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How to kill your family with fireworks
I'm not sure who thought it was a good idea to place a baby 15 feet away from where they were being lit, but notice mammas reaction time in the low microseconds.

07-06-2022 02:49 PM
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Honestly---that first premature explosion probably kept it from being worse. Everyone got up, became alert, and re positioned for a quick exit. That allowed them all to be "out of there" the moment the main fireworks stash went off.
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Dumbf*cks shouldn't blast fireworks. I'd love to find out where this happened. Couldn't find a single news report, other than those featuring this vid.
07-06-2022 09:24 PM
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(07-06-2022 09:24 PM)ClairtonPanther Wrote:  Dumbf*cks shouldn't blast fireworks. I'd love to find out where this happened. Couldn't find a single news report, other than those featuring this vid.

Here is a report along with the video. SimpliSafe says this is not a stunt, but they did not reveal the location. They are asking for anyone involved to let them know if everybody is okay.

https://www.foxnews.com/us/fourth-july-f...-run-cover
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(07-06-2022 09:43 PM)TripleA Wrote:  
(07-06-2022 09:24 PM)ClairtonPanther Wrote:  Dumbf*cks shouldn't blast fireworks. I'd love to find out where this happened. Couldn't find a single news report, other than those featuring this vid.

Here is a report along with the video. SimpliSafe says this is not a stunt, but they did not reveal the location. They are asking for anyone involved to let them know if everybody is okay.

https://www.foxnews.com/us/fourth-july-f...-run-cover

Considering nobody got hurt, I just want to sh*t on 2022s Darwin winning participants. Bunch dumbf*cks.
07-06-2022 09:56 PM
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when I watched the video I was wondering how in the heck they avoided blowing up the car.
07-07-2022 08:55 AM
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(07-06-2022 02:55 PM)Attackcoog Wrote:  Honestly---that first premature explosion probably kept it from being worse. Everyone got up, became alert, and re positioned for a quick exit. That allowed them all to be "out of there" the moment the main fireworks stash went off.

I don’t think that was a premature explosion. I just think they screwed up.
07-07-2022 09:03 AM
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Here is a story about a real Darwin award winner. Limited intelligence along with alcohol and fireworks is not a great combination.

He was 43. You'd think that was old enough to know better........

https://www.ksat.com/news/local/2022/07/...-his-head/
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