(10-12-2024 12:09 AM)GoodOwl Wrote:  

don't quit yur gday jobs...

OMG, you just reminded me of a joke I used hear

What are the two favorite NFL teams for Soy Boys?

Packers & Browns

(10-12-2024 10:10 AM)shere khan Wrote:  

Lololololol. Yep.

(10-12-2024 10:13 AM)BlueDragon Wrote:  

(10-11-2024 11:17 AM)The Sicatoka Wrote:  

(10-11-2024 11:06 AM)BartlettTigerFan Wrote:  What is "I eat carburetors for lunch" even supposed to mean?

Other than small engine (which is being replaced by battery-electric), what even comes with a carburetor these days? Cars/trucks are all EFI.

He seems the guy I'd send to change the spark plugs on a Duramax. IYKYK.


PS - I'd have him check the tensioning on the muffler belt and the blinker fluid levels. Oh, its' October. I'd have him swap out to winter air in the tires too.

lol

We used to have the newbies at work call the parts houses for plugs on a diesel engine.

You’d be surprised how many they’d call before either A figuring it out or B the parts guy telling them.

We ARFF guys played that trick on the EPFD guys when they took over airport firefighting duties.
We would ask them what type of aircraft a CGU11, or a B1RD were. What was funny was that they actually thought it was a real aircraft and tried to explain it to us.

In the AF we would tell one stripers to get us 100 ft. of Flightline or 5 gallons of Prop Wash.

(10-12-2024 12:37 PM)olliebaba Wrote:  

(10-12-2024 10:13 AM)BlueDragon Wrote:  

(10-11-2024 11:17 AM)The Sicatoka Wrote:  

(10-11-2024 11:06 AM)BartlettTigerFan Wrote:  What is "I eat carburetors for lunch" even supposed to mean?

Other than small engine (which is being replaced by battery-electric), what even comes with a carburetor these days? Cars/trucks are all EFI.

He seems the guy I'd send to change the spark plugs on a Duramax. IYKYK.


PS - I'd have him check the tensioning on the muffler belt and the blinker fluid levels. Oh, its' October. I'd have him swap out to winter air in the tires too.

lol

We used to have the newbies at work call the parts houses for plugs on a diesel engine.

You’d be surprised how many they’d call before either A figuring it out or B the parts guy telling them.

We ARFF guys played that trick on the EPFD guys when they took over airport firefighting duties.
We would ask them what type of aircraft a CGU11, or a B1RD were. What was funny was that they actually thought it was a real aircraft and tried to explain it to us.

In the AF we would tell one stripers to get us 100 ft. of Flightline or 5 gallons of Prop Wash.

Its an ID-10-T error

(10-12-2024 08:01 AM)TigerBlue4Ever Wrote:  LOL, I brought home a quart of blinker fluid and told my g/f she needed to top off hers off. She gave me the side eye like wtf are you talking about. When I showed her the bottle and said look, it says it right here, she said oh, where do you check the levels? I don't think I need any because my blinkers work fine.

I love sneaking up on her and scaring her. I may wake up dead some morning. We were looking for an air hose attachment last Saturday and I reached way up under a table in my storage room, she was standing beside me as I knelt down. When I reached my arm under the table I screamed as loud as I could and threw myself under the table. She screamed, jumped about 10 feet and took off running into the house. Never a dull moment.

ah...true love....

Artist: The Marching Girls
EP: Marching Grils 1 ep
Songs: "True Love" "First In Line"
1979 Propeller Records

(10-13-2024 12:39 PM)BartlettTigerFan Wrote:  

Bwhahahaha "I'm a nobody woke wannabe actor"

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Lol

The last line is worth the watch.

(10-14-2024 09:01 PM)TripleA Wrote:  The last line is worth the watch.

Absolutely

(10-14-2024 08:25 PM)maximus Wrote:  

(10-13-2024 12:39 PM)BartlettTigerFan Wrote:  

Bwhahahaha "I'm a nobody woke wannabe actor"

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Damn! I thought for sure that was Tanqi Bois, Tommie Bois, Khrushchev and Horse’s Ass.