Just in time for Father's Day:

A farmer had three daughters, none of whom had ever been on a date. By some coincidence, all three had their first dates on the same night. Well, the farmer was a little concerned about his precious girls, so he got his shotgun out to make sure the young men knew who was the boss.

The farmer was sitting in the living room when the door bell rang. He got up with his gun and opened the door.

"Who are you?" he asked.

"My name's Joe, I'm here for Flo. We're goin' to the show. Is she ready to go?" the young man said.

The farmer chuckled to himself. "You all have fun", he said.

A little while later the door bell rang again, and the farmer went to answer it, gun in hand.

"Who are you?", he said.

My name's Freddy. I'm here for Betty. We're goin' to eat spaghetti. Is she ready?", the lad said.

The farmer again chuckled to himself and 'said "I guess courting is new."

The bell rang again, and once he he went to answer it, with his trusty gun.

"Who are you?"

"My name's Chuck......


BAM!!! the farmer shot him!