(sung to the Beverly hillbillies theme)

Listen to my story bout a man named Fran
left Tuscaloosa and the million dollar band.
packed up his Wranglers and his shiny Justin boots.
didn't tell his players or the eleven new recruits.
(shallow that is, Crimson pride, Dennis lied)

Well the next thing you know OLE Fran's a millionaire
poor ole Mal's left loosin' all his hair.
left Tuscaloosa on a sunny winters day.
left the administration to deal with the NCAA
(investigation that is, Albert Means, SUV liens)

Oh things are looking murky on that ole recruiting train.
Five star athletes probably headin' to the plains.
Finebaum telling stories bout a coach that left em dry.
grabbed his wife and luggage and didn't say goodbye.
(cruel that is, left a mess, headed west)

YA'LL COME BACK NOW, YA HEAR !!!!!!!





WR