This is a revision of the 1972 Clint Holmes song “Playground in my Mind”.
Since my VP is a clown and the press corps beats me down
I take my meds and soon I find I’m in a White House in my mind
Where the young girls laugh and the young girls play
And I sniff their hair all day
My name is Hunter, I lost my laptop, I can’t defend it – the Big Guy is screwed
I’m gonna snort me all kinds of cocaine, that’s what I’m gonna do
In the sickness that I find in the White House in my mind
It’s a world that just can’t be; close your mind and obey me
Where the young girls laugh and the young girls play
And I sniff their hair all day
My name is Ashley; when Daddy is home I always write a journal or two
Then Doctor Jill will call in the white coats, that’s what we’re gonna do
Living in a world that I think is fine
Happy little pre-teens
In the White House in my mind
See the little pre-teens
They love to play in the White House in my mind
La La La
