calling_the_hogs
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Just a quick note... if Dave's Mega Mall files Chapter 11, may we all hope and pray that we never see Playboy's "Women of Dave's Mega Mall".
If that happens, God help us all
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calling_the_hogs
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I am also founding a new political party. The party is called FFADD. Football Fans Against Drunk Dave.
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New Dave's Mega Mall slogan:
IN THE NAMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE OF LOVE.... IN THE NAMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE ... WHAT MOREEEEEEEEEEE... IN THE NAME OF LOVEEEEEEEEE
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georgia_tech_swagger
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</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by calling_the_hogs:
Sign me up... I'll join FFADD.
This just in.. Dave hires chief_illiniwek to be the new fashion designer for "Davey" his new fashion line for his online Mega Mall. <img border="0" alt="[laugh]" title="" src="graemlins/laughing.gif" />
WPS</font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Fashion line to feature:
- Leather
- Ball gags
- Chains
- Whips
- YMCA Singer outfits
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georgia_tech_swagger
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Sign me up... I'll join FFADD.
This just in.. Dave hires chief_illiniwek to be the new fashion designer for "Davey" his new fashion line for his online Mega Mall. <img border="0" alt="[laugh]" title="" src="graemlins/laughing.gif" />
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07-21-2002 10:03 PM |
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calling_the_hogs
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I hear also on the fashion label...
Feather boas
Shirts made out of beer labels
Buffalo skin wraps
Moccasins
and deerskin underwear
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07-21-2002 10:06 PM |
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The official mascot of the mega mall is a 50 ft inflatable figure of Boy George.
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07-21-2002 10:07 PM |
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georgia_tech_swagger
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Dave's Mega Mall official spokeswoman:
Richard Simmons
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07-21-2002 10:08 PM |
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calling_the_hogs
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Richard Simmons....prolly jumped on once he heard chief_illiniwek was Dave's fashion guy.
Bet Boy George did the same thing.
You guys agree? Sounds reasonable to me, lol.
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Also, as Dave's P.O., I will provide the finest transportation available. A Ford Crown Victoria with blue lights on the top and Columbus Police Department on the side. He will have his own backseat.
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georgia_tech_swagger
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For the Dave's Mega Mall staff:
a pink and purple VW Beetle
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07-21-2002 10:12 PM |
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</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by georgia_tech_swagger:
For the Dave's Mega Mall staff:
a pink and purple VW Beetle</font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">With a giant rainbow car flag <img border="0" alt="[laugh]" title="" src="graemlins/laughing.gif" /> <img border="0" alt="[laugh]" title="" src="graemlins/laughing.gif" />
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07-21-2002 10:12 PM |
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georgia_tech_swagger
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<img border="0" alt="[laugh]" title="" src="graemlins/laughing.gif" /> <img border="0" alt="[laugh]" title="" src="graemlins/laughing.gif" /> <img border="0" alt="[laugh]" title="" src="graemlins/laughing.gif" /> <img border="0" alt="[laugh]" title="" src="graemlins/laughing.gif" /> <img border="0" alt="[laugh]" title="" src="graemlins/laughing.gif" />
Is Subway going to help pay you for this?
Dave gets his own backseat..hell, he might as well sleep there!
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07-21-2002 10:12 PM |
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georgia_tech_swagger
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Charges brought against Dave's Mega Mall for criminal sexual misconduct and abduction with Jared Fogle.
Details at 11.
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07-21-2002 10:13 PM |
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calling_the_hogs
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Someone needs to protect Jared!
The Dave Empire could destroy that guy.
Not only that, but hell, anyone needs protection from chief, Boy George, and Richard Simmons <img border="0" alt="[Puke]" title="" src="graemlins/puke.gif" />
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07-21-2002 10:14 PM |
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georgia_tech_swagger
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</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by calling_the_hogs:
Someone needs to protect Jared!
The Dave Empire could destroy that guy.
Not only that, but hell, anyone needs protection from chief, Boy George, and Richard Simmons <img border="0" alt="[Puke]" title="" src="graemlins/puke.gif" />
WPS</font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Do they make a-n-a-l chastity belts for men?
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Dave just called me and said he was getting a new cheering squad ready for the upcomming football season. They're called the chain gang. Subway's around the world, be aware. Lock all your doors.
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07-21-2002 10:16 PM |
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calling_the_hogs
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no clue, but they need em.
Either that or give them the rock_bama blow up doll set. Do SOMETHING at least to contain them.
<img border="0" alt="[laugh]" title="" src="graemlins/laughing.gif" /> <img border="0" alt="[laugh]" title="" src="graemlins/laughing.gif" />
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georgia_tech_swagger
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DON'T YOU KNOW..
that's the sound of the men...
working on the chain...
GANGGGGGGGGGGG
(Note: Probation icon)
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07-21-2002 10:18 PM |
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calling_the_hogs
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Maybe that's what Dave's Mega Mall needs
A joint venture with rock_bama enterprises.
Interesting concept.
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