention Naperville??
However, as bad as Illinois is, the state of Ohio may be even worse now that I think about it. Why else would there be a sign above all the toilets in my trailer park that says, "Flush twice. It's a long way to Toledo!"